>*loud popping noise*
>Don't worry about that, that's just the hull seasoning.
>*loud extended groan from the full fibers*
>FULL SPEED AHEAD

>>211493920 (OP)
Imagine sharing that fucking sub with pajeets and then dying instantaneously with the last scent and sight you'll ever have is the disgusting body odour of a dirty, smelly Indian.

>>211493983
Don't throw stones in glass houses

>>211493983
It all turned to shart anyway

>Oh no Anon! The hull is buckling and the sub is losing power! The only one trained to pilot ship is currently occupied 5 feet away behind the bathroom curtain! The billionaire owner of the sub says if you don't do something the submarine and everyone onboard including (You) are doomed! Slowly, he hands you the controller...

Are you a gamer Anon, or are you fish food?

>>211494134
>OH N-

>>211493920 (OP)
>*snrrrrk POP*
>wypipo don' season dey hulls

>>211493920 (OP)
Why didn't they bring scuba tanks in case something like this happened? And before anyone says le not enough room, they could have mounted them to the outside of the sub.

Why didn’t the vehicle have a device that allowed them to eject and float to safety before it blew up?

>>211494237
Because they were instantly obliterated by what was effectively a colossal water saw

I wanna hate him but he trusted his retarded vision enough to get in the sub

>>211494134
if you're wondering what the last thing that went through their minds was, as the hull started to implode, it was their anus

>>211494236
>wypipo don' season dey hulls
Oh no! not the Fucking seasoning police!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCzzlGcpll0

why didnt they just quickly swallow enough water to equalize the pressure then swim to the surface?

>>211493920 (OP)
>*CLANK*
>It's okay folks, that's just the click from the controller.

This wouldntve happened if they had a The Holy Bible on the submarine with em

>>211493920 (OP)
was he insane?
was his ego so large that he'd rather die than admit he was wrong?
by far my favorite part was when he got them stuck under that wreckage and the ex-navy guy had to take the controls and save their lives. instead of learning from his mistakes, the guy ignored the safety issues and fired the man who saved his life.

>>211494314
no they needed a Talmud

Four days of memes.

So they had like no backup systems or redundancies on this thing, not even like an emergency escape pod they could use that would shoot to the surface?

>>211493920 (OP)
>>211494236
When they showed an ex-employee 5 minutes in and it was a 25-year old blonde girl i instantly remembered that he tried to YASSify marine engineering lmao, what an absolute retard.

While it's fucking funny that he evaporated, it's a shame in a way too, because it would be much more enjoyable to see him try to defend himself

>>211493920 (OP)
plonked

>>211494328
Old money ego
He really thought he could do no wrong and that god chose him to lead humans into a new era of cheap submarines

>>211494237
True, imagine staying inside the sub knowing it was about to implode when you could've simply opened the hatch, grabbed an oxygen tank and swam to the surface.

>>211494308
It was too dark, they wouldn't be able to see the ceiling from the ground.

>>211494355
>he tried to YASSify marine engineering
he didn't actually, he just ran out of white people so he tried to spin it as a positive
everytime something went wrong he found a way to spin it as "all according to plan, we actually wanted this to happen"

>>211494218
>they finally give Subnautica controller support
>this happens
I don’t feel so good bros

>>211494328
No his ego was so large he thought he couldn't die.

>>211494272
i have been to the ocean and in the waves, it pushes you not saws you in half retard they could have swam back up

>>211494499
What's the point of pretending to be retarded?

>>211494459
>>211494383
wtf did he think all that popping was? did he think the carbon fibre strings just regenerated after a while?
they told him so many times, all those people quit... I just can't wrap my head around it.

>>211494355
its really funny that /pol/ types will just lock on to him trying to make a random blonde woman a sub pilot for diversity points when that's like number 85 on the list of most idiotic shit this guy did

>>211494438
DESU i never bought he did it because he wanted inclusivity or whatever, it seemed fairly obvious he did because young people straight out of college wouldn't push back and challenge him the same way(or at all) an experienced engineer would.

>>211494520
what's the point of doubling down instead of admitting you're wrong?

What happened here?

>>211494291
That lady is retarded. Cooking food with the plant from which seasoning is derived is not the same as seasoning it. Thats like saying “oh the lemon juice police are here to critique my lemonade huh? Well *drops sliced up lemon in water* this is the same thing as using lemon juice! *drops a chunk of sugar cane in* and here’s me sugar!”

>>211493983
They where pakistain saar, not india.

>>211494552
A straight white male being this fucking stupid causes them existential angst, so they need to paint him as a woke liberal to at least create some ideological distance from his failure

>>211494562
Them niggas eatin’ beans

>>211494562
The sub got seasoned with every dive.

women(m) and jeets seething

>>211494548
Yeah it really is weird since he didn't even test the scale sub a third time, probably because he knew it would break again
But yet he went in himself

>>211493920 (OP)
>that's just the hull seasoning
I don't like any vehicle, in which I am being transported, to "season". That's just me AITA?

>>211494562
fire this man immediately, and ready the sub for another dive. she's ready for 7000 feet.

>>211493983
the kid didn't even want to go but his dad forced him too, i think he died a virgin too

>>211494642
Bro I think he's white >>211493920 (OP) though? Like this pic related

>>211494562
Is that the white man's *chirp*?

>>211494670
There’s always a break-in period for any new vehicle. If your car still smells “new,” which is to say if it’s still off gassing vinyl chloride and other fun stuff from the plastics, it’s still seasoning

>>211493920 (OP)
>ear splitting screech
>springs a leak
ahhh, just stretchin her sea legs is all

>>211494013
The difference is that this is not socially acceptable for whites. Indians proudly poop in the street and smell like shit from the food they eat every day.

>>211494682
Imagine if he just told his dad to fuck off, he’d be rich as fuck rn swimming in the needful

>>211494562
a non-submersonian mind could never comprehend

>>211494703
holy shit it’s this jewschizo again LMFAO

>>211494574
it's seasoning once it has a corporate logo on it tbf

>>211494720
OH FUCK BRO!!!! Is the new car smell going to make me asplode???!???

