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Previous: >>105906547

Why are tennis balls fuzzy?

>>105920798
something about air friction I believe

>>105920798
Is this some gay and/or retarded interview question you've been asked to answer?

>>105920781 (OP)
>Preferably proficient in Rust
Ugh, sisters, how do we feel about this??!

>>105920781 (OP)
Move to Japan.

>>105920798
tennis balls are green and green things are better when they're fuzzy, like Kermit

>>105920781 (OP)
sup friendos
I'm fixing a PC and the SSD is definitely in read only mode. So it has to go. Thing is, I don't know if that's the only thing that's wrong with the laptop. Only clues are the BSODs, currently showing either SYSTEM SERVICE EXCEPTION or MEMORY MANAGEMENT errors. How can I be sure the SSD is the only thing wrong with it? no I don't have another SSD to test.

>>105920917
How much salary did the SSD offer you?

>>105920798
just imagine how they'd behave if they weren't anon

>>105920917
>I don't know if that's the only thing that's wrong with the laptop
it runs Windows, that's a big clue

>>105920937
tennis balls are already very rude so I'd rather not

>>105920917
why do you think this is your tech support thread

Jesus fuck I hate this job

I don't know how any parent expects to be able to save up for retirement unless both of them are in great jobs
I'm a single guy who has received significant financial assistance from my parents AND is very frugal AND has a high paying job, but I don't expect to be able to retire until 45 at the earliest (excluding any potential inheritance)

@grok explain this

>>105921101
its nothing to do with h1b bloody benchod bastard we are brahmin sir!

>>105921036
>>105920954
>>105920933
I thought I was gonna run into other fellow IT people. Didn't notice this thread is for fake tech workers aka "coders". My bad I guess.
Peace

>>105921164
Retard. Go ask grok next time if you actually want support.

>>105921172
not a bad idea. I'll ask deepseek.

>>105921164
IT is not Tech. You're a faggot monkey jeet who gets paid to fill a chair so democrats can keep importing jeets to vote for them next time.

Literally 100% of US GDP comes from the ACTUAL Tech sector, AKA full motherfucking stack coding. Software runs the world and we run Software. Try doing something useful with your life next time. Oh wait. You won't respawn. :)

>>105921269
His job is safer than yours, Junior.

>>105921164
>fellow IT people
if you can't figure this out by yourself then we're not """""fellow""""" to you

>>105921312
>comparing being able to make bad pornography and create useless CRUD apps no one asked for to a revolution in transport so radical that it caused a fundamental rearrangement of urban space, destroyed global food and rail industries, and made americans think they know how to make metal bawkses properly

>>105921312
Any time my phone breaks, I talk to an AI support agent. IT "techs" are already dead.

Scenario:
A businesses dependant on its software platform loses all its important engineers and its janky undocumented platform begins failing. They need to get things back up and running ASAP before they lose all their clients

What kind of business to they contract to explore their architecture and get things running again? is this the purpose of an MSP? It must be very lucrative right?
I think I'm good at mapping out services and working out whats going on without any documentation. Can this be a well paying skill? with how stupid the monkeys are that run my current job there must surely be other businesses that find themselves in dire straights when the one competent techie ragequits

>>105921312
Isn't the implication of this meme that tech workers will be replaced en masse by AI, despite their current smug sense of safety? I don't get what it's trying to say. I don't see people riding horses very often, and, like, boats exist.

>>105921312
you still can't cross a stream in your car thoughever

>>105921375
Bro? Are you retarded?

>>105921379
the cyber truck can only cross data streams

>>105921372
>I don't see people riding horses very often,
when i lived in quebec it felt like everyone knew someone who owned a horse. not everyone had a horse. but horses were in very, very great supply.

in fact, i've ridden a horse myself a few times

wait so 'tech workers' are only IT and CS monkeys? I am mech enginiger and I work as a mech enginiger in a tech company.
I. Belong.

>>105921401
>mech
Shut the fuck up you retarded hick. Mech isn't Tech.

>>105921401
I don't think you're even on the right board. That sounds like more of a /sci/ or /diy/ (which is a way better board anyway) thing.

>>105921405
I research hardware for NFCs. Actual engineering. You codemonkeys aren't engineers. You are just glorified problem solvers. And IT fags are literally glorified help desk bums. SW"""E"""" 2. lmao

>>105921312
Have you ever once tried to get a non-coder to vibe code anything? Even retired coders won't do it.

The inability to code comes from a lack of will. If they willed to code they would acquire the knowledge.

>>105921421
it is still a corporate job. I just don't have to deal with these strange creatures you call scrum masters and whatnot

>>105921422
>Actual engineering.
You definitely are on the wrong board then.
We only do PL dick length measuring and talk about smartphones here.

>>105921401
>paying mech "engineers"
>when you can just use AI to optimize the displacement and lock out the turbo via blockchain
Lol

I want to live innawoods and survive by stealing small amounts from people's homes while they’re away. That would be a more comfy life.

>>105921448
Someone should come up with a constraint based CAD framework that uses pytorch autograd. That would make an amazing Hackernews post.

>>105921448
>hey chatGPT, finish this building
also
>lock out the turbo via blockchain
tf does that even mean?

I know they're ending my contract in a couple weeks and now I can't stop sandbagging.

when i was a kid i wanted to be an engineer but then I got BTFO by KVL/KCL calculations in CEGEP because my brain is smooth as fuck and only got smoother with alcohol abuse

>>105921460
>>hey chatGPT, finish this building
Implying framing carpentry is harder to automate than software development.

>>105921460
>>hey chatGPT, finish this building
Yes.

I cant wait to get my greencard so i can exit tech forever and drive ups vans for a living
Inb4 not a jeet

>>105921460
>tf does that even mean?
You own the car as an NFT. Then the blockchain will show true ownership. Only then will your car be allowed to work, on top of the myriad digital experiences enabled by owning the NFT of the car to also use in the Metaverse, across all your apps and even games.

>>105921546
can't wait for this anon to get his greencard so i can bust a fat nut in his face

>>105921312
>spagghetti
nigga needs a spell check

>>105921579
AI generated text, please understand

Hey AI chads, what's 9 + 10

>>105921612

>>105921422
NFCs? We only care about NFTs here.
What does an NFC solve that isn't better handled by an NFT?

>>105921630
sometimes I wonder if the new crop of AI obsessed losers actually think like this, internal voice going off like they're the dude from Code Geass

>>105921612
21

making coding even more accessible for retards will be the biggest mistake in humanity's history

>>105921101
>mass imports indians
>makes a tweet about 25% are unemployed

The guy is probably unemployed himself

>>105921634
Near Field Communication is not snake oil for starters

learn a trade

>>105921731
Where is your game? Have you ever even made a play-to-earn NFT game? No? Then how would you know? Looks like you're another retarded wrench monkey faggot.

I spent three afternoons overtime resolving the issue that'd be simple if I knew the context.

I kind of understand the gnome guy's of asking for an use case. Remember a lot of people request help like
"I need to change folders ownership to 700" not "chroot in my broken kubernetes app doesn't work". Use case for chroot in kubernetes app? A sso based user jail hosted on your "cloud"? (workstation with 10 drives).

