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7/26/2025, 8:46:01 PM
>>213172667
this just means more bald niggers though
this just means more bald niggers though
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7/19/2025, 4:26:43 AM
6/28/2025, 1:25:57 PM
6/26/2025, 5:47:23 AM
>>95954682
not really. Here's what happened
Our group is composed of
>Half-orc Zealot Barbarian
>Halfling Druid, circle of the Spores
>Dragonborn Rogue Swashbuckler
>Dragonborn Celestial Warlock (me)
We're all level 6, and we had to 1v1.
Dice were rolled to determine who's facing who.
>Warlock vs Rogue
During my match, I just abused armor of agathys to wear the rogue down whilst healing up as BA. Needless to say, the rogue player was NOT thrilled.
>Druid vs Barbarian
>druid won by spamming bears and holding concentration lol
>finals is me vs druid
>he wins initiative
>he walks up to me and summons 2 bears
>use wand of magic missile to break his concentration
>he transforms into sporeforme
>i walk away and cast fly and fly away
>I can see the look of despair in his face
>he gets a silly idea that he wants to summon 2 bears on top of me (I'm 60ft up in air, summon spell range is 60ft)
>argue that the bears would appear next to me but would instantly fall
>DM says that he can summon them and they'll fall on their turn
>its my turn
>i disengage in air and fly even further away
>bears turn
>they splat on the ground but dont die right away
>druid tries to chill touch me
>fail
>at this point I hover over 150 ft, swoon down to 120, eldritch blast, then fly back up
>he wants his bear to throw him up 40 feet in the air to try and cast spells at me
>had an argument on whether bears can have the coordination to do such a thing
>bears fail athletics to throw him anyways on the first try, but the second one could pick the tiefling up and try again instantly
>DM is bored, druid is looking nervous and demoralized
>eventually druid lands a hit on me but i dont lose my concentration
>i keep killing the bears
>land a single EB crit on the druid
>he gives up
>dm thanks him
>everyone leaves awkwardly
at this point im having a huge autist moment because i won but it didn't feel like a victory at all. What was I supposed to do,let the bears maul me to death? what was the right move there?
not really. Here's what happened
Our group is composed of
>Half-orc Zealot Barbarian
>Halfling Druid, circle of the Spores
>Dragonborn Rogue Swashbuckler
>Dragonborn Celestial Warlock (me)
We're all level 6, and we had to 1v1.
Dice were rolled to determine who's facing who.
>Warlock vs Rogue
During my match, I just abused armor of agathys to wear the rogue down whilst healing up as BA. Needless to say, the rogue player was NOT thrilled.
>Druid vs Barbarian
>druid won by spamming bears and holding concentration lol
>finals is me vs druid
>he wins initiative
>he walks up to me and summons 2 bears
>use wand of magic missile to break his concentration
>he transforms into sporeforme
>i walk away and cast fly and fly away
>I can see the look of despair in his face
>he gets a silly idea that he wants to summon 2 bears on top of me (I'm 60ft up in air, summon spell range is 60ft)
>argue that the bears would appear next to me but would instantly fall
>DM says that he can summon them and they'll fall on their turn
>its my turn
>i disengage in air and fly even further away
>bears turn
>they splat on the ground but dont die right away
>druid tries to chill touch me
>fail
>at this point I hover over 150 ft, swoon down to 120, eldritch blast, then fly back up
>he wants his bear to throw him up 40 feet in the air to try and cast spells at me
>had an argument on whether bears can have the coordination to do such a thing
>bears fail athletics to throw him anyways on the first try, but the second one could pick the tiefling up and try again instantly
>DM is bored, druid is looking nervous and demoralized
>eventually druid lands a hit on me but i dont lose my concentration
>i keep killing the bears
>land a single EB crit on the druid
>he gives up
>dm thanks him
>everyone leaves awkwardly
at this point im having a huge autist moment because i won but it didn't feel like a victory at all. What was I supposed to do,let the bears maul me to death? what was the right move there?
6/23/2025, 3:08:57 AM
>>211848127
>>211848249
I matched with a 4'11" black girl on bumble today. I'm a 6'3" white guy. Do I go for it?
>>211848249
I matched with a 4'11" black girl on bumble today. I'm a 6'3" white guy. Do I go for it?
6/16/2025, 8:32:21 PM
I am willing to my country todeclare war on America but my leaders are all a bunch of pussy ass bitches, does this happens IYC?
6/15/2025, 1:51:36 PM
Why do people in north hemisphere call nuclear war "the end of the world"?
No nigga, it's not the end of the world, just the end of you, no one in his sane mind will nuke São Gonçales, per exampli gratia.
No nigga, it's not the end of the world, just the end of you, no one in his sane mind will nuke São Gonçales, per exampli gratia.
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