>>211494520
The only one being retarded is you, mate. Every UK submarine has escape suits for every sailor on board. Granted, the submersible wouldn't have enough room like the other anon said but they could have at least put them on the outside of the sub in an easy to access compartment so they could swim up in case of any problems. Stop being so obtuse, boyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN8fRHUPl0s

>>211494574

>>211494218
Does that controller have a rapid fire button? It could have saved them.

>>211494811
Just keep it under 4500 feet and you're good.

>>211494811
Yeah if you decide to drive it into a deep ocean trench. Otherwise just roll the windows down, it’ll be fine

>>211494786
uh oh stinky!

>>211494562
This is a fake screenshot they made for the documentary. The acoustic stuff was removed for the second hull, the former head engineer says so. That's the reason we also don't get to hear the Dive 80 mega bang that everybody hyped up as being the start of the end.

>>211494552
They're just out of date, early on some of the only information we had was that he was a self hating white. It was assumed he hired shitskins and women engineers and that's why the sub exploded. Turned out not to be true but not everyone has kept up with it clearly.

The thing I didnt understand in the Netflix doc, how did he bypass the classing for the Titan? It was just like he said "Nah, Im not going to do that". Wouldn't he get shut down for taking people out in the Titan because he did not get it classed by the 3rd party organization? I dont understand how he got around that.

>>211494218
Looks like it was a bit chilly in there

>>211494867
glad to see you’re still mindbroken from those threads kek

>>211494820
???
you don't understand pressure at depth or what?

>>211493920 (OP)
The part where took that guy from the Discovery channel and literally nothing went right and he’s all acting like no big deal tells you the amount of incompetence going on

>>211494899
>glad to see you’re still laughing from those kino threads kek
yes

>>211493920 (OP)
>*loud extended groan from the full fibers*
>DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR AFTERBURNERS, PILOT!
>Wait, shit, I meant ascend! Ah, too late...

>>211494574
yes it is, what do you think the purpose of adding aromatics like garlic and onion is? actually eating the garlic and onion? it flavors the food

also onion powder and garlic powder is just dehydrated, ground up onion and garlic

it is literally the same

>>211494893
They explain you need classification to carry passengers. Stockton deliberately called them Mission Specialists instead and got them to sign all the waivers explaining that it was experimental to avoid needing the classification.

>>211494893
He designated all passengers as crew members on an experimental vessel. Paying customers had to do work on the dive, like tightening the bolts, putting fresh batteries in the controller, etc.

>>211494931
ok jewjeet saar

>>211494328
This same sorta retarded nepo baby mindset rules our Governments by the way

>>211494964
>white Reddit user talks about seasoning food like an expert
Pottery

>>211494986
This is your future

>>211494880
Yup. He wanted nothing but “yes” men idiots. Anyone that objected to his pure incompetence was fired

>>211494964
>just ground up finely for better surface area spreading
You just described spice you dumb fuck. If you fried chicken with minced garlic in the pan vs giving it a garlic rib it would have immensely different and more intense flavor. You are so unbelievably stupid,

>>211494867
what is this?

>>211494875
>Dive 80 mega bang
Didn't Navy release that video a few days ago?

>>211494574
Shut the fuck up nigger. It still adds flavour.

>>211495060
Yes. The navy knew that thing imploded the day it happened

>>211495050
White diaperfag guy got caught by pedohunters trying to take a shit on a little girl
Hilarity ensues when police come and tell him he won't be a virgin in jail

>>211494971
>>211494985
Ah, ok thanks for explaining that. I remember that part, I didnt understand the customers were calling themselves mission specialist to bypass the classing. That is fucked up.

>>211494771
I reserve my employment for people who can think; about carbon fiber, cost saving measures, and evading the US coastguard, and diversity. You find me cruel, stubborn, and unsafe? I am. I work without caring what happens to either of us. So, go back to the suuub, bear it all, and stalk the people you enjoy.

>>211495074
>muh white lady youtube Karen is right because I’m wacist

>>211494903
You're probably one of those people that are terrified of getting in a bathtub because you think water is sentient and will drown you. As long as you stay calm and get to the surface, you'll be fine. No need to let your neuroses ruin your life. Swimming is fun.

>>211493920 (OP)
Love this cretin.

>>211494218
> grabs controller with a shit eating grin
> looks like years of playing vidya has lead to dis
I got this >:)

>>211494554
That and they're cheaper.
But yeah, his whole "50 year old white guy" spiel came after the 50 year old white guys told him that he was going to get himself killed. He was just spinning it for the public that eats that shit up.

I remember shorty after it went missing they asked James Cameron what he thinks he happened and he was like “what you think happened? They’re all dead”

>>211495207
>Got to 3900 but was too scared to go deeper
>Actually I wanted to go to 3939, I totally could have went deeper
I really don't understand this guy

>>211494574
It's more like people complaining that you're not using concentrated lemon flavor and you're using hand squeezed lemon juice instead.
It's a different concentration of flavor and has to be used differently, but her point is that it doesn't mean the food is flavorless.

>>211494999
not an argument
>>211495048
by your logic there's no reason to use regular garlic and onion because you get better surface area by using ground garlic and ground onion

we know this is not true because people still use onion and garlic for recipes rather than just using a shitload of garlic and onion powder

also if you watch the video instead of being a retard you can see she explains that keeping the amount of seasoning to a minimum ie salt and pepper allows the rest of the flavor to come out

i assume you dont agree because you are indian and your version of flavor is tossing so much seasoning into it that you cant taste the food anymore

Cast Stockton Rush.
>I said DEEPER, Mister Nargeolet.

>>211495257
Be insanely rich and never had any real consequences for your behavior. Add on money means nothings since never had any real real life problems so doing stupid shit is the only way to get any real excitement. Like when see rich people stealing shit for fun

Just imagine the combined smell of a Frenchman's Camembert tinged guffs and two hairy Indian's Vindaloo guffs as they began fear farting once the hull started making horrendous cracking, popping noises.

