Another thing that separates sexy from other cats:

FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

Which seems counterintuitive, considering the fact that cats don't have the facial musculature to form facial expressions

yet somehow, he's the only cat we've ever seen.Who has a full range of facial expressions....

Not only that, but HE CANNOT HIDE WHAT HE'S THINKING... anybody with eyes can look at him, and immediately tell what he's thinking...

This range of emotions are RIGHT THERE on his face... subtleties like disappointment, doubt... he can't hide it

we will talk to him and he will REACT to the conversations... unmistakable undeniable reactions... and they are always appropriate to the information he's hearing..

example: "Sexy i was going to give you some silvervine..." (and his eyes light up, and he glances over at the desk where I keep the silvervine)

".... But I just realized we don't have anymore, and i'm going to order another shipment today"

(and immediately his face changes, pouting, sad, disappointed)

"but I still have a little catnip"

(and now he stops expressing disappointment)

if this sounds like im exaggerating
COME VISUT US
come hang out with Sexy for 10 minutes
and you'll leave realizing "sexys actually smarter than Neptune said"

because im giving you the cliff notes only

>>935851995

by the way, this handsome sonofabitch is named SEXY BOOM BOOM

my wife's cat....
or should I say she's his human
they have a bond that cannot be explained in words... it's almost scary

seriously..... it's almost unnerving, how CONNECTED he is with her, and vice versa... their bond transcends anything I've seen before between two living things. it's impossible to explain fully in words... you'd really have to see it in person to understand..

similarly, it's impossible to explain exactly HOW SMART Sexy is.... let it suffice to say I've worked with hundreds of cats (my family has done animal rescue stuff ever since I was a kid) and 8 have studied cats EXTENSIVELY.... that's an understatement

but Sexy is THE SMARTEST FUCKING CAT IVE EVER SEEN.... absolutely THE most intelligent motherfucking cat EVER...

EVER..... he's a special gift from the universe.. I always joke about how it's like the movie ET, how it's like we have a mysterious magical alien Buddha hiding in our house, and the rest of the world operates, oblivious to the secret happening behind the closed door

And I'm not joking... He's that unusual