W.D. GASTEROID
W.D. GASTROINTESTINAL BLEEDING
WICKED DANK GAS(TER)
DING DONG "CHING CHONG CHINAMAN" GASTER
W.D. GASTERBATION
W.D. PUBLIC GASTERATION IS A GOOD IDEA
W.C. GASSTER

did you know? if something is extremely cold (like absolute zero kelvin or slightly higher) it emits little to no electromagnetic radiation.
electromagnetic radiation includes light, making the object completely black and unobservable.
i just thought that was interesting

>finish gathering Shadow Crystals
>bring 5 of them to Seam
>he turns into FRIEND and fucks off
>you have to scale the waterfall west of Castle Town and chase him into the wastelands beyond to fight him
>drops the Pure Crystal on defeat
plausible?