>>211495322
>Did you say my Carbon Fiber hull isn't safe?!

>>211494574
No...no anon, you're the fucking retard. Holy fuck

>>211494771
>>211495132
kek

>>211495265
Did you not see my digits retard? Fresh spices have all sorts of volatiles that disappear when you dry them. Volatiles that contribute greatly to the flavour profile. You’re dumb.

>>211493983
>fucking sub
bro it was a big tin can, steered with an Xbox controller

>>211494964
These are the same people that say you need to "wash the chicken".

>nepo baby
Oh I see. Reddit found the thread. Wonderful.

>>211494344
Carbon fibre isnt supposed to be used to handle compression
there was no time to have an escape pod. Once carbon shatters its like glass, it turns to dust at that pressure
it was instant for them

>>211494574
>Adds tons of different herbs and spices that don't mesh well and clash
>Adds no acid to help balance the spices
Am I doing it right now?

>>211494574
>All these seething cooklet replies
You're right, of course.

>>211495204
Good parody film

>>211494344
Yes, they had emergency ascent weights. Subs are made buoyant initially and loaded with weights for them to be able to sink. They dropped the weights, which would make the sub start to rise but it's not a rocket ship upwards. And it was already too late at that pressure. It was not instant as retards like >>211495557 constantly spout. The crew knew something was wrong well before it imploded.

I once saw the seasoning police seasoning raw pasta before adding it to boiling water. They didn't salt the water because it would from their explanation "boil off"

Could he save the sub?

I just don't get why you'd think "safety is dumb lmao" when sitting in a craft surrounded on every side by thousands of tons of water. Sure, you might not care that much when the sub is unmanned, but with people sitting inside?

>>211495730
Apparently Rush had a ''cracking'' counter inside the sub. A screen that counted ''pops''. He also constantly talked about how the sub would crack and pop when in the deep but he just kept going because he said ''its settling''
Once the sub went, it went

>>211494344
>can’t engineer sub that won’t be crushed
>somehow competent enough to build durable escape pod
>able to escape catastrophic failure happening at sonic speeds
Anon.
>>211494548
Delusion is a very powerful thing. Our world/reality is very much what we make of it.

>>211495044
>nothing but yes man idiots
>aka nothing but dei hires
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT THAT OUT IT'S A COINCIDENCE YOU'RE A POLCHUDCEL STOP NOTICING

If they had scuba gear, how much time would it take to put that on? They probably should have all been in wetsuits and ready to don a scuba tank and eject. Would have to just keep exhaling while swimming to the surface.

>>211494548
He could not afford for it to fail so fundamentally so he lied to himself

>>211494867
The only reason this is at all noteworthy is because this sort of behaviour is severely abnormal for white people. If it was a jeet literally nobody would have noticed. Most of the people caught by these channels are literally brown.

>>211494134
God, I wish that were me.

>>211494562
Dark is the deep where no stars gleam, but darkest yet is what lies beneath unseen. Old secrets do not rest.

>>211495758
It's the fallacy people start to develop when they've seen something done a repeatedly hundreds of times and nothing bad has ever happened. It's like watching thousands of airplanes fly and land daily so there's obviously never any danger. It's what zoomers feel because everything has been made so safe for them that they can do anything, break any rules, and nothing bad will happen to them. Stockton was privileged his whole life and used to things working out. The only people who told him No were obviously just trying to stand in his way and being overly cautious. He stated that he prided himself on being told No since he's breaking the rules, doing something others thought wouldn't work, and proving them wrong. It should be noted that the Titan made the dive successfully many times. Stockton just couldn't comprehend the idea of fatigue and failure over time and cycles.

>>211494958
Excellent Freespace 2 reference.

>>211495133
yes, she is right and yes, I am racist

fuck off, nigger

>>211494562
>Dive 80: me eating *t peepo food
>Dive 81: me after eating Taco Bell

>>211495820
He hired white engineers, he just fired them when they pointed out that it would fail. His main method of dealing with this was to hire recent graduates, not diversity hires. His comments about diversity were a coping mechanism for all the competent white engineers who were telling him he was wrong, including on his own team, and he thought diversity would help with promotion, but DEI hires don't seem to have caused the disaster beyond that.

>>211496021
>>211496021
kek

>>211495967
I don't pretend to understand a lot about submarines or engineering but safety rules are usually written in blood.
Material giving out also isn't something completely unexpected

>>211495820
>dei hires are incompetent
>why?
>well arghh they agree with everything white people say!
>isn’t that a good thing
>argghh it’s complicated raddi is it morning Tel Aviv already?!?
Lmao

>>211496070
>His comments about diversity were a coping mechanism
Not even a cope. He wanted the buzz. Remember how in the doc he was all warmed and happy about having the first female diver? It was all to get into news cycle with good PR, which of course is not exactly a bad thing in and on itself, but even the girl said she felt under-qualified for that.

>>211496157
That was part of it, but I think there was a lot of him in that comment about old white men, considering the number of old white men who were warning him he was about to be crushed like an empty soda can.

When cooking, if you are using more than 4 or 5 herbs and spices, you are doing something wrong 99% of the time. Fight me.

Literally the only exception to this rule is if you are making a slow cooked broth/sauce/stew, 8-24 hours to slowly build layers of flavor. Otherwise this is just a hodgepodge of nonsense that mostly clashes and doesn't allow anything to come to the top.

>>211495100
I'd fireback by telling them I had a gun in my diaper.
>Guess you gotta search me, smart ass.

>>211495187

>>211495967
He cut corners at every opportunity even playing the "50-year-old white males" card, tricked millionaires into joining his "expedition", charging them hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>ANON WE FINNA SURFACE DIS WHIP, HIT DA CHINESE BUTTON NIGGA

>>211494820
>just open the hatch and take a swim outside, bro! Cameron does it! He lets all his passengers have a nice swim around the Titanic before coming back inside!

>>211496575
>the controller the visits get
It's always some funny shit, isn't

>>211494134
kek

>>211496575
>press chinese button
>tink tink tink tinktinktinktinktink
>DON DON
>YooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo~
>instantly turn to dust

>>211494574

>>211495322
>back to surface?

