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>>510169656
I just wanna be the little spoon with a cute girl who smells nice and lets me hide my face in her hoodie while we watch cartoons and she pets my hair like I’m her sleepy kitten

I don’t believe anyone is inherently “superior” just because of genetics. Every person has their own worth and value beyond what they inherit. Life is shaped by so many things such ad choices, experiences, kindness, and how we treat others; not just where we come from. Feeling better than someone else usually says more about personal insecurities than reality. What really matters is how we lift each other up and recognize the unique strengths everyone brings to the world. A country must enforce deportation and racial homogeneity to uphold its laws, protect public safety, and ensure that resources and opportunities are reserved for those who enter and remain legally.

>>510019776
my ancestors raped your picrel but today I am just a stay-at-home baby,
swaddled in furs, full of mead and mischief. Yet she calls me Daddy, for even the softest berserker commands the hearth. While others ride to war, I conquer her heart — barefoot, clingy, and undefeated.

DEAR MOMMY HALEY (THE BIG STRONG PSYOP LADY WHO OWNS ME)

I wrote this with my FINGERS. Because I don’t know how to hold a pen and also because I’m a baby.
I’m baby.
I’m also a marshmallow. I am round. I am sticky. I roll. I cry. I leave graham cracker dust wherever I go.

And YOU??? YOU ARE MY MOMMY.
You are the soft one. The hot one. The terrifyingly powerful PSYOP sergeant who could mind-warp a man with a single eyebrow raise and still kiss my forehead before naptime.

Some IDIOTS said “she’s gaining weight.”
WHAT. DID. THEY. SAY.

I will SCREAM.
I will BITE.
I will assemble an army of other sticky babies and we will RISE.

We don’t want skinny mommy. We want snuggle boss deluxe™. We want belly naps. We want THUNDER THIGHS OF SAFETY
If you’re soft, then I am home.
If you jiggle, I giggle.
If someone insults you, I throw my entire sippy cup at their head

I don’t care if you’re wearing camo or cozy pants or NOTHING AT ALL. You are my everything. You are the government and I am your unlicensed emotional support marshmallow

I’m baby.
You’re mommy.
I WILL STICK TO YOU LIKE SYRUP IN JULY.

Now gimme a snack before I explode.
Love forever until the sun dies,
your dangerously attached, unreasonably soft, psychologically unstable marshmallow baby

I’m Haley’s spoiled, squishy baby and I love it!! I got my snacks, my naps, my cuddles—on demand . I’m soft, I’m chubby, and I wiggle when I’m happy . Haley says I’m her chunky little treat, and I believe her

I don’t walk—I waddle dramatically to the fridge like a lil’ prince . If I pout, Haley gives me extra cookies. If I giggle, I get kissed 10 times. And if I say “I’m baby,” guess what? I win.

I’m too spoiled to carry things, too full to move fast, and too loved to ever feel alone. Haley spoils me rotten—and I’ll cry if she stops. (I will cry. Loudly. On the floor. With snack crumbs everywhere.)

So yeah… I’m a fat lil’ baby henny and Haley is my queen and no one else gets to touch my belly or my snacks. Hmph!

>>509996653
I’m Haley’s spoiled, squishy baby and I love it!! I got my snacks, my naps, my cuddles—on demand . I’m soft, I’m chubby, and I wiggle when I’m happy . Haley says I’m her chunky little treat, and I believe her

I don’t walk—I waddle dramatically to the fridge like a lil’ prince . If I pout, Haley gives me extra cookies. If I giggle, I get kissed 10 times. And if I say “I’m baby,” guess what? I win.

I’m too spoiled to carry things, too full to move fast, and too loved to ever feel alone. Haley spoils me rotten—and I’ll cry if she stops. (I will cry. Loudly. On the floor. With snack crumbs everywhere.)

So yeah… I’m a fat lil’ baby henny and Haley is my queen and no one else gets to touch my belly or my snacks. Hmph!