>>64006431

Trans-dimensional colonial empire using Earth for resource extraction. The much-feared Combine advisors from the game are really just hapless assistant managers who brutalize the human race because their own masters (the equivalent of the night shift manager of a McDonald’s in Spartanburg, South Carolina) are threatening their entire race with extermination if they aren’t turning a profit on those spreadsheets. What Dr. Magnussen thought was the Combine homeworld in Episode 2 is basically just cs_office in another dimension

>>64005343

Good, that means the conditioning is working :)

>>64006431

Trans-dimensional colonial empire using Earth for resource extraction. The much-feared Combine advisors from the game are really just hapless assistant managers who brutalize the human race because their own masters (the equivalent of the night shift manager of a McDonald’s in Spartanburg, South Carolina) are threatening their entire race with extermination if they aren’t turning a profit on those spreadsheets. What Dr. Magnussen thought was the Combine homeworld in Episode 2 is basically just cs_office

>>64005343

Good, that means the conditioning is working :)

>>17830871

Are you doing this for a girl?

>>212331004
>What would've it looked like?

>>509466015

Wrong Shapiro