>>211494218
>Hammer out the Konami code.
>Hull implodes anyways

>>211495758
>>211495967
Actually it's more likely Stockton just figured that dying is something that happens to other people, not him.

>>211494820
Submarine escape in this manner is at a maximum of about 150 meters.

>>211495322
>Imploded am I?!

>>211493920 (OP)
This guy really thought he was going to be another Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk, that was his goal and he probably thought that he was the protagonist of a movie where he's a genius with a vision and needs to fight for it or something

Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w96oTapYTKk

>>211493920 (OP)
>seasoning lasts for five years and gets worse

The seasoning police sounds completely made up. Nobody cares how other people are choosing to season their foods. This just sounds like another way to attack black people for no reason.

>>211494548
His explanation was "submarines make noises" lol

>>211497232
Literally, "It's a feature not a bug."

>>211497232
He's correct.

>>211497123
>uhm...P-Phil?

>>211494134
literally me

>>211497503
Obviously not. Especially when he was told by experienced, educated people that carbon fibers do not have the same fatigue properties at metals. They don't just spring back cycle after cycle.

>>211494134
this happened in just microseconds btw

>Your carbon-fiber hull, whatever happened there.

>>211494134
they recently found footage of the final moments of the crew member Stockton stationed in the storage tank

>>211494134
a real business man would've capitalized on the obvious impending failure and marketed it as the ultimate suicide experience. go down in a one-way trip in the sub, instantly pulverized during implosion in one completely painless (yet still spectacular) moment

>>211497605
Metal submersibles also make noises. The presence of noises is not diagnostically relevant.

this whole thing is an op. noises/crackling/popping are normal for a sub going to those depths, you can't put something through that kind of pressure change and not expect it stress the material. obviously what really happened is that james cameron didn't like this guy encroaching on the titanic wreck (cameron is very possessive of it) and thought bringing tourists down would disturb it. so he waiting down there in his own super sub and blew up the titan on that trip

>>211497984
Yeah, it is, because no one has doubts about the integrity of the hull of a metal submarine. Trusting carbon fiber at crushing depths is like wrapping yourself in fancy origami and hoping Poseidon is feeling merciful, which is what the experts were saying. Metal's what you use when you want a hull. What they did is what you use when you want a high-end burial. They went to their deaths with the structural confidence of a Jenga tower in an earthquake.

>>211498048
maybe, that's why he was wearing his uniform when he did that interview.

>>211498271
Your IQ is definitely 80 at most. The presence of noise is not diagnostically relevant because all submersibles make noises. The presence of carbon fiber is diagnostically relevant, but that is irrelevant to this conversation because this conversation is whether the presence of noise is diagnostically relevant. There is no universe in which your submersible does not make noise. Submersibles make noise.

Wasn't one of the passengers a kid who didn't want to go but got talked into it by his father? That's the only person I feel bad for. He knew this was a bad idea but didn't want to disappoint his dad.

You don't want to admit it, but it was literally white privileged that killed him

>Oceangate 2: The Return of Stockton

>>211499014
Yes he was afraid and didn't want to go down lol

>>211499056
>Somehow, the Stockton has returned

>>211499014
If they had a moment to conceive things were about to go sideways, imagine the man's terror knowing he killed his own kid by inviting him

The first 48 hours or so when everyone thought they were stuck on the ocean floor with Celine Dion on repeat were hilarious

>>211494218
Something hilarious that no one ever talks about is that Logitech ran a fire sale on this dog shit controller when the news started trending

>>211499006
>diagnostically relevant
daahhh durrrr duhhhh lmao shut up

>>211499286
This vexes me.

>>211499260
Did people really think that? Like when it was "lost" people actually thought they were just stuck and not crushed into blood mist?

>>211499336
Yes because people wanted to believe it, it was funnier to imagine the retarded billionaires stuck in a tube together on the ocean floor

Did they intended to portray this guy as a complete spineless rat? He blames Stockton the whole doc, yet he continued working with him for like a decade, while everyone who had intergrity left and he didn't even leave on his own, he got fucking fired.

When the british guy brought up his concerns and got fired, he straight up says
>so i told everyone not to speak up about safety anymore

>>211499336
There were reports sensors were picking up sounds like they were alive

>>211499260
>Celine Dion on repeat
In retrospect, their quick death was a mercy

>>211499336
If you were here you would think that, yeah. The news cycle didn't help either. Like the docs says, many programs had a little counter on the bottom right with the alleged time they would've run out of oxygen. Meanwhile people "in the community" (like Cameron) already had the info coming even from the Navy (through contacts) that a huge implosion was detected on top of the Titanic.

>>211493920 (OP)
>*loud popping noise*
Did they actually hear that and ignore it?

>>211494218
They died because that old fuck couldn't defeat a simple qte.

>>211499480
I think it wasn't revealed because they didn't want people to know they had the capability to pick up something that minute

>>211499470
I think there's a Russian sub who had problems and sank. That's it. Never recovered. People were still alive and sending signals through comms and it just sank.

>>211499407
Discovery channel guy was the only dude that was like “No, not airing this shit. You’re going to get people killed.”

>>211499525
Someone on an earlier dive heard it and emailed Rush saying there was a serious problem and that the thing was gonna implode but Rush basically ignored it

Where are the bodies?

>>211499480
I feel like it wasn't as much explosion info, Rush was infamous in the community(and it's a tiny community too) as a lunatic with an unsave sub, so once he disappeared it wasn't hard to put 2 and 2 together

>>211499470
Too bad the fake transcripts weren’t real. The ship making a ton of noise and them knowing they’re all going to die. Instead just happened

>>211499560
If a sub sinks there isn't much you can do, even if these people were alive inside the Titan sub there was zero chance of a rescue

>>211499480
Cameron was aware of Oceangate he probably knew their carbon fiber shit would implode eventuallyalready

>>211499407
>Did they intended to portray this guy as a complete spineless rat?
What I found more funnier about him was right in the beginning when they are discussing some grusome details about the accident and he has this huge shit eating grin on his face when talking lmao
It was fucking uncanny. All I had in my mind was "dude, this is serious. Stop that fucking smile". kek

>>211494237
Not everyone can activate bullet time like us avoiding a nanosecond implosion.

