>book train journey
>its fucking crazy expensive
>get on train
>delay after delay after delay
>end up being over an hour late on first leg
>delay delay delay
>end up being an hour late on the second leg on top
>"we apologise for the delays to your journey, you can claim back at SWR Delay Repay..."
>go on the site
>have to register a separate account, can't just use trainline login
>have to provide a photo of your physical tickets
>mfw I threw the physical ones away after the journey and the second half was e-tickets

I fucking cannot express to you how much I hate these fucking shit companies so fucking much

I don't even expect to ever get a genuine plappopotamus-tier ass, literally all I want is a nice friendly gf with a bigger-than-average ass. That's all I want in life. That's it. I don't care about anything else. Yet the universe is determined to not even give me this singular concession to my shit life.

>order something
>get email saying it's been shipped
>gives tracking link and code
>open tracking link
>put in code
>"We are currently unable to locate your parcel"

How the fuck is this even a thing? For the delivery company to have given the tracking link and code to the shop they must have actually put it into their system. Why the fuck can't they track it then?

Why does nothing in this fucking country work?!