>>102637837
>Embezzle funds, launder money, tax evade, steal from charity, grand theft auto, torture and kill dozens of homeless people in my basement, blow up a puppy orphanage, and double dip my chips at the office parties
>My employees are completely and utterly powerless to top me because I had them sign a piece of paper beforehand pinky promising not to tattle on me
Heh... it's almost TOO easy >:)

>>212999657
If you think ziggers or americans are bad, you don't even want to know how evil we can get