>>102762690
PRE-RECORDED BUTT SUMO!?

>people are going on about WIZPIG being in Bananza
What the FUCK did I miss??

>>102128711
Kiara should give me full creative control. Here's a song I wrote for her. (Being a lyricist is hard!)
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x2)
Hot leg hot leg, leg so hot you fry an egg
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x1)
Hey its me Kiara again
Here with a brand new song
Let us sing it let us begin
I've got to show off my butt so I'm in a thong
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (yeah!)
I used to be a warrior
I used to be a chef
Now all I do is shake my booty
And show off my cleft
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (x2)
The biz is all serious business
But I'm here to have fun
So let's sing this stupid song
While I show off my buns
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa
Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa (yeah!)
*chicken noises*

>>101370905
>zero shitposting at all hours
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
A gray landscape for entertainers, dull and corporate at every twist and turn.

>>101121784
Could you imagine?
I think you're right but I wonder what those standards are, because they have some odd tastes in who they pick up.