>>105921832
Shut up retard

>>105921832
Shut up faggot

>>105921669
Kys kike

>>105921901
but he's right

>>105921764
>play-to-earn
lmao sounds like a gacha game lingo. Is this really how people launder money?

>2000
>just learn programming bro it's the future
>lolno
>2010
>just learn Android/iOS, it's the future
>2015
>just get into computer science, it's the future
>2020
>just get into cybersecurity, it's the future
>2025
>lol ur fucked

>>105922181
Just become a business analyst
A lot of deva become BAs

>>105922181
You've had 25 years to make bank in a field where people get paid 6 figures to sleep at home.

>>105920862
Elon wants to hire troons because they’re perfect for this sort of thing, but hates them too much to openly say he’s LGBT friendly.

>>105922327
I think he's reflecting upon advice given to younger people or those seeking to get into technology, rather than his own life (thoughever)

>>105921456

good luck with that, ted

>>105922327
I was 8 years old in 2000 and was thinking more about the PS2 I saw in a magazine than anything career related. The boomers apparently were born geniuses, repaired every device ever made in high school, and handshook their way into the field and then retired happily.

>>105922695
I was 6 in 2000, tinkered with computers in highschool, and now make 140k with no degree

>>105922737
There has to be a step I'm missing. I tried a programming class in high school and didn't like it too much. I just remember trying to get into something computer-related only for the iPhone to become THE thing everyone had to have and people jumping ship to app development. I never really excelled at anything.

What's the outlook for UX/UI jobs?

>>105922822
>outlook
we don't use that anymore, it's all Gmail now

>>105922822
we need a UX guy but we're not hiring

>>105921832
>overtime
kek

>>105922855
gimme the proton

Burn ASUS to the ground but help me first fix this shit. Some guy installed PDFW update thing for TBT5 without checking with me first and get it company 's M5506UA charges exclusively on TBT5. The update turned off the type c ports and i guess corrupted the firmware for it. Laptop has 0 battery now so kinda stuck. So either a way to bypass battery security to charge it like lenovo has, or some voodoo shit to get it charged before trying to fix anything else would be cool.

Assus keeps releasing buggy updates for their laptops recently and i'm trying to convince management it's not user error the vendor update is trash

>>105921634
I read this in the voice of programmers are also human

>>105922886
meant for >>105922841

>>105922821
>There has to be a step I'm missing
Three steps
Luck, will, and competency

>>105922915
>fluctuating levels of will
>autistic levels of competency
>no luck
Is it over?

>>105922926
It's never over until you give up

>>105922943
It feels like none of those have happened or occurred

>>105922958
Well if you never had any competency, I don't know what to tell you.

>>105922695
I was 4 in 2000 and was drawn to the computer for some reason. I loved screwing around with it. It wasn't until I was 20 when I had started taking programming seriously. I ended up with my first job as a programmer at 23. No degree btw.

Is $1M enough to retire from this industry?

>>105923573
Do you own a fully paid off home?

>>105923573
Even if you fully owned your house you would need to rent another 2 fully paid off(fully fixed) houses to have enough income to retire.

>>105920781 (OP)
>supreme happiness because of the money i earn (which i just pile up and dont use)
>deep despair because i hate my job and the retards i work with
this can't be healthy

>>105923910
Thats normal anon. You gotta find a real le hobby and find what you want to do with your le life. Just bee your self anon.

I broke the endless cycling of suffering in the west and went to work for a malaysian IT company. As a white guy I basically had rep the moment I walked in, and even though I've only been working here for 4 months in practice I outrank everyone. No more layoffs. No more 3x daily zoom meetings. No more office politics. I am respected
>2500$ a month salary, which lets you live like an absolute king here
>can eat a massive platter of chicken and rice for less than a dollar
>beautiful girls for 100$> a night
>perfect weather all year round
>2 story suburban home in gated community for 750$ a month

Take the passport pill bros

>>105923910
>which i just pile up and dont use
Money is designed to be piled up

guys should i switch to EE be honest please i dont want to waste 3 years on my CS degree

>>105924623
Do the combo. See if the college your at has ECE, or Comp E. It gives you more flexibility if you want to go hardware, software or electronics.

Why are "tech" people so terrified of picrel?

>>105924832
Other than Ping, Traceroute/Tracert and Nslookup what else is it supposed to do? Everything that i use is on another management software or i go into the equipment directly and fuck around with CLI based upon its IOS/OS

>>105924832
>it can't even remove a folder without .NET calls
That's why.

>>105924866
this fully this why would i ever learn powershell when i know Cisco IOS

>>105920798
if you shave them it grows back but it's hard and prickly

Finnally cut coffee creamer, half and half and now i drink my coffee black. I lost 15lbs. No wonder why bitches that go to starbucks or Boba tea get fat as fuck.

>>105924656
my college does not have any of those

>>105924887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI

>>105924892
Consider transfer for it. If EE is all you have then be sure to brush up on programming experience or get CS as a masters degree instead. EE is more about licensing and CS still needs a degree but experience is all that matters.

>>105924866
On the off chance you're simply retarded and not larping/trolling, it's big for touching Active Directory, Exchange, and Azure without a GUI, and is sometimes useful enough to do the usual satanic file operations you'd use bash for if you can't install a proper tool for some reason (a reason such as "you work in a company and it will take 99 years to authorize any new software, but powershell is Right There on every windows box by default)

>>105924909
All of the things you just described are help desk monkey activities anon. Yes they use GUI's for that at my workplace last time i talked to them.

>>105924922
>"help desk monkey" activities involve using the CLI, maybe even writing actual scrips
>techbros just use the GUI (after asking an AI "character card" chatbot what they're supposed to do)
hmmmmmmmmm
who are the real tech workers here

>>105924904
so you think i should change to ee?

Is it normal that I cannot keep up with everything?

I work at a university as a gloried MLE/MLOps with the title of "researcher". I'm doing it to gain experience, but it feels like that won't be enough by itself.
On top of that I need to beef up my github, do LeetCode and learn the niches I am aiming for far deeper than my current job calls for.
And then there's the job search and preparing for interviews.

I just don't have time for everything, especially when you include all the other shit I have to do outside of work.

>>105920871
Move to India

>>105924909
>touching winsjeetshitslop
This is TWG, or Tech Workers General. The Unemployed thread can be found elsewhere.

>>105924985
EE is not Tech.

>>105924976
Tech is for programmers. I am a networking bro so all i touch is our management software and configure routers/switches with CLI commands. Due to the seperation of duties i am not allowed to touch active directory. Quite frankly there so busy it would interfere with my work if i had to do so. Same goes with the VOIP team being its own thing due to the shear amount of users who have one at their desk.

>>105924976
>Uses scripts in IT
Have fun with it not working or doing what its supposed to do.

>>105925014
This. Scripting is for faggots, jeetas, and winsoppers. I use Arch at work, and it just works. No coding required. Just good vibes.

The world runs on software. Is powershell software? I think not...

>>105925004
alot of EE work in tech though no?

I want to work with AR glasses

>Help desk shitter flexing his powershell skills
>Thinks he's a programmer and not some glorified IT retard from geek squad
KEK

>>105925047
How are glasses Tech? Retarded nigger

>>105924985
EE isn't Programming so no. Don't do that.

