I'm desperate to get laid, and there's a girl in a different department at work who I believe would put out for me. Her face is a 3 or 4, but her body is a 9.

She's also a little bit crazy. So worst case scenario is that everyone at work finds out that I banged an ugly girl.

Is this a likely outcome, or am I just overthinking it? I'm not particularly attractive, so she might also want to keep it a secret.

Should I attempt to bang her, or avoid shitting where I eat?

Thoughts on panspermia?