>Americans start talking about their casually huge net worths and early retirements
>a random Yuropeen starts kvetching about "cardboard houses" and "huge mortgages"

like clockwork lmfao

Apple if you're reading this, this is your moment. Microsoft is fucking over its base and jeetifying and dogshittifying everything it owns. I'm crying out for an environment that is gatekept by optimization and style autists but is still feature rich like Windows. I'll even accept the black box hardware I just want a pure robust OS and great dev experience