>>105924875
dowinjeets really lmao

>>105924832
its another tool they don't want to learn, even if its quite effective, the people I've met that do use powershell are script kiddies that use ps1s they find online

>>105924875
Wait how do you remove folders in windows then? Do you just not? If you make a folder you have to commit to it forever?

>>105924832
Doesn't use AI. It's useless.

>>105925100
Bash is better. If I wanted an OOP language I'd use Python. There's no place for powershell.

>>105925126
yes
why do you think ppl have so many icons on the desktop
they cant be deleted

You aren't a real tech worker unless you use python exclusively

>>105925325

>>105925325
A-anon really?

>>105925373
>>105925332
cniles, rusttroons, and winjeets SEETHING

Any tips to force my way into freelancing remotely. I want the pic related life. Fullstack dev (Java/Vue.js) with four years of experience.

I'm scared of making the first steps (literally just go online find job propositions), I don't even know why

>>105925395
>(Java/Vue.js)
Post Hands

>>105925419
I'm belgian dude

>>105925395
>Any tips to force my way into freelancing remotely.
Don't. You should try to work for a larger contracting company, don't freelance. At best you end up *way* underpaid (even for a contractor) working for tiny startups but often you just have no work at all.

Also you're doing all the business development you would be if you were running your own startup. Acquiring consulting clients is just as hard (if not harder) as acquiring customers.

>>105925441
belgians arent white

>>105925583
what about van damme? honorary white?

>>105925596
silcence swarthoid

>>105924875
>he didnt even rice the terminal
Wait... No... Can wintoddlers not even change the look of their shell? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Technologically speaking, are Italians white?

>>105925654
No.

>>105924656
Don't do a combo. A CS minor is good enough.

>>105921612
>next token predictor should be able to do math
"let the LLM use a real calculator (tools, MCP) like a human would" never occurred to you? Of course the latest generation models are doing basic math correctly without tools, but even 2 years ago it was like feeding JSON to a YAML parser and being confused about why it doesn't work.

>>105925671
I don't mean dual degree i meant the degrees that have both concepts together. Surely they can't be that bad right? ECE and Comp E are somewhat both concepts of CS / EE. Getting a minor would be pretty good too in hindsight.

This guy clearly wants to work on hardware and firmware without having to be a licensed EE.

>>105921343
Anon, we've been making useless crud apps nobody asked for for decades now. That's the job.

>>105925654
No.

>>105921432
I watched a junior engineer take a task that should have been a day and drag it out for a week only to come back with what was clearly some vibe coded bullshit recreating the method they were wrapping because he clearly didn't read the code or even test to see if they change fixed the ticket. It didn't.
Job
Security

>>105925739
the "tech" "industry" is and always has been 99% b2b slop bullshit jobs and no one can convince me otherwise

we need to start killing programmers

>>105925764
It's the fault of the MBA types circle jerking over infinite growth with smoke and mirrors and the latest buzz words.

>>105925783
MBA types aren't so imaginative. it's grifter techbros who are promoting this stuff to the retarded MBAs who shower them in VC money

we also need to bomb YCombinator

Why are boomers incapable of using chat?
>ask a boomer something in chat
>they call you to basically say "yes" or "no"

>>105921432

This the key to everything. The only way to get good at anything is to be interested in it. If you aren't, you won't. 10x engineers aren't geniuses they just make this shit their life.

>>105925797
GUMPTION

>>105925783
We could have kept growing infinitely if they hadn't trashed the nation with immigrants, feminism, and other insane, shortsighted decisions.

>>105925797
I'd prefer that over jeets
>"Hello Anon"
>An hour without another response little waiting for me to say hi back
>Finally bite
>"Hi"
>Finally gets to the fucking point
Why can't these cunts just put the salutation with the ask so I don't need to pretend we're friends.

if you want to work tech, get an mba

>>105922766
fucking based. we need more like this.

>>105924832
I kind of like Powershell but I'm a .NETjeet

>>105923910
>find wife
>make kids
>build legacy

Wow that was hard, you lazy faggot.

>>105925624
windows has multiple terminals. that anon just uses the default powershell console.

>>105925624
We got better shit than that.

>>105925963
>find wife
>in $CURRENT_YEAR

Aww shit niggas.
It's going down at my job.

President came to town to fire an employee that has been with the company for 25 years and an employee that has been there for 8 years due to "financial downsizing".
Turns out, he let them go and moments later an employee who is friends with them also quit by sending an all user e-mail simply saying "I quit". Then, another employee (the 25 year employee's subordinate) also sends an all user e-mail saying they quit as well.
So we have no one over customer service, no one with knowledge on how to schedule roasts, no one to do paperwork or track that and no one with the knowledge how to do so LOL

>>105926016
that's insane in this market.

>>105926000
Avoid sluts and it's easy. Show you're dependable, be a man, and getting a woman is easy. If youre here complaining about having nothing to do, there's a reason you cant get one.

>>105926016
lmao they will be replaced INSTANTLY

maybe now that boomers are fucking around and finding out, the job market will improve as the powers that were need to rig the game back in their favor

>>105925856
Whatever it's called I don't want to work in a place full of MBAs.

Credentialed admins are the cancer that consumes ideas, people, and civilizations.

>>105926083
NTA but I don't know a single woman who isn't either already married and isn't on Tinder.

>>105926083
>be a paypig for a woman
How about no?

>>105926096
too bad
mba's/private equity run all of tech now

>>105926135
I know many. Get out more.

tfw no bf...

>>105926138
See, you're already losing. I never said anything about having to pay anything. You might as well turn yourself into a woman cause you already act like one.

>>105926083
>incel giving advice on women
lol
lmao

I just reached a bunch of personal goals I had set for myself, among which owning a house, and now I feel kinda empty
What to work for? I suddenly don't have motivation

>>105926180
I got a rotation of at least three girls and a fourth who is fucking me when she comes to my city this weekend. But like a total idiot, you resort to attacks instead of improvement. Continue to be sexless retard.

>>105926016
Oh, and our 2 experienced roasters (also 25 year experience) quit two weeks ago.

>>105926040
Yes and no. Not many people can take on knowing how to roast coffee and the production cycles. It'll take upwards of a year to learn especially when the senior of 25 years experience was just terminated.
>>105926086
Definitely Customer Service manager but not the two production scheduling. The president said theyre not going to replace them which just means more work for others. They are already stretching us thin. Some of us are doing the jobs of 4-5 people already.

>>105926083
>>105926192
>Avoid sluts and it's easy
>brags about fucking sluts
You are so retarded you don't even know how retarded you are lmao.

>>105926216
he's either going to hire a jeet or let the company enter a death spiral and sell it before investors notice (at which point you will be replaced by jeets)

>configure iptables
>lock myself out of my ssh session
I think i am ready to apply to cyber sec roles now

they gave each of us a 50usd/mo personal budget for "ai tools" but we're allowed to spend this for personal stuff too.. what do i use this for?

>>105926225
So now your argument is less about the ability to fuck and whether who I fuck are sluts or not. What a sad individual you are. This is what happens when sexless people get frustrated that others are getting what he isn't. I can feel the seething behind your crusty-filled keyboard.

