>Be one of the passengers
>Get down to the Titanic
>Spend the whole time taking an hour-long shit so nobody else gets to look through the window

>Be Stockton
>Get loads of money from passengers and investors
>Dive down to see the titanic
>Under enormous amounts of pressure both literally and financially
>Almost to crushing depth (You know exactly where it is because you've tested this multiple times)
>Announce that you have to take a shit or something
>Go behind the curtain
>Take the last of the snacks with you
>Press the hidden button you installed
>A sliding metal door slams shut behind you
>Front of submarine pressurizes, locking the other passengers out
>You have the controller, camera, viewport, and most importantly, the toilet in your much smaller 1-man escape pod
>You jettison the rest of the sub and zoom away
>You can barely make out some faint banging and screaming over your maniacal laughter as you watch the capsule of idiot rubes sink to the bottom of the sea
>Watch them implode like a bunch of dumb fucks
>Everyone thinks you died with them
>Putt your submarine to Mexico and live the good life with everyone's money

You really think "Stockton Rush" was a real name? It's the perfect crime. He's still alive and he committed the heist of the century.