How the fuck do I beat Rice Shower's career? I've had 2 separate runs where I outstat and outskill everyone but still lose in Tenno Sho because McQueen (or even some random NPC) rubberbands to the front and then decides to just break the sound barrier and beat everyone else by like 10 lengths

The souls of shitposters are continually weighed down by hoyo's gravity. The tourists on these threads do nothing but pollute them.