>>105926225
>lmao
>look inside
>retarded faggot tears
many such cases

>>105926228
We're private but we are already in a death spiral.
We are on credit hold with many of our vendors. We have 3.2-3.4 million loan in line of credit against our company assets.
The president is being advised to terminate wages/employees to account for $60k monthly or 720k this year. That would be 12 employees. 5 of which quit/were terminated in the last 2 weeks. 7 more to go.

>>105926278
euro or american?

>>105926142
Well then I don't want to work in "tech."

>>105926241
But the argument was never about fucking but rather how to find a prim and proper wife.
Instead you now brag about fucking guttersluts. I mean good for you but totally missing the point.

>>105926299
American.

>>105926236
We've all done it. That's why you do all your config changes in QA first.

>>105926317
The argument never stated prim and proper. And sluts become wives all the time. Instead of focusing on that subject, you went straight for personal attacks like a woman and a frustrated beta faggot does cause you can't fathom fixing your own problems. I use to have sympathy for people like yourself but I've learned to never give you a lick of help anymore because you're your own worst enemy.

>>105926238
Can you amortize hardware costs? Buy a 4090 or whatever to run Qwen3 on llama.cpp with the neovim/vscode pugins/aider.

>>105926341
Actually I've come up with something more clever: buy it under an LLC and then pay yourself for the inference service. This will show up as a profit so you could in theory write the expense off on your taxes too.

Is it over?

>>105926369
It never began

>>105921401
are you Mumbai born and raised? no? then get the fuck out my general

>>105925226
>>105925325
Python is DALIT language hehe you are such a BITCH !!

Is there anything else a developer can hope to do for work or is it just this or minimum wage?

>>105926520
I just want to ship the god damn thing and go home. I don't want to stare at valgrind all evening only to have my boss complain about the ticket dwell time.

>>105926236
kek, congrats on your baptism

>>105926000
taa...

>>105926540
I dont live in britbong or other socialism countries so Im not sure.

>>105926667
I mean in the US

>>105926540
The last time I was laid off I couldn't get minimum wage work because of how people pigeon hole you.

>>105926681
I make 100K+ in the US. But Im also a senior engineer.

>>105924895
what the fuck

>>105926706
This is my point. I got laid off 4 months ago. I've been applying for everything. Dev, but also QA, devops, sdet. Also X analyst and Y manager roles. Anything remotely connected to cs/dev skills. I'm at almost 500 applications and I havent had even 1 interview. I'm starting to account for the possibility that I'm gonna have to step even further down the ladder but it seems like the only thing there is really demand for is unskilled menial labor.

>>105924895
savage

>>105926746
A lot of indians and outsourcing going on so good luck.

>>105919790
I can't say that I know, I'm not a speedtroon
I bet it is probably one of the better ones since the game is so easy and open-ended that there are lots of different routes

>>105919802
Multiple people in my office are hardcore tendies who literally will start seething about Sony out of the blue. They were talking about Mario Odyssey because apparently it was just in SGDQ. All they talked about during June was how awesome Mario Kart World was but I think they're already sick of it since I haven't heard them talking about it in a few weeks.

>>105924887
Proud of you tech brotha!!

>>105926238
Make a 50$ purchase on Amazon DOT com, take a screenshot of the order, then cancel it right away. Submit the screenshot.

t. not paying $200 in taxes on quarterly benefits when I don't need anything. I think my colleagues fall for this and buy the equivalent of iPads (useless junk) 4 times a year.

> vacancy is out
> Tell HR I want the candidate to be proficient with SQL, API integration, knows python, some exp with on prem systems and solutions and dashboarding exp would be nice to haves

> Get a bunch of interviews planned with PhDs in math and chemistry with a load of statistical experience but little actual programming

Thanks HR, you're wonderful as always. Don't know where I would be without you guys.

>>105926903
They're coordination problems as a service.

getting into public sector in my country is fucking difficult yet it's filled with absolute retards

I am absolutely obsessed with fucking the 43 yo woman from customer support.
Every corner of my mind tells me not to do it but my dick says otherwise.

How long do you wait after finishing an assignment to tell your boss you finished it?

I dont want to turn it in too early, but I don’t want to take too long either…

>>105926990
as long as you reasonably can. Sometimes if something takes me 1 hour, I will wait a full week or two before saying it's done because my retard coworkers take that long for their tasks.

What does it take to go from Senior to Staff/Principle?
All the staff/principle people I know are just old and not actually good programmers

>>105926903
what happened to engineer teams looking for people themselves instead of letting HR do it?

>>105927018
>>105926990
depends on the task but for the most part I only give reports when I'm asked, or if it's explicitly a new task AND time-sensitive (usually AV monkey shit where I have to set something up so some retard can give a presentation no one will listen to)

>>105926903
>HR gives you people who are really smart
You can teach people to program, you can't teach people to be smart

>>105927118
progamming doesnt require you be smart

>>105927140
A smart programmer is better than a regular programmer

anybody work at JP Morgan? culture, wlb?

>>105924887
i've been getting into espresso lately, it's fun but it can get expensive real quick
also it's very millennial-ish and there are pretty much no women into it

>>105927075
all our lead engineers just have been with the company for 20+ years, that is the only thing that counts

>>105926000
does /twg/ stand for towa general

>>105927118
>You can teach people to program, you can't teach people to be smart
smart is relative. if they are applying for programming positions, then we need to at least see some code proficiency.

>>105927118
the kind of smart required to do software engineering especially the designing systems part is not the same kind of smart required to do a phd and research

>>105927196
I bet you that a Math PhD can learn programming pretty damn fast and within a year will be better than the more experienced people

>>105927233
I bet you that being a math PhD has no transferrable skills to creating b2b cancerware

>>105927233
All the math phds i met were horrible programmers thoughbeit

>>105927233
>I bet you that a Math PhD can learn programming pretty damn fast
LOL mathfags have the hardest time learning programming. mathlab and python was invented literally for them and they still fuck it up

>>105927233
academic code always looks awful

>>105927253
There was a controlled reviewed and published study that showed that surprisingly mathematical skill has no relation with programming skill whatsoever.

The only stable predictor of programming skill was linguistic skill. This also explains why there are so many Indians as they usually speak 3 languages natively while their own language is filled with words from a fourth language. As to why other immigrants that speak multiple languages fail? The difference is that Hindi (and all other Indo-Iranian languages) and English (and most other European languages) belong to the same genetic family.

>>105927510
I read the same thing about linguistic fags being good programmers

>>105927510
can confirm grew up bilingual and ok at programming
if my parents werent poor i wouldve went into linguistics and tried to get a phd and do research in that field but oh well gotta pay the bills

>>105927541
same

>>105927510
Linguistic skills is but one of the puzzle. You also need analytic skills, a bit of focus, and just extreme duress to chase a problem down. This is why there will always be a low supply of skilled engineers.

>>105922695
>>105923433
>>105922737
you guys are underage
*checks date*
fuck. where did time go? ;_;

>>105927553
>Linguistic skills is but one of the puzzle. You also need analytic skills, a bit of focus, and just extreme duress to chase a problem down.
This makes it sound like any working linguistics researcher would be great at programming.

>>105927561
But you also need creativity, another reason it's not for autistic robots.

