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6/17/2025, 7:24:36 PM
MEMO FROM THE MOST LAID MALE IN THE THREAD : JOHNNY NEPTUNE
TODAY IS FATHERS DAY, & MY VIRGIN SON DOESNT THINK HE NEEDS ADVICE FROM ME...
IM GIVING IT TO YOU, ( so you can tell that virgin Little Leaguer what it was like fucking that bitch in the ass after you get my advice... Rub it in... Make my son hate me even more)
Whatever you do don't think about her or mention or make any subtle innuendos or anything whatsoever about sex... This is not about sex... This is about 2 unique fortunate individuals possibly sharing a few laughs, having an opportunity to relax, and to build trust... You may end up becoming trusted confidant and the best of friends... Sex it's like a handshake... Gives a fuck? What's important is the content of character... Your job during this event is to listen carefully and visualize as she tells you about her life and her innermost desires secrets and fears... Allow her to be in the lead, because that's exactly what women are whether you admit it or not... DO NOT make the mistake of trying to insert Machismo, arrogance or any sexual input whatsoever...
( the most amazingly magnetic and attractive attribute on any human being is true self confidence and disarming humility )
So relax kid... The sex is guaranteed... Trust me... It's going to happen, it's going to happen so just relax and enjoy the journey that lead you into her asshole and down her fucking throat.. back to the advice
Show vulnerability, but do NOT show any of this pussy beta shit !!!!
DO NOT think any of the behavior that has become acceptable and encouraged around here is attractive to women.. It's not
Do not make the mistake of letting your lack of need to continually make sexual innuendos become perceived as effeminate or inability to close the deal in the bed
Why she is telling you about her childhood, while you are listening look her in the eyes, and without saying a word, send her an electric vibration... "I'm going to be fucking you in the ass and throat tonight'
TODAY IS FATHERS DAY, & MY VIRGIN SON DOESNT THINK HE NEEDS ADVICE FROM ME...
IM GIVING IT TO YOU, ( so you can tell that virgin Little Leaguer what it was like fucking that bitch in the ass after you get my advice... Rub it in... Make my son hate me even more)
Whatever you do don't think about her or mention or make any subtle innuendos or anything whatsoever about sex... This is not about sex... This is about 2 unique fortunate individuals possibly sharing a few laughs, having an opportunity to relax, and to build trust... You may end up becoming trusted confidant and the best of friends... Sex it's like a handshake... Gives a fuck? What's important is the content of character... Your job during this event is to listen carefully and visualize as she tells you about her life and her innermost desires secrets and fears... Allow her to be in the lead, because that's exactly what women are whether you admit it or not... DO NOT make the mistake of trying to insert Machismo, arrogance or any sexual input whatsoever...
( the most amazingly magnetic and attractive attribute on any human being is true self confidence and disarming humility )
So relax kid... The sex is guaranteed... Trust me... It's going to happen, it's going to happen so just relax and enjoy the journey that lead you into her asshole and down her fucking throat.. back to the advice
Show vulnerability, but do NOT show any of this pussy beta shit !!!!
DO NOT think any of the behavior that has become acceptable and encouraged around here is attractive to women.. It's not
Do not make the mistake of letting your lack of need to continually make sexual innuendos become perceived as effeminate or inability to close the deal in the bed
Why she is telling you about her childhood, while you are listening look her in the eyes, and without saying a word, send her an electric vibration... "I'm going to be fucking you in the ass and throat tonight'
6/17/2025, 5:35:41 PM
Hey weirdos... How ya' doin'?.. it's been a while.
Johnny Neptune here. I just wanted to tell you jerkoff why I left. I abandoned this place because you dudes are an embarrassment. I simply couldn't take it any longer.
My son Jet and I moved in together (along with my wife Wendy) and we fucking LOVE our new place. We've been having a lot of laughs and enjoying this new chapter in our lives.
My son Jet is an excellent man. He's got a great job (they just promoted him to manager and he's only 19 years old)
Wendy and I are doing fine. We are both still clean from all drugs and alcohol for over a year now, and we continue doing animal rescues.
I thought it was hilarious when that r9k schmuck killed himself recently. What a loser.
And THATS the main reason I stopped coming to this fucking shit hole... your behavior is that of losers.
Fuck off
Johnny Neptune here. I just wanted to tell you jerkoff why I left. I abandoned this place because you dudes are an embarrassment. I simply couldn't take it any longer.
My son Jet and I moved in together (along with my wife Wendy) and we fucking LOVE our new place. We've been having a lot of laughs and enjoying this new chapter in our lives.
My son Jet is an excellent man. He's got a great job (they just promoted him to manager and he's only 19 years old)
Wendy and I are doing fine. We are both still clean from all drugs and alcohol for over a year now, and we continue doing animal rescues.
I thought it was hilarious when that r9k schmuck killed himself recently. What a loser.
And THATS the main reason I stopped coming to this fucking shit hole... your behavior is that of losers.
Fuck off
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