Tight little piece edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jin says he is NOT posting in these threads
-- Jet used to post on /r9k/ and it's very embarrassing and shameful! Wow, what a FAGGOT!
-- Rachel said she was RAPED and went through a "trans phrase"
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>>211589085
And you could have it all
how does someone like AB even explain Jinโs elimination?
>The gloves are off
>Except when you traumatize me and force me to miss sleep, then you gotta go
>>211590481 (OP)qrd on the jet r9k stuff?
>>211590523what happened?
>still all focused on Rachel
Not even the fishtank anymore, sad how hard this season fell so fucking early
Forget Ellie's feet, when are we going to see her armpits
>>211590518he doesn't, he didn't even explain summer's arc, he just made it look like she disappeared
the same will happen to jin
>>211590524>>211590490Jetty got fingered by Johnny
30th post owning production in a thread they totally read
Rachel is CYBERPUNK with the CPAC machine and the fat goth girl outfits she has.
>>211590545The fishtank and Rachel show
>>211590542How did this angel rise from such a trashy shitty family?
>>211590545The Rachel Show
Angie is being depressed in the confession room
>>211590539fat bitch mizzy was 10x better than bulimic clout chaser mizzy we got now.
Sam bliccy'd another chubby whore into extinction.
>Aryeh singing Rama Rama
Hell ya
I think Rachel doesn't understand that people can switch cameras
Direnc has done every single type of drugs and still is more of a tradwife than 80% of the population... bros...
>>211590574Cause there's nothing viral happening after how bad day 5 went
What? Want a Screencap of Rachel crying?
>whippets mentioned
STOP SHITTESTING PRODUCTION FREDDY
>>211590370Thatโs literally the trend with young zoomer girls. The grey sweats are Aritzia cargos lmao theyโre like 80 dollars
>>211590515And I...did it....myyyyy waaaayyyy!
>>211590586If she is cyberpunk because she is too fucking fat to breath then what the fuck am I?
>>211590542>Imagine Jet Neptune's face on a normal-BMI-having woman's body pure sex
>>211590545What do you expect? Once Rachel leaves the rest of them are going to end up nowhere in their lives (according to Rachel)
>I"m sure you auditioned to be on the show
>unfortunately you weren't chosen, my apologies
At-atleast I'm not a fat lolcow being coddled by production
wtf is this retards malfunction
>>211590518>>211590566reminder that AB is first, a woman, second, overweight, maybe not obese but definitely overweight from her voice during that one twitter space
you should think of someone like Rachel when thinking of AB
>>211590597its a fat ugly actual woman
>>211590566Its kind of ironic that these niggas look at fish simping for fresh 18 year olds in the tank like their creeps, but overlook big daddy Sam fucked a girl younger than any of the girls in the tank.
Food for thought.
>>211590639>protecting production nowRachel confirmed spy
>>211590601I've got no idea, She turned out well for someone that shares Jets genetics.
>>211590574Itโs not like they actually have a show to run and Jet is obsessed with negative attention like the good little lolcow he is
>>211590518AB deploys chudgang tactics, where they "conveniently" ignore anything that might make them look bad to production if they said anything.
>>211590613She only saw the rv trip part of season 3. She actually has no idea how the show works, at all.
It's pretty crazy when you think about it. She legitimately came expecting to get hired onto production without even knowing the most basic premise of the show
>>211590642absolutely disgusting, no wonder AB didn't explain summer at all, the fat hog was obviously jealous of all the attention she got.
>>211590656Yeah, but this is also why I fucking hate fat cunts. I didn't ask to be a cripple so when I see a fat fucker just wasting their body like that it pisses me off.
>>211590542real fax
no lies here (no caps)
Rachel has begun making about herself again
>>211590697jet is a sensitive young man
>>211590631bruh take the stickers off
>>211590518Probably unironically spin it into Jin quitting, and that he didn't get kicked.
>>211590518daniel was a stoic badass that scared him off with his big shadow
>>211590612Call me when he sings the superior abbo song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
Ellie has very impressive media literacy and breadth of knowledge for a High Schooler
>>211590697mentioned that jet posted on /r9k/, dabbed on him in front of ellie, made him lose a night of sleep, beat the wiggers at their own game
What did I miss this morning?
