>buy dad smartphone because he's a 55yo boomer who never had one in his life despite everyone of his friends having one
>now the only thing you can hear in our house is generic tikok laughs and he rots on his sofa morning till night,no reaction like smiling or laughing,just rotting there

>have a junkie friend who smokes every drug he can find
>broooo did you know you can actually order drugs from the deep web?we just need some bitcoins,get your mom's credit card,they are dirt cheap
>no way fag
>mfw

>mfw Madds had his birthday on the place I used to work at at my Balkan shithole
I think it was also my secret spot for drinking as well,you cannot imagine how disappointed I am for missing this opportunity ,can't find the po

ummmm can you explain it Harry potter or marvel superheroes please?