>>105927575
Those nerds literally make up entire languages for fun, just like we do.

>>105927553
>analytic
not really, programming problems are not inherently complex. it's all very basic logic and flow
people just think it needs math or "analysis" because of boomer fuddlore from the days of discrete transistors and fucking tubes, where "computer scientists" were also dabbling in electrical engineering. you don't need a 199 iq to change the color of buttons in some SAP module

>>105927510
>no source
>indian worship
b8

>>105927587
the analysis part is being able to comb together all the tradeoffs and costs of decisions in your head. Oh also brings up another skill: good memory. Very important.

>>105927118
IQ is the single biggest predictor of job performance. Companies would literally just give you an IQ test if that were legal. But it’s not.

>>105927623
Not quite. IQ tests are heavily biased toward linguistic skills, which is why jews forged it to toward this since they specialize in this mostly. IQ != linguistic. It's an indicator of intelligence, but I know dumbasses who know three or four languages. So no, it's not.

>>105927596
>Oh also brings up another skill: good memory. Very important.
is that why every thread there's some retard begging for a better note taking app

>>105927643
>le jews
>IQ is a bad proxy of intelligence because of linguistic skills
Yeah all those Jewish people who won Nobel Prizes in science and math were all just tricking the white man.

Where my FIRE chads at? I just hit a milestone this week where I can cover my average bare minimum monthly expenses ($2k) with 4% of my savings ($600k). So essentially if I get fired I can go monk-mode and never need to work again, pretty chill.

>get a job offer
>it's for a tech stack I'm not interested
>tell the recruiter
>she says she has other open positions
>gives me the "what salary range are you looking for?" shit
I can't have this conversation again so I'm just going to highball her

>>105927687
>Yeah all those Jewish people who won Nobel Prizes in science and math were all just tricking the white man.
Nobel Peace Prizes have never been about science and math. Fucking obama got the Nobel Peace Prize.

>>105927643

If that's true why do East Asians overperform? IQ feels like one of the few tests that are actually less verbal-weighted. SAT, LSAT, ACT are all about your ability to rapidly read/comprehend even for the non verbal subjects.

>>105927691

I'm around $500-600k now and try not to pay attention to it, otherwise I start counting the days until I can drop this shit. Realistically I have to put another 5 years in, probably 10. I don't really want to leanFIRE but it is nice to have that security, if I got laid off I could easily take a year to do nothing but work on my skills.

>>105927704
Cause foreigners specialize in languages to increase their chances in foreign markets, specifically english western countries.

And you have to wonder about someone's IQ if they keep getting fooled by dumb women most of their lives. Or getting scammed out of their money by retarded indians. Or someone on the street hustling someone or even stealing their wallet through trickery. For such smart people, they do dumb shit.

>>105923573
Its not enough to stop working but certainly enough to coast fire and do something else that lays less.

>>105927714
>I'm around $500-600k now
Nice. I also plan to work another at least ~5 years hopefully and then do something else for less $$$ instead of being a corporate drone. Don't really want to leanFIRE either. In an ideal world I will switch after I get to $1M to something more chill/enjoyable, then coast up to $2M before stopping working altogether.

>>105927699
>>Nobel Prizes
>Nobel Peace Prizes
is this a bot?

>>105927233
tell me how I know you are a functional programming lover retard without telling me.

>>105927704
east asians learn the language as it is and should be whereas americans live in a "post-truth" society where words no longer carry meaning

Why are people saying you cant live off of $1M? Like literally, where the fuck are you guys staying where that money isnt helping? Most places in the world, even in the US, you can have that money and live a good life.

>>105927736

Yeah I think the nicest thing I just having options at some point. Don't have to go for whatever shit pays the most you can actually find something tolerable.

>>105927643
No they aren’t you fucking sperg.

>>105927691
Im at $900k in hcol and was laid off. Have $180k cash. Considering just not working for a year or so. Wifes parents are also rich. 5 years of big tech gave me my stack but took my soul. Id rather chill a bit and learn to weld at this point.

>>105927744
Some of us are Type A and enjoy working hard and playing hard

>>105927744
Well my rent is $4200 a month and thats cheap here and my family is here soo. It is enough to coast Fire which I am close to doing because working in big tech again may make me kms and live my new son fatherless. I need to make about $100k a year to support my family and not touch investments at this point.

>>105927798
>gaps in current year market
Put in another 5 years, double that stack to 2 mil. Your future self will thank you.

>>105927744
>i live off of rice and beans why can't you too ????
sorry JEET but i make my money so i can spend it, sorry you're literally below the poverty line

>>105927744
1M wouldn't even cover my expenses for a month.

>>105927857
I go through 1M in a day.

>i took out a loan for a million dollars to buy a house, therefore I have a net worth of TWO million because i can just sell the house and buy two more anytime!!

Americans ACTUALLY think like this.

>>105927886
How is that wrong though?
Are you too stupid to make money in the most bull run market of our time? Literally just take out a loan to get some real estate and tech stocks, flip the house, sell the stocks, you've already doubled your money before even touching crypto.

>>105927908
not possible in europoor

>>105927886
Yea I rent because buying an inflated boomer track home for $1.2M at 6% 30 years is $11k a month OR you can rent the EXACT same house for $4k and they pay for repairs and literally can’t kick you out and can only raise rent 3% or so a year. Buying in HCOL is an emotional decision currently. I used to own a waterfront house before I was forced to move at 3%. It took a year to sell. Housing is going to dump in Seattle/Bay Area etc as more people get laid off who bought stuff at 50-100% over fmv.

i use my laptop stand during meeting and bringing along my external keyboard and some guy keeps telling me i'm being arrogant for making my face hidden. what should i do about this? i've been using my laptop stand since like 2021.

>>105927935
>and literally can’t kick you out
LMAO poorfag cope. enjoy your eviction next month when someone slightly less poor offers your land LORD more, cuck

I don't get why americans don't buy land and build (relatively) small houses instead of outright buying overpriced cardboard houses. afaik building is always much cheaper

god fucking help you if you have to write code based on requirements written by an indian
i have no fucking idea what the fuck i am reading

>>105927954
In most places, you aren't allowed to build small houses due to zoning requirements.

>>105927946
You are a retarded jew and I revel in your failure

$1 mil is more than enough to buy a house by the beach and retire in Poortugal

>>105927823
>Well my rent is $4200
holy shit, where you guys live, in new england, NYC, or some shit?

>>105927886
Millennials got so buck-broken from being lifelong renters that they think that mortgages are magic net worth multipliers

>>105927843
Bitch, I make 150K and beans and rice is not what I fucking eat. At $1M, I'd be set.

>>105927954
>afaik building is always much cheaper
this is so astoundingly wrong

it was almost never true, and labor and lumber prices both shot up insanely during coof and never dropped back down

>>105927971
Big tech fags renting single family homes in the bay area

>Americans start talking about their casually huge net worths and early retirements
>a random Yuropeen starts kvetching about "cardboard houses" and "huge mortgages"

like clockwork lmfao

>>105927966
i'm a brownoid though
not sure why the guy get so worked up. my wrist, neck, and eyes gets hurt if i don't use my laptop stand

>>105927832
I have been in this for 13 years, and worked at two fagmans. Not worried about a gap.