>>211494218
Did he forget to invert the flight controls?

>>211499636
Everyone even familiar with subs knew it would blow. There is a reason why don’t use carbon fiber. It’s completely retarded

>>211499525
There is footage in the Netflix doc onboard the Titan of Stockton taking Titan down by himself and repetitive popping noises. He completely ignores it. The dude had a death wish.

>>211494894
Kek

>>211494328
>was his ego so large that he'd rather die than admit he was wrong?
Yep, it's called "hubris"
At a certain level of wealth and/or power, people become detached from reality and some people even think they're immortal or invincible

>>211499691
He was just a rich asshole who sailed through life and thought he was better than everyone and so nothing bad would ever happen to him. He didn't have a death wish he genuinely believed he would be fine.

>>211499690
>There is a reason why don’t use carbon fiber. It’s completely retarded
All of the newer US subs have composite carbon fiber hulls dumbass

>Be Stockton
>Get loads of money from passengers and investors
>Dive down to see the titanic
>Under enormous amounts of pressure both literally and financially
>Almost to crushing depth (You know exactly where it is because you've tested this multiple times)
>Announce that you have to take a shit or something
>Go behind the curtain
>Take the last of the snacks with you
>Press the hidden button you installed
>A sliding metal door slams shut behind you
>Front of submarine pressurizes, locking the other passengers out
>You have the controller, camera, viewport, and most importantly, the toilet in your much smaller 1-man escape pod
>You jettison the rest of the sub and zoom away
>You can barely make out some faint banging and screaming over your maniacal laughter as you watch the capsule of idiot rubes sink to the bottom of the sea
>Watch them implode like a bunch of dumb fucks
>Everyone thinks you died with them
>Putt your submarine to Mexico and live the good life with everyone's money

You really think "Stockton Rush" was a real name? It's the perfect crime. He's still alive and he committed the heist of the century.

>>211499782
Why did they put the toilet up where the view port is, what if someone took a stinky shit then any time anyone else wants to look out the window they have to smell it

>>211499690
>everyone
Oh look at mr.armchair engineer talking big like he knew something all along and totally wasn't a gatekept secret by elitist submariners. Go fuck yourself you don't know shit you're just parroting the same nonsense those goons tell you to parrot like the sheep you are. When the light of god shines upon us you'll be surrounded in darkness because the lord doesn't take kindly to fake ass faggots like you.

>>211494328
>was his ego so large that he'd rather die than admit he was wrong?
Just fucking watch the Netflix doc. It's on ext.to. You'll get everything you need from Stockton himself saying he will die for that, that he will make people disappear, that he doesn't want to hear from the guy who did the analysis, that he "proved" the idiots who doubt him wrong. He was a top grade narcissistic asshole with gargantuan delusions of grandeur.

>>211499650
He clearly hated Stockton, but i bet if he didn't get fired, he'd be there until the end sucking up to him, he mentions all the time he disagreed with him and ignores probably thousands of times he agreed with his bullshit.

Him and the british dude are the complete opposites, the pilot guy had actual guts and integrity to stand up for what he believes and cared about safety.

>>211495187
You should try it and report back.

>>211499824
Stockton Rush loved the smell of other peoples shit

>>211499881
> the pilot guy had actual guts and integrity to stand up for what he believes and cared about safety.
He probably saved the crew's life when they had the little accident below the bow of the Titanic. All because Stockton was being a fucking retard who needed to be one driving. The dude literally got them out and then what happens? Stockton gets mad and their relationship were antagonistic ever since, because he got fucking TOLD
It's infuriating to hear about his personality.

>>211499839
I know mechanics and you don’t need to be an expert to know carbon fiber is shit material for massive pressure.

>>211499782
I wonder if anyone was taking a shit when it imploded

>>211500069
it turned vertical and dove much faster than it was supposed to, they were all stuffed in the porthole on top of each other when it blew.

>>211499336
It happened before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursk_submarine_disaster

>>211500182
>crushed in the asscrack of a smelly brapjeet

>>211494230
You wouldn't even get the O out

>>211494562

Couldn’t they just have the sub filled with water and you sit in it with oxygen tanks so it couldn’t be compressed? Then you could open a hatch and just swim up?

>>211495187
Kek you’re right some people genuinely think water is out to get them (and not just the blacks). Someone in this thread says water is like a saw trying to saw you and others think that you can’t swim underwater. Fucking retards.

>>211500182
>Paki kid taking a fat shit and playing with his rubiks cube so he doesn't have to hang out with his dad
>Hear Stockton and the sub expert arguing over who gets the controller
>"It's MY sub faggot, give it!"
>Hear them wrestling behind you
>Suddenly you flip 90 degrees and your face presses against the glass
>Your own shit pours all over your back
>Stockton comes flying through next, making a shit sandwich
>your fat fuck dad flops on top of Stockton
>You can't stop shitting because of your Paki diet and the weight squeezing the poop out of you
>British businessman and the pilot land on top of Stockton and your dad, putting all the weight on the acrylic glass
>it pops and crushes everyone

>>211497123
What terrible acting

>>211500553
If the water pressure is strong enough to crush the sub like a can it's also going to crush any human

>>211499321
Kek

>>211494562
Das ryte! I bet she don even wash her chicken!

>>211500680
We’re mostly water we’d be the same as the water

>>211494574
This has got to be one of the dumbest things i've read that I can't pass off as obvious bait

>>211499056
I like the idea of some ancient underwater alien civilization reviving him and bringing him back up to conquer Earth because they were moved by his high-risk ambition while we were mocking him.

