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>HUR HUR PHANTOM PAIN
>HUR KEPT YOU WAITING HUH THIS FEELS FAMILIAR
>Rainy's fucking parrot goes "Sam sam I love you sam I miss you"
>Higgs is somehow even less of a real character in this game
>Die-Hardman is absolutely ruined
Who asked for any of this? I was excited for DS2 because I thought the delivery and traversal would be improved on the delivery and traversal game. That's what I loved about the first game and why I played it for 100+ hours; Was that too much to ask? Hell, when you're hiking in the mountains there's still a 50% chance Sam will just clip through the floor and slide or fall down for no reason despite the game clearly marking it as walkable terrain. There have been no fixes, no improvements, even the potentially great additions like the chiral creatures and natural disasters are basically pointless. They just use Low Roar again, Asylums for the Feeling again, hell they use fucking BB's Theme again except it makes no sense this time. DS1 had so many great ideas and instead of building upon ANY of them this game just feels like a gigantic pointless joke for no one. This game's greatest achievement is having retarded "Sam you need to take out the robots in the factory with the heavy machine gun and destroy the 3 glowing things" like we're back in fucking 2010. Either that or it's retarded Director's Cut gameplay-destroying meme bullshit like the Jump Ramps. How did this happen?
>HUR KEPT YOU WAITING HUH THIS FEELS FAMILIAR
>Rainy's fucking parrot goes "Sam sam I love you sam I miss you"
>Higgs is somehow even less of a real character in this game
>Die-Hardman is absolutely ruined
Who asked for any of this? I was excited for DS2 because I thought the delivery and traversal would be improved on the delivery and traversal game. That's what I loved about the first game and why I played it for 100+ hours; Was that too much to ask? Hell, when you're hiking in the mountains there's still a 50% chance Sam will just clip through the floor and slide or fall down for no reason despite the game clearly marking it as walkable terrain. There have been no fixes, no improvements, even the potentially great additions like the chiral creatures and natural disasters are basically pointless. They just use Low Roar again, Asylums for the Feeling again, hell they use fucking BB's Theme again except it makes no sense this time. DS1 had so many great ideas and instead of building upon ANY of them this game just feels like a gigantic pointless joke for no one. This game's greatest achievement is having retarded "Sam you need to take out the robots in the factory with the heavy machine gun and destroy the 3 glowing things" like we're back in fucking 2010. Either that or it's retarded Director's Cut gameplay-destroying meme bullshit like the Jump Ramps. How did this happen?
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