>>510079509
She needs a good shag. Drag her to the bedroom, spank her, fuck her. Then plug the router back in and get back to work.

She is attention seeking and you have not been paying her enough attention. You may need to find a shed or office elsewhere to work in so she can't disrupt your work like this. You are paying more attention to your work than her, in front of her, in the middle of the work day. You may need to find a way to ensure she can't watch you work as the animal brain takes over for a lot of women when they see that.

If you fully understand the process through which asexual division evolved into sexual procreation and the emergence of the first female and the first male, and you understand why both sides said yes to this less-baby producing arrangement and why the simulation selected that into existence as the standard around which all of the best life would rotate, you will understand the one thing that women cannot do for themselves, and if you can communicate with your behavior that you are that thing that their ancestor before gender said "yes" to, then you will finally understand females. That being said, not all females, since the bottom 2/3rds of them are bat shit insane, and insanity cannot be calculated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ86lvwwHlU

>>528337606
>not understanding female logic
she did not mean "i would rather date someone else because you are hard" she was trying to solicit different behavior from you. now whether you consider this rightfully insufferable is irrelevant. this is how women are.