> Why do you have a gap?
I made a ton of money at my last position and decided to take time off to spend with my new son and complete my masters.
> But won’t your skills be rusty?
I did a masters and grinded out actual work in cpp for a year and took graduate algorithms. Here are my projects and let me shit on your interviews.
> You won’t get interviews!
Fine, I will start my own business or go to pilot or trade school and become a lineman. At this point a tech job is 100% about the money and I financially only need something to cover monthlys now.

>>105927949
Im in California, they have to do an owner move in.

>>105927975
rents are insane since coofvid though. you can pay 5k/mo for a shitty apartment, or like 2k/mo on a mortgage, but you can't get the mortgage unless you already have 250k lying around anyway

>>105927954
My family owns 200 acres in rural Pa thats forested its worth about $500k and appreciates slowly. Location location location

>>105928005
>do owner move in
>owner moves back out
>rents it back out at 10x the rate
KWAB

>>105928006
>rents are insane since coofvid though
Rent in Texas is average $600 (studio) to $1800 (3 bed, 2 baths).

Where the fuck are you guys getting $5K rent.

>>105928010
Oh boy I wish I was born into a family with inheritance and wealth. Oh wait, I grew up in the south part of a recently freed black family that use to be slaves. No land for me!

>>105928014
Yea dude the market is huge for $40,000k a month tract home rentals in the burbs.

>>105927994
>>Americans start talking about their casually huge net worths and early retirements
Most of the net worths that get posted on here are comical exaggerations
>last week a guy was talking about how he was 32, had a net worth of 1.2 million, and was making 250k
I'm an American, I make 6 figs and have since I graduated college, I have no plans of retiring at 40. I plan on making more and more money well into my 60s or early 70s.

>>105927744
Even in Western Europe you can't retire on that amount of money but I imagine in US cities where rent alone is like $2-8k/month it's literally impossible.
>>105928016
As an Europoor I imagine they live in coastal cities like NYC, LA, San Diego and Seattle (now that I wrote it down I finally understand where the name comes from: sea + settle).

>>105928016
San Diego and yes I have to be here for family reasons my wifes parents are dying it sucks.

this happened to me at my last place

from now on i will NEVER rent from some individual boomer. corporations can't do this for obvious reasons (they are incorporeal and thus incapable of moving in)

>>105928039
>Even in Western Europe you can't retire on that amount of money but I imagine in US cities where rent alone is like $2-8k/month it's literally impossible.
Uuuuh...okay you guys must be trolling. Most people go through their lives not having earned $1M. And youre saying it wont be possible to live off that. Fuck out of here.

>>105928035

Interesting you knew this was about you lmao

>>105928044
Divorce her and get a better wife without baggage.

>>105928044
>my wifes parents

Her parents, not yours. What a cuck

>>105928057
this

>>105928016
>>105928033
>live in bumblefuck texas
>to work in tech
Lol!

>>105928044
>San Diego
Lol!!
Your wife is a hoe and the kids aren't yours. Enjoy getting cucked by the homo sailors of san diego while you're there, retarded poorfag.

>>105928053
My net income is 40k€/year. That's 1m€ after 25 years but of course my wage will rise too over time. If I had to rely on 1m€ and never work again I would be fucked.

>>105928039
>Even in Western Europe you can't retire on that amount of money
4% of 1 mil is $40,000
That's more money than the average Europoor makes from waging 35-40 hours a week. And you do not have to save any money, unlike said Europoor.

>>105928053
It's not. Gotta have money. Do you even FIRE bro??

>>105928069
>>live in bumblefuck texas
I live in a major city here, faggot. And thats the literal rents around me.

>>105928076
see the thing is you can put your money into some kind of safe investment, like crypto or nvidia stock, and live off the dividends

>>105928076
No you wouldn't lol. Just treat the income you get from investments as regular income and set some aside to grow your principle.

>>105928076
But thats out of 25 years. Thats very good for post 30/ 40 years. Especially if youre raising a family. And nothing says you cant stop working or make a business of your own. Like literally, $1M is life changing.

>>105928016
Rent in Ohio is like $1k minimum for a studio. Even in the ghetto.

>>105928088
I lived in Austin and my 1br apartment was $2200

>>105928056
Dunno what you're on about. I'm just pointing out that people on here love to exaggerate their net worth. Everybody is a Principal Engineer at a FAANG company too

>>105928057
>>105928060
>>105928069
My inheritance will be a $3M house in Encinitas and 2 $4k a month rentals in La Jolla and about $3M cash I think its worth the expensive rent for a bit. She has one sister.

>>105928093
Even if I put everything in the stock market I would still have to live off the dividends without investing any more money.
>>105928095
>>105928098
Yes of course if I could keep working 1m€ would be life changing.

>>105928108
>My inheritance will be
pissed away by your in laws

you know what they say about counting your chickens

>>105927954
>this is so astoundingly wrong
do the math and come back to discuss

>and labor and lumber prices both shot up insanely during coof and never dropped back down
sure, but even then, materials are not that expensive. labor is the most expensive part, and constructors charge proportionally to the price of materials...

>>105928010
we are talking about houses here though?

>>105927964
how small is too small to build?

>>105928108
Astounding levels of poorfaggotry.

>>105928105
>I lived in Austin
there's your problem

>>105928105
I mean $1M at mid 30s with 13 years in tech and 5 years at Faang is actually pretty shit and I should have more but I did startups early on like a retard. Yall just don’t know how underpaid you were.

>>105928118
>labor is the most expensive part,
yes and it's now incredibly expensive as the boomers doing it die and they refuse to hire any more

>>105928108
I have $1M of my own money.

>>105928010
>200 acres in rural Pa thats forested its worth about $500k
Wut
My family owns ~40 acres in NC and it's worth multiple millions

>>105928127
Where is the problem? You have to go where the jobs are. I bet you live in some flyover nodev shithole like Maine.

>>105928115
>live off the dividends without investing any more money.
Who says you can't invest more money?

Again, 4% is a widely accepted safe withdrawal rate, i.e. you will never touch your principal if you just withdraw 4% a year.

For 1 mil invested, that's 40k, which is your regular income right now. Just keep living the same way and investing a bit of your income, and your principal will increase.... it's no different from what you're doing now except you have +1 mil in the bank and guaranteed raises if you want to have them.

>>105928127
What places in Texas are actually good places to live at? The panhandle is for rural retards, Western and Southern Texas is rural spic HQ and Eastern Texas only has a bunch of cities with eternal suburban sprawl.

im gonna get my masters
then I can finally escape Ohio and move to San Francisco

>>105928151
There is no escaping Ohio. You will have to pretend to like women forever, gayboy.

>>105928139
>forested
it's probably completely undeveloped and in the middle of fuck nowhere

>>105928148
>What places in Texas are actually good places to live at?
None.

>t. exan

>>105928148
Texas has a lot of good places. Dallas is probably the best place to be for anyone looking for good standard living. And there's many non city areas thats very chill to be at. You have to throw away the city mentality and be able to enjoy nature a little more but I grew up around country stuff so it's easy for me to go back to living rural if I have to.

>>105928162
however, the downside to any city is that you still are stuck with niggas and hispanic trash.