>>211500921
the non-water parts of us are only thing keeping that water in us from mixing with the water around us. in high pressure you wont remain human long, you end up turning to water with small nasty bits floating around

>>211499006

>>211494574
>granulated garlic
>Ingredients: garlic
>onion powder
>Ingredients: onion
Like not even joking bro, go look on the back of your spices, Your comparison is completely wrong too. It would be like buying concentrated lemon juice instead of squeezing juice from a freshly cut lemon.

Like imagine thinking you are getting better flavors from dehydrated shit over cooking it down to extract them. This is how far gone some folks are.

>what does the sub button do
>it su-

Is it possible that Satan or demons were involved in this? Do they discuss this in the documentary?

>>211495739
Depends, does he have his pocket knife?

>>211499752
Prove it

>>211494218
>logitech
if the controller was madkatz, it would not have gone down the way that it did. there would have been a lot of poop inside the walls of that "submarine"

>>211501760
Possible? Yes. Probable? Yes.

>>211501760
satan is involved in everything my friend

>>211494134
Is your brain even able to process pain in the time it takes for this to happen?

>>211502085
According to this: no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPFIRgCdQac

>>211501871
A daring synthesis kek

>>211502085
Even if it could, it would be for an indescribably minuscule amount of time, right? That doesn’t seem so bad. A blink of the eye of the most intense pain you’ve ever felt, and that’s it. No long drawn out suffering, not even enough time to have to mentally deal with the fact that you’re dying. That’s probably how it feels to get vaporized near ground zero of a nuclear bomb

>>211499336
Yes. The threads were absolutely glorious.

>>211497808
That kinda seemed like what the french guy was doing, he basically says "i'm old and gonna die here" without admitting it. Apparently he was recently widowed too

>>211500619
thanks

>>211502219
and now imagine being one of those indian guys who gets bisected by a train, and the pressure of the wheels seals up your lower torso well enough that you are alive and conscious for the next 50 minutes

>>211502135
i would have not done a thing. i would have sat down and listened to what the ocean had to say, and that is what nobody did

>>211501760
The whole thing honestly reeks of a Satanic ritual of some sort. Possibly a human sacrifice.

>>211494682
That's honestly the only person I really felt bad for in this story. Rich or not, the kid was terrified of doing it but his dad guilty him into doing it cuz it was his birthday. I bet he was losing his shit. Also was it ever confirmed if they KNEW what was going on before it happened? Or did they think everything was fine until IT IMPLODED

>>211502219
that is unless death creates a sort of drawn out psychedelic experience where the milliseconds are elongated into a state of horror that drags out, ie hell

Its easy to pile on Stockon rush and call him an idiot. But what if carbon fiber hulls had caught on and made deep sea exploration and tourism a new industry and he was remembered as a pioneer? Like the wright brothers who's early airplanes were deathtraps that killed dozens of pilots. The difference being underwater exploration is a mature science with regulatory agencies and the wright brothers were establishing a new science and industry. Stockton was not creating deep sea exploration he was trying to make it cheaper.

>>211499560
It was a submersible off the coast of Florida that got tangled in undersea cables. They had communication with the surface the entire time they were trying to get free and eventually ran out of air.

>>211502653
>Poo hands typed this post

>>211495967
Nigga had to bring up zoomers out of nowhere when talking about a 60yo guy cutting corners
Also you're completely wrong, zoomers are more prone to follow rules than the older generations because they were far more sheltered (not privileged) than older generations and didn't go through the usual kid who has to obey adults just because -> rebellious teen that breaks rules and gets in trouble -> adult that understands some rules can be bend while others shouldn't
Most zoomers haven't been able to leave the kid phase because there's cops, cameras and facial recognition everywhere, and smartphones that let their parents keep track of them 24/7 so there's not much room to fuck around and find out

>>211502652
Yeah but then your soul gets wiped of all your earthly experiences and the energy that makes you alive goes into something else. Death is just like before you were born, and you will be born again.

>>211502593
>be jeet
>be told countless times by countless firms that carbon fiber is not a viable material for a repeat use submersible to use to view the titanic wreckage
>eventually find a jeet manufacturer that will do it anyway
>it implodes and kills a few millionaires
>DIS AM DA SATANS

>>211497641
>You want compromise? My hull got compromised by 6000 PSI of pressure and now I’m a fine paste that looks like manicotti sauce

>>211496575
>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE

Just finished watching Deep Rising. Spent a lot of the film thinking that the movie would have benefited from a better leading man and that the special effects were absolutely shit.
Turned out Harrison Ford was originally pegged for the lead and dropped out after which the budget was slashed. The movie was meant to lead on to a King Kong reboot.

>>211500879

if only there was another way to remove bacteria and other organisms from raw meat. Maybe if we heat it over a fire or something.

>>211500194
>have emergency oxygen tab
>it gets wet and explodes
being a russian sailor sounds miserable

>>211502219
The issue isn't the implosion, it's what happened before. If you watched the Netflix doc, the whole thing creeked and cracked, imagine being in it for hours, knowing that even if you ascend now, it won't help. Crazy to think that it was "a premium" experience and people paid hundrends of thousand of dollars, it i was in it and even if went smoothly, i can't imagine sitting there and not thiking "we're gonna vaporize" every second.

>>211502653
DESU you can say the same shit about Elizabeth Holmes. "What if her machine worked, it would've helped so many people", well, it didn't, and it was an idiotic idea. Thinking about it, they're very similar, actually, both came from incredibly wealthy well-connected families, were never told NO, that they're a genius (based on zero accomplishments). His financial model also wasn't sustainable, it was 250k a pop, but only 3 places on a sub, there were 25(?) possible attempts every season, let's say 15 of them are possible due to weather, likely way less. That's like 11 million revenue, they had a gigantic ship, R&D, dozens of crew members, etc.

>>211493920 (OP)
>that's just the hull seasoning.
whyet peepoo be seazonin dey subs now?
SHIEEEEEET we behind brothas

>>211502919
>you will be born again
we'll just have to wait and see but desu my life worked out somehow and id hate to live a different one even if im poor

>>211503131
nah, Holmes was a psychopathic scammer that got caught up in her own scam, while Rushton was just really fucking stupid.
She knew full well that her idea was never going to work, but got high off the accolades and couldn't let go.
Her initial plan was almost certainly to hand it off to someone else and let them take the fall.

