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6/29/2025, 2:53:21 AM
The Island Audiobook on Google Play written by the World War Z guy and narrated by you know who has to be the ultimate Minecraft spin-off experience. Not other kiddieslop books come close. Not even Story Mode, Youtube Animations or whatever the fuck Warner Bros shat out three months ago
Like, there's an episode where the protagonist starts crying in the middle of a near heart-attack experience because his stupid lava hot-tub got blown up by a creeper and now his baby animals are about to be burned to death.
I seriously can't believe i waited so much for a Minecraft movie when all i needed to do was sit down and listen to Jack Black complaining on how he has square stumbs for arms and pixelated painted on clothes on his fridge body, while adapting to Markus Persson's buggy Java proyect, stacking items like thery're playing cards in the most autistic and straight up literal interpretation of the game.
Minecraft The Island feels like playing with a VR headset without getting headaches. And simultaneously feels like A Minecraft movie without the slop
Like, there's an episode where the protagonist starts crying in the middle of a near heart-attack experience because his stupid lava hot-tub got blown up by a creeper and now his baby animals are about to be burned to death.
I seriously can't believe i waited so much for a Minecraft movie when all i needed to do was sit down and listen to Jack Black complaining on how he has square stumbs for arms and pixelated painted on clothes on his fridge body, while adapting to Markus Persson's buggy Java proyect, stacking items like thery're playing cards in the most autistic and straight up literal interpretation of the game.
Minecraft The Island feels like playing with a VR headset without getting headaches. And simultaneously feels like A Minecraft movie without the slop
6/29/2025, 2:05:14 AM
6/28/2025, 3:16:21 AM
>>212077443
Shove your foot right into her muff!!
Shove your foot right into her muff!!
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