Are there any therapeutic games that help you cope with the fact you're growing old?

so i'm loading into the family car with my dad and lil sis in the back like a true neetcel parasite. phone instantly autoconnects to the bluetooth and before i can even alt+f4, my last pornhub tab just fucking BUSTS the speakers at full vol with some nasty throat-gagging "good girl daddy" shit. absolute ear-raping slop. nobody's said a word since.
i legit want to an-hero. someone just take me out back and shoot me already.