alright fuckos im gonna do what i didnt do today
buy more calls on monday
so get your fucking puts ready
the bogs are listening and watching my every move
i will singlehandedly crash SPY in a single day just watch me

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Im sure if I do that itll start crabbing forever until I sell one of my positions, then proceed to ruin the one leftover
Sounds like a good way to lose money on both sides, call goes down, buy a put, put goes down, call goes up (but not enough to make profit) rinse and repeat until theta fucks your ass