HOW CAN WE SHILL MONERO? IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS A TOP 5 COIN. IT IS THE ONLY CRYPTO USED WHEN IT COUNTS (DARKNET TRANSACTIONS). YET PURE SHITCOINS PUMP ABOVE IT IN MARKETCAP WHILE HAVING LESS TRANSACTIONS DONE ON IT. IT ONLY TAKES 1.5% OF THE CRYPTO MARKET MOVING INTO MONERO TO MAKE IT 10X. IT HAS A MONOPOLY ON PRIVACY, THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF A CRYPTO CURRENCY. WHY IS IT NOT 1000X IT'S CURRENT PRICE?

>be me
>wageslave drowning in fiat clownworld
>central banks cranking their BRRRR machine like degenerate gamblers
i>nflation gangbanging my savings, 12% evaporated yearly, thanks (((elites)))
>scroll /pol/, same low-IQ threads
>muh voting
>muh woke nonsense
>muh gold bug larping
>meanwhile, Monero flexing like a based crypto-overlord
>100% private, untraceable, tells KYC to go pound sand
>glowies throwing tantrums, their chain analysis cucked
>Bitcoin shills seething, "bUt iT’s nOt oN cOiNbAsE"
>Monero laughs, ducks tracking like an anon dodging feds
>score XMR on some obscure P2P, feels like dunking on the system
t>fw my money’s a fortress, no bank can freeze me for spicy memes
>tfw Monero spits on CBDC dystopian garbage
>anons still reeing over left vs right like programmed drones
>stop sucking fiat dick, stack XMR, exit the plantation
>mfw Monero’s the true /pol/ weapon against ZOG
get in or stay pleb, you mouthbreathing retards

THE CRYPTO MARKET IS VALUED AT ~3 TRILLION. MONERO HAS A MARKET CAP OF ~6 BILLION AND IS THE DE FACTO LEADER IN ANONYMOUS &DEEP WEB MARKETPLACE TRANSACTIONS. IT IS BATTLE TESTED, CLEARLY WORKS, AND IN A LEAGUE OF ITS OWN COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE MARKET. IT ONLY TAKES 1.5% FROM THE REST OF THE MARKET FILLED WITH PUMP AND DUMP SCAMS AND VAPORWARE VC HYPE BULLSHIT, TO MAKE THIS GO 10X. NOBODY USES ANYTHING ELSE FOR TRANSACTIONS. THIS IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO LAUNDER MONEY OR MAKE AN ANONYMOUS TRANSACTION. HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH IN THIS MARKET OF BULLSHIT???