>>212907540
>he looks fine
Dude looks like he has AIDS and his wife is clearly sapping his life force away like a vampire

>>212534447
>Career ends
>But the buffet never does, does it Jonah?

>>212532126
>gf of a couple months goes to one of those parties
>ends up bringing home a purple strap on she shows me while obviously gauging my response
>tell her she's insane if she thinks she is ever shoving anything up my ass
>she says it's not for me and wants to start having threesomes with other girls and fuck them and watch me fuck them and etc.
>uh okay
>have threeways and even fourways with other chicks she finds and brings home
>three months into doing that multiple times a week realize she's totally a nympho dyke and the relationship is going nowhere but she paid the bills so whatever and we're just basically guy and girl bros who play vidya, watch movies, and fuck eachother and other sluts
>goes on for five more months
>amicably split but still do booty calls with her and other chicks for a long time after until I find a chick I am super into and I don't want to cheat on her so we end it completely
>a couple months ago get an invite from her for her lesbo wedding and she is now apparently a "he/they" and is changing her name to Atlas and has shaved her head completely bald
>mfw

The wedding is this weekend the 12th. Should I go for the free booze and to watch the freakshow?

>>212479976
>okay but first did you check with your wife's bull about leaving the cuck shed to kill me James?