>>211502920
It seems suspicious that you are so defensive about it not being a Satanic ritual. You're showing your hand and you need to be more careful. Sometimes it's better to just not respond and hope no one notices. You're going to get you and all your Satanist friends in trouble.

>>211499006
I thought you were killed in the implosion.

>>211502936
>mfw eating the Oceangate Titan special at a newly opened Titanic themed restaurant
>the diced beef is burnt but tastes real good with the thick red soup

>>211502085
>>211502219
The implosion happened in 15-20 miliseconds
Brain reaction to pain time - 150 miliseconds (at best)

They had absolutely no idea, they just turned into mist instantly.

>>211499824
So it would be better to put in front of the hatch or in the middle of the sub?

>>211494328

I would of brought a little oxygen canister hidden in my pocket like the Jedi used in Phantom Menace. As soon as I saw the water pouring in I would of been out of there. I would of survived that shit.

>>211500427
underrated

>>211503376
hey i really don't want to be that guy but aren't you supposed to sacrifice others and not yourself? please respond because i might have to rethink a big part of my life depending on the answer

>>211494548
His entire business model was tourism to the Titanic in a reusable submersible that is more cost efficient. The guy literally thought he was the Elon Musk of the ocean.

>>211495730
Most likely situation is that kid on the sub started panicking because of the pops and general claustrophobia, so Stockton decided to take him back to the surface. I genuinely don't think this retard thought anything was going wrong with the pops because he'd already experienced it before. He was so far up his own ass he legitimately didn't think anything could go wrong while he was inside.

>>211503242
It’s not like you’ll know the difference, to be fair

>>211502124

looks like the logitech controller lived in the last angle, nice

>>211503547
You should have to go outside if you want to take a shit

>>211500194
These guys did survive for some time though

>>211493920 (OP)
Wypipo don't season they hulls

>>211503415
kek

>>211503376
>be paranoid schizo retard
>get called on this
>y-your d-defensive!

>>211504910
>>be paranoid schizo retard
No, stalker, I am not. These are your delusions speaking
>get called on this
didn't get called on anything, child
>y-your d-defensive!
yes, child, you are.

Enjoy prison.

>>211493920 (OP)
if the niggas that went down were billionaires, why didn't they go on some official vessel like James Cameron uses, why'd they go in some nigrigged shady theme park thing

>>211505191

because they were cheap

>>211505191
>>211505227
>cheap
It cost $250,000 for 1 ticket. It's just that nobody else did commercial trips to go see the titanic wreck

>>211494218
This isn't a big deal as people make it. I personally witnessed drones in the military worth millions that were piloted by xbox 360 controllers

>>211505191
Stockton thought that a carbon fiber sub would make him like Steve Jobs, he believed his carbon fiber sub designs would be like the Macs of the sub community.

>>211502653
Except they tested it and it exploded and he built it anyways. It's like if the wright brothers built an early design, it didn't work in any of their tests, but they drove it off a cliff and died anyways.
Maybe there is some kind of design at least partly using carbon fiber that makes a strong enough hull, but this retard set back not just carbon fiber as a potential sub material decades, he probably set back the entire industry of deep sea vehicle research.
There will be no investment, no one is going to want to touch it, people won't even want to work for these companies and if they do they will not want to take any risks. If regulation was bad before it's worse now.

>>211505396
>If regulation was bad before it's worse now.
He didn't take paying passengers by claiming they were mission specialists, he carried out the dive in international waters. There still is little regulation, you could do the same right now.

>>211505297
Yeah but they at least ponied up for an actual controller. That Logitech controller was the one I used to buy as a poorfag teenager emulating n64 games on my family dell computer.

>>211505512
It really doesn't matter you don't need a fancy controller to just navigate the ocean

he should have watched The Abyss

>>211505383

Macs are made of aluminium not carbon fibre

>>211505577

yea you can cut a lot of corners apparently lmao

>>211494218

daily reminder PLAYSTATION controllers were used, originally

they cost a lot more than logitec ones, within 2 figures range

this is how cheap this guy was

>>211503693
If I was on that sub with my kid… There would have been a lot of blood in that submersible cabin and then me saying, ‘'OK, we're going to ascend somewhere safely, don't worry.”

>>211505512
>>211505577

US navy uses Xbox controllers on submarines

>>211505763
its not about cutting corners you just didn't need anything more expensive lol

Poos have a fascination with being crushed to death. They used to a roll a giant stone temple called "The Juggernaut" through the streets and throw themselves and their children before the wheels to be crushed because they saw it as "holy." The British put a stop to this
but that hasn't stopped poos from wanting to get crushed to death by other means like trains.
As soon as the poos on board the sub learned what an implosion was, they must have seen it as the ultimate form of being crushed, condensed by your own body. They probably wrestled away the controls from the pilot and dove down as quickly as they could to live out their ultimate dream.

>>211505824

yea yea yea I'm sure that applied to a lot of things on the vessel rofl

>>211505645
That scene feels fake.

>>211505865
They were pakistani not indian retard

>>211505577
It was a piece of crap with input delay, I wouldn’t really trust my life on it.

>here's the controller bro
>hits a rock

https://youtu.be/gOjJJKld6jY?t=1478

>>211505880
other things were cheap but the controller wasn't the point of failure lol lmao rofl kek

Do you guys think his patented early warning system worked? Do you think alarms were going off telling them they were about to implode?

>>211505786
playstation controllers can be annoying to get working on pcs, much moreso than logitech

>>211493920 (OP)
Men used to proudly put their lives danger just for entertainment, from Evel Knievel jumping across the Grand Canyon to people falling down the Niagara Falls in a barrel. Of course the New Age, estrogen-filled men wouldn't understand this and would rather watch their pathetic lives pass by behind a computer screen

>>211505577
>It really doesn't matter you don't need a fancy controller to just navigate the ocean
yeah... look how that turned out. should have gotten one of these babies and sliced through the water pressure

>>211505897
input delay does not matter he wasn't playing cod

>>211505981
>yeah... look how that turned out.
again the controller wasn't what caused the sub to collapse

>>211505976

but not xbox, and the fact they literally were based in Seattle area but didnt think to use xbox is a joke

>>211494867
he was a pride month activist btw

>>211505891
Made by a person with 1000x more knowledge and experience about deep water than you.