>>105928156
I don't have to pretend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho

>>105928162
>texas
>nature
ah yes, red sand, rocks, no water, no animals, my favorite parts of nature

>>105928169
>no animals
Katrina brought some over in 2006.

>>105928118
>do the math and come back to discuss
for >>105927982

>>105928131
it's expensive because you americans are narcissistic jews and don't take responsibility for the monster you have created.
you enjoy highly inflates wages and think others can't do the same?

>>105928169
And trees. Texas has a fuck load of trees. Only the west part is more desert, but even central texas has woodland.

>>105928159
Nailed it. If you have been to rural western Pennsytucky it would make sense.

>>105928148
Unironically none unless you are able to live in the wealthy part of Dallas and never leave the rich bubble.
t. ex-Austinite
Too many Mexicans/Guatemalans/assorted brown people who literally don't speak English, tons of traffic, roads are full of potholes, summer heat is brutal, etc.

>>105928175
>it's expensive because you americans are narcissistic jews and don't take responsibility for the monster you have created.
nta but I didnt create any of this. I was born into this nightmare and want everything post 1900 destroyed so we can start fresh.

>>105928182
>Unironically none unless you are able to live in the wealthy part of Dallas and never leave the rich bubble.
This is wrong. I live in Dallas. You dont need to live in any wealthy parts. Unlike other big cities, middle class areas are far more than the rich parts. If anything, there's very little rich places in Dallas cause texas is so hot.

>All these poorfags who haven't even made their first billion yet

Started a startup to start using audio to transmit data

No MVP or customers yet but I'll only sell the company for 1bn

So thats my net worth

I'm a billionaire at 19 if I can do it so can you

Being poor is a choice

>>105927975
Wait so homeownership is a meme?

>>105928182
>and never leave the rich bubble
Good thing I'm not a poorfag then.

>>105928195
>If anything, there's very little rich places in Dallas cause texas is so hot.
You've never been to Highland Park I see

>>105928205
I have but its a small part of the Dallas and DFW tricity area.

>jsut come to texas bro we'll do FIRE bro it'll be fire bro let's go camping bro the nature is so beautiful but it's also technology bro please

For such self-important racists, texans try really hard to shill people on moving there

>>105928202
With how overpriced houses are right now + high interest rates, absolutely.
Makes sense to be a rent cuck, dump the money you saved renting vs mortgage into stocks, and enjoy the perks of being mobile

>>105928217
Most Texans ITT are Hispanic MIGAtards.

>>105928217
Texas is mostly greenery, faggot.

>>105928185
>nta but I didnt create any of this.
you keep reproducing it though.
again, you faggots think you are entitled to shit. everyone else thinks the same. why shouldn't they?

>>105928182
>>105928205
No amount of money can insulate you from the inherent problems of the state. There are a hundred other places that I would rather live than Texas, if I were rich.

>>105928227
Also if you rent you can always move away in case you get laid off. Can't do that with a memegage on your back.

>>105928239
>you keep reproducing it though.
how. explain faggot

>>105928234
"green" aka brown 9/12 months per year
I lived in Texas, I know your tricks

>>105928202
owning a home is nice but it doesn't make you financially independent in the way people seem to think

rents have gone out of control but before that, you would basically be paying what you would on rent on property taxes and maintenance of a home even if your house is entirely paid off, and the "equity" is fake since you're not actually going to leverage your house for further investments unless you are a lunatic gambler

>>105928227
>mobile
NEET living at home detected, pretty much everywhere leases are minimum a year long unless you're living in some boomer-owned flophouse (who will inevitably evict you the second he thinks he can get more cash out of a new tenant)

>>105928248
No you didnt. Ive lived here most of my life and I wasnt born here.

>>105928234
Post satellite

>>105928245
you're in /twg/

you are one of the techbros with a bullshit job who inflates prices of everything and demands a 250k "TC" for doing nothing but looking at bash scripts. not even writing the scripts. just looking at them

>>105928234
>greenery
More like brownery

>>105928263
Just water your fucking lawn? Retard

>>105928273
You planning on watering the entire state?
Or are you just going to never go outside like the autistic retard you are.

>>105928245
>OMG I want to get paid $200k for working 4 hours a week!
>wtf why are houses so expensive after all these rich tech workers moved away from california?
>why do these builders who break their fucking backs building cardboard houses want to get paid decent wages?
>why do the building companies make so much money??
dunno man, it's really a difficult thing to explain...

>>105928249
I've moved across the USA from NC => Texas => Colorado => Washington chasing better jobs over the past 5ish years

>>105928255
I lived in Texas for two years, it's a brown shithole filled with brown people and liberals and there's only greenery for a few months in spring before the heat turns it brown

>>105928261
What I do cannot be done or ever done by some dumbass kid who smoked pot in school and fucked around in college. They dont have the temperanent, the patience, nor the brainpower to manage many servers, do sys admin stuff, manage cloud CI/CD, create programs in all different languages, and then to finish it off, deal with annoying meetings by managers saying absolutely nothing.

No sir, I've earned my keep.

>>105928294
>I lived in Texas for two years
opinion utterly and insanely discarded

>>105928298
i have done all these things and am drunk right this second

new thread?

>>105928329
The difference is he went and out took from the system what was his and you didn’t

god dammit i hate this fucking job

>>105928021
nigger

>>105928339
i'm canadian

>>105928261
Imagine thinking inflation is caused by anything other than the fed increasing the money supply.

>>105920781 (OP)
My Indian coworker on the helpdesk has started using AI to answer emails. The AI is talking about politics and Sar isnt removing it from the reply. Indians are exactly as dumb as everyone says, btw.

>>105928333
Fuck you retarded poorfag

>>105928360
Im sorry I understand your suffering now

>>105928302
>oooh you lived in one of the biggest most popular states with tons of jobs and low cost of living?
>opinion disregarded bro
thx for letting us know anon?

>>105928365
based grok

>>105928383
>low cost
it's in water restrictions 90% of the year, food is off the chart because anywhere that isn't a desert is zoned R1, and the cheapest houses are half a million dollars for a bungalow

Does anyone know anyone with > 10 yoe in tech who is happy?

>>105928393
Me.

we just need to start killing programmers

>>105928453
this. fuck those entitled fucks. IT staff can replace them all now by using LLMs.

>>105928459
Just wait to you realize laid off high end programmers are better at IT + LLMS than you.

>>105928471
> high end programmers are better at IT
you niggas cant even use powershell. you can't even configure your own routers. most "programmers" barely know how to use a computer beyond booting up their favorite IDE and copypasting shit from stackoverflow (or now "vibe coding")

>>105924875
lilbro it's rmdir

also the ls, mkdir, and cd commands used there are all using .NET calls because if you use cmd commands in powershell, by default those are all aliases for powershell commands

>ls/dir - Get-ChildItem
>cd - Set-Location
>mkdir - New-Item -ItemType Directory
>rmdir - Remove-Item

Idk why you guys are seething about Powershell. It's like the only good thing that has come out of Microshit since Windows 7. It's not only fairly intuitive, but it can practically do anything in a relatively straightforward manner

i swear everyone of you powershell seethers must be bash shell babyducks

>>105928520
this. Ive seen people from google that had trouble figuring out how to use a terminal window or doing any basic computer management stuff. Literally had one say

>how do you change your group policy for a user?

