Just admit you think it's funny.

I swear this is patient zero
Every Redditor puts in every effort to sound exactly like this book

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>there's always some anons in these threads yapping Teresa Brewer sucks this and that

>Ford rather liked humans but couldn't help but notice some of their very unusual habits such as pointing out the very obvious like "It's a nice day", "You're very tall", and "So this is it, we're going to die."