>>211494554
He wanted cheaper, and 50yo white guys are not as shy about saying no to creating engineering death traps

>>211506037
>again the controller wasn't what caused the sub to collapse
logitech damage control(irony), everybody

this was the irl meme that kept on giving
and remember, at the exact same time a ship with like 200 smuggled migrants capsized in the mediterranean and no one gave a shit

>>211493920 (OP)

>nobody posted this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-8U08yJlb8

>>211505979
You would have a point if he wasn't taking millions of dollars off people and telling them it was safe. If it was just him diving on his own fully aware of the risk then nobody would have an issue with the guy

>>211500069
Believe me, when that thing imploded, EVERYBODY was shitting.

>>211505955
It was such a bullshit feature that was only made to make the customers feel better. It was not going to detect when an implosion was going to happen, so you could be at the Titanic wreckage and the warning system goes off and 5 seconds later you implode. They thought the detection of carbon fibers breaking in the hull would give them time to surface, and there is nothing that guarantees that.

>>211506132
they interview this guy in the documentary, he probably would have died if their dive hadn't been cancelled

>>211506089
the sub failed because of its design not a controller

>>211506189
more likely everyone's liquefied bodies were forming raleigh-taylor instabilities with their shit

>>211506246
It's good to keep in mind that a lot of "safety features" you see all over the place are just like this and more geared towards giving peace of mind than actually protecting anyone.

>>211506301
that doesn't mean the controller wouldn't have failed, just that the hull failed first

>>211506350
It didn't fail though

>>211505986
It’s like a canary in a coal mine.
If they couldn’t pony up the extra $15 for a better controller, they probably skimped on other things.

>>211499336
Yep we got the full media "experts" circus, trying to estimate how many hours of oxygen they had left and trying to come up with ways to reach them. I remember the alleged rhythmic sounds they said some sensors picked up, making viewers believe someone could have been banging on the hull to get found and rescues (and this was long after the oxygen should have run out, according to what they themselves estimated)

>>211506426
A better controller would not have been needed though for what they were doing. The sub failed because of its carbon fiber hull not because of a controller

>>211506313
Is it fractal??? Fractal poop!

this autist must work for logitech

>>211506289

but his footage is actually showing a bit more, especially the 2 guys who died and how crazy the deck is with random ppl doing stuff

it reminds me of that show Whale Wars who had a bunch of volunteers pretending to be a real Navy-style ship, but most of them were just random ppl

you literally see a scene where they were about to go down and the old lady trying to put the hull screws in drops one and just laughs

then you also see the divers trying to give signals and literally nobody knows what they're trying to tell them

the other eery part is that this douch actually swapped seats for the fake test dive, so that other guy could go next, that was the dive the youtuber was originally going on.

so they probably only allow 1 dive per trip, and it wasnt just the weather that saved this idiots life, it was THAT other guy swapping for whatever reason and then HE had to choose to go on this test dive

kinda a double karma/final destination shit

i wanna know who that guy was who swapped

>that person can't simply disagree with my opinion they have to be a representative of a controller company defending a dying brand
How about you are just naive and don't understand how common this is?

>>211505895
>"India and Pakistan not same SAAR!"
Shut the fuck up you subhuman filth I don't give a fuck what shit caste you consider yourself you all come from the same septic tank.

>>211506718
the average poster has the mentality of a child.

Wasn't it a dualsense controller? You can see it in the documentary

>the submarine failed because the cheap-ass hull lost integrity
>brownoids still obsess over the logitec controller
grim.

>>211506828
>>211506426

>>211494820
Dark hamds typed this post

>people joke about how frugal the guy was that he was using a bargain brand controller
>autists crawl out of the woodwork defending the controller from the mean jokesters

I'm getting the ick

>>211506426
>>211506899
are you retarded? we already know what they skimped on. the other private submarine people didn't want to work with him because he was making his sub out of ceramics.

>>211506828
There is nothing sadder than dumb people trying to act smart. That's all you see with these retards exaggerating the significance of that controller. I was in a robotics club in high school and saw autistic asians power robots with those shitty wireless gamecube controllers and they worked just fine

>brown autist is so mad about our argument about the controller he is just spamming passive aggressive greentext now
kek

>>211507016
The carbon fiber composite was made with epoxy, not ceramics.

>>211505979
>Of course the New Age, estrogen-filled men wouldn't understand this and would rather watch their pathetic lives pass by behind a computer screen
That's not true, I used to be an adventurer too.... UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

>>211495322
They'll pick Clooney or Pitt

>>211507016
We joke about the logitech controller because it's such an obvious tell about skimping out. Even if it wasn't the cause of any actual issues and worked fine. It's the crappy controller you give to your friend when playing two players. It's funny seeing it presented as a piece of the marketing for the equipement because we're so familiar with it's reputation of being cheap and crappy.

>>211499336
Many did. I wanted it to be true because it would be really funny, but in reality they knew they were dead and the rescue operation was just an excuse to do training exercises.

>>211507304
i stand corrected.

>>211494574
Incorrect. The only thing I'd fight back on her is dehydrated products for seasoning. Depending on the dish, you might want it to be a slightly different flavor or more concentrated.

>>211505979
Evel Knievel never jumped across the Grand Canyon, that was his son Robbie.

>>211505955
>Do you guys think his patented early warning system worked?

Not likely. The last communication from the ship was an apparently routine message about dropping weights. The sound of the implosion was nearly simultaneous with that message. They could have been dropping the weights to abort the dive but they would have probably mentioned that. The titan had some sort of data recorder to record the data from the hull sensors but apparently it was not recovered or was destroyed since they said that data was not available from the last dive.