Oops. Drunk and in my feelings two days in a row... Want bf plz

had a pet parakeet I bought a few years back. I always kept him in this really beautiful iron cage about 3 feet in length and 3 feet tall. I LOVED this bird, today I decided I wanted him to get some fresh air so I took him and his cage outside so he can feel the fresh breeze. I turn around for probably 5 seconds and when I look back at my bird, you wouldn't fuckin believe it, he took off cage and all. Before I had to chance to react I was watching his cage with him inside zig zagging all around the trees. This really really bummed me out as I really did love the bird....

>>40390554
But all everybody ever does is complain IRL and here. I wanna talk about things we like and places we dream about going back to.

Crying to Kate Bush rn. How dare you claim I'm being too emotional. I'm the only one here who feels anything! Maybe a lil drunk but my point stands

I had a pet parakeet I bought a few years back. I always kept him in this really beautiful iron cage about 3 feet in length and 3 feet tall. I LOVED this bird, today I decided I wanted him to get some fresh air so I took him and his gate outside so he can feel the fresh breeze. I turn around for probably 5 seconds and when I look back at my bird, you wouldn't fuckin believe it, he took off cage and all. Before I had to chance to react I was watching his cage with him inside zig zagging all around the trees. This really really bummed me out as I really did love the bird.

>>509798678
please god let them find that ICE tracker app on even one of their phones it will be so over for the dev, cnn, and msnbc if that happens

>turn 30
>realize it's over: you cant get a gf or a job any more

Imagine if I live to 95. That would mean that the vast majority of my life I was too old to live my life.

How do I get a gf now that half of them are lesbians and the other half is sitting at home on a phone scrolling through e-Chads?

Getting a gf in 2025 feels impossible. People dont even mingle outdoors like they use to, because Instagram and Tinder satisfy their needs for socializing.

>>11820334
i choose dinosaur friends

please god let them nuke the holy land it would be so funny