Are you serious? All that leetcoding makes dumbass kids and jeets.

>>105928520
>you niggas cant even use powershell
because its useless for actual programmers and they can do sysadmin work just fine in linux because its 99% of the time necessary just to get your dev environment setup, if server architecture ran on windows servers than we would know powershell better than you but it doesnt so nobody cares

>>105928471
>high end programmers are better at IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"high end programmers" are as retarded as every other programmer

>>105928550
>rmdir
rmdir : The term 'rmdir' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet...
ACK!!

>>105928550
oh yeah forgot this part

if you want to run cmd commands without using powershell aliases, you can just run

>cmd cd
>cmd mkdir
>cmd rmdir
etc

>B-B-B-B-BUT
okay if you're seething about that for some reason just don't use powershell? just launch cmd? what's the problem schizo

>>105928567
most users are on windows boxes, which means in corpo environments doing AD/exchange shenanegains, and for consoomer software means testing on and deploying to windows.

>>105928576
only works for high caste brahmins

>>105928576
???

>>105928590
>>105928550
Bro? Your hands? They're so swarthy...!!!

>>105928612
>RM
Obviously didn't work for >>105924875 care to explain that?

>>105928592
very few programmers are targeting windows environments so again, nobody gives a shit about powershell or windows
corpo crapware to micromanage employees is the only thing that runs on windows servers so theres literally no point for programmers to learn anything about it

most SWE jobs are developing in linux/osx and deploying on cloud (linux)

>>105928627
actually it's your hands that are brown just saying

>>105927691
Going to slingshot and pay off the house in 4 years out of 30 then dump the rest in investments. Its not the smartest idea but atleast i am stocked up with cash, and a small pile of shit that will last me. Funny enough about that it actually has beat inflation since shit is much more expensive now. But its not a prepper level of hoard.

>>105928592
AD/Exchange is for help desk monkeys the real IT is in networking, data centers, VOIP, AV, cybersecurity. I rarely if ever use powershell, the script kitties just think they have the keys to the kingdom but everyone else has far more access to much more expensive equipment for the company.

>>105928471
My last roommate was a programmer and his incompetence was astounding. I would find his notes left around the house and it was always 100-level EE stuff hand-transcribing binary and handwritten notes about what databases are and shit. Really entry level stuff.

He also didn't know how to configure the router, would use his phone instead of his computer to send emails and do video calls, and got mad at me for running a long ethernet cable to my room. He also didn't know how to use a screwdriver.


Somehow he pulled like 90k/yr and literally the only thing I ever saw him do was sit on his macbook and code.

>>105928670
>SECRET LONIX ENVIRONMENT ONLY FOR BRAHMIN CASTE SAAR! DALIT SCUM ONLY ALLOWED POWERSHELL IN DA WINDOWS!!!

>>105928670
>networking, data centers, VOIP, AV
most IT monkeys do all of these things and on a cost centre wage and budget too

you just think the literal only thing they do is PS because you, as a midwit coooooder, only know one language yourself, can only use it for the very specific tasks you memorized from leetcode, and can't conceive of anyone else in your organization doing anything of value

>>105928670
>script kitties

>>105924875
Wait, why didn't this work? Isn't the command rm -rf

Did winjeets really change it just to fuck with white linux programmers?

>>105928700
>>105928706
>>105928709
Le hacking directory exchange makes me so hecking smert.

>>105928728
HAHA GOOD POST FELLOW BRAHMIN THAT DALIT MUST BE SEETHING AND SHITTING IN THE STREET RIGHT NOW HAHAHA

>>105928670
>kitties
Why do jeets spell phonetically and yet still fuck it up?

>>105928706
>you just think the literal only thing they do is PS because you, as a midwit coooooder, only know one language yourself, can only use it for the very specific tasks you memorized from leetcode, and can't conceive of anyone else in your organization doing anything of value
most SWEs are juggling at least 2 languages, more if theyre fullstack webdevs, on top of whatever devops DSL of the week they have to learn
the stuff you IT monkeys do all day is literally just taken for granted by SWEs because if you cant do any of that you cant even get to the real SWE work

cats and tubes makes the internet go around. Powershell fags should just kill themselves. None of you have even fucked with CUCM or any Cisco IOS in your lives. This is just cope for not being trusted with more important shit at the workplace. AD is a meme non important job.

>>105928752
most languages use the same logic it's all the same shit bro chill you're midwiiiiiting

>>105928752
>incapable of removing a folder in windows
>"I AM BRAHMIN TECH GOD WITH SWIFT AND NODE! KNEEL BEFORE I PREPONE YOU!!"

>>105928777
Fucking indians kill yourself. Low IQ rage.

>>105928774
>Cisco IOS
lmao importing text files into a router is so hard bro, you might even have to use the right delimiters!!

>>105928797
>implying thats all you do
yep jeet nigger detected.

>>105928775
this is a midwit take, if your languages are used in entirely different paradigms then no its not all the same shit
im not going to hire a guy that only does typescript react work to do backend java because 'its all the same shit brooooooooooooooo'

>/g/ posters can't remove a folder in windows but insist they're making 1m$ per year at faang

>>105928805
see >>105927118

a lot of activity today huh?

>>105928563
Retard when the fuck would that ever be important to them. Its like asking the programmers if paying them so much is worth taking them away from there job to go fix computers. Its why IT and Tech(programing) is considered separate jobs entirely. Your just coping because your brown.

>>105928823
that has nothing to do with my post retard, both a front end guy and a backend guy can program but they are not interchangeable and teaching one to do the others job would be a lot of time and effort

>>105928883
You must learn powershell to do the needful.

>>105928883
>both a front end guy and a backend guy can program but they are not interchangeable
lol yes they are it's just that a backender doesnt want to do frontend garbage because webshit is boring prechewed garbage

What projects do i need to do in order to learn the full stack?

>>105928915
leetcode

>no new thread
can't believe everyone itt is getting laid off because they opened powershell at work

>>105928908
no they are not, its entirely different paradigms
backend guy would have zero clue about the browser outside of how to check API calls and have no concept of how the popular frontend frameworks work
frontend guy would have no idea about proper API design or security or distributed systems
languages are irrelevant but what you do with them is what matters and they are working in entirely different areas conceptually speaking

Please bake i am tired of indians raging at each others and retards thinking powershell makes them some sort of god in there caste system.

>>105928915
Build a back end and a front end with a sqlite database. Have it do... something...
Hell you can make some basic CRUD 'hello world' app if you've never done full stack before

>>105928954
>>105928954
>>105928954

>>105928000
>be a pilot
>30+ with kids
Lol. Have fun with that

>t. pilotfag

>>105925833
They're just being polite, you dumb nigger.

>>105928879
triggered jeet

>>105928809
funniest part is that these entitled faggots think only programmers are tech workers kek

>>105924887
What amerturds call "coffee" has nothing to do with coffee.

>>105929516
A lot of the world's best roasters are in the USA

>>105929710
And yet you drink brown water with huge amount of sugar and call it "coffee".

>>105929763
I don't do that, I drink homemade espresso and pour over (black obv)