I heard Direnc complaining about yesterday's pacing and questioning why they did a shotgun of challenges yesterday.
Heard Angie had trouble recapping yesterdays events because hardly anything happened.
Anything else i missed this morning?
release the piss i mean pee i mean piss i mean yellow vagina i mean rice
Marky was texting and emailing me for a few months, and we became pretty good friends. Back in August, she began calling me at odd hours of night, and she told me about a couple very personal matters in her life that were quite troublesome. She needed guidance and advice, and I helped her work these problems out.
She told me that she considered me to be her mentor, and about a week later she began sending me some extremely intimate photos. At first, I enjoyed seeing her photos, because I'm a man, but since I'm old enough to be her father, I started to feel more and more uncomfortable with having these compromising poses stored on my computer and phone. Plus, I'm married, so if my wife saw these photos, it could've ended my marriage.
Finally, Marky sent me two short videos, and they were so pornographic, that I decided it had to stop once and for all. I deleted all of the photos and the two videos, and I ghosted her, simply stopped responding to her.
She's actually a very nice person, and I felt bad about cutting her off like that, but I had to do it.
>>211590613Maybe the retard only watched the official episodes and she thinks that's the fishtank.
fat is the most insane person that has been on the show, and of course she's taking advantage of Freddy's good nature, fucking evil fat thing.
>>211590724imagine tricking her into doing things, it would have been as easy as tricking kids...
>>211590724Its because she is Asian and did well academically.
>>211590566that was fucked up why is she like this is she okay
>>211590724she lies about her age. she's 23
Another day, fellow /ftl/ degens.
How's everyone feeling?
>>211590697you have been snippy ALL DAY man
nutrigrain is so fucking good
>>211590661>Spends time on this but canโt run any other aspect of the showBravo, Neptroon
>>211590697Jet is an insecure babyman.
>>211590724what's she talking about now?
>>211590616Australia still has has more of a frontier gender dynamic culture than the rest of the Anglo sphere kind of
>>211590726kek jet is such a bitch
>>211590631did your leg get blown off while you fighting for Israel
>>211590760it's looking good.
I feel like there's less content every season. Like they never start doing challenges or anything until 4 or 5 PM and now everyone goes to bed by like 10PM besides Rachel and Freddy. I don't get why we're never getting small challenges or ongoing running challenges anymore.
>>211590641They kept this faggy chud over Jin, remember that
>>211590724we trapped that generation inside for a few key learning years, they're all terminally online
Direnc is fucking with my mind. She is so sweet, clean and generally nice yet she is a also a crack abusing stripper? How!?
Will Ellie capitalize on the simp audience like Josie, or fumble and fail miserably like Tayleigh?
>>211590760i am kind of glad rachel isn't fucking dead
>>211590791>they got a tripod for the hog>s4 episodes are going to be long stretches of just... thisyeah nah
>>211590803She's a good woman.
>>211590765Australian Nutri-Grain is a completely different thing to American Nutri-Grain.
Crazy that redditors think Jin was kicked for being a pervert creep when Burt and cymbal exist.
YOU TOLD PEOPLE I WAS USING DRUGS AFTER I USED DRUGS
Daniel was chosen because he resembles Anisa's husband, Ian.
>>211590788No don't be stupid. Know when everyone was like could 100 men beat up a gorilla? Well I went and soloed the fuck out of a gorilla but just as I was about to deliver the finishing blow the gorilla cheated and got my leg.
>>211590748>Its because she is Asiankys
>>211590803because real people are complicated and the basic 4chan-ish view of the world is childish
>>211590676She has the signature Neptune unibrow though
>>211590740the marky lore is crazy
>>211590518just watched it, just said it wasn't explained
what did Jin say to piss off jet?
>>211590803The classic trope of whore with a heart of gold.
>>211590760depressed. I need to go outside for a walk or something.
Rachel is the best fish
The amount of drama and comedic TTS moments she brings are peak fish activity
>The only good thing that came out of season 4 is Nigga Heil Nina and the rest of the Cole's Covers.
Holy grimola.
>>211590803She's still a whore retard
>>211590566>assaulting multiple womenWOAH JIMMY BASED PRAISE CHUDGANG
>cole says mean thingsFUCKING CREEP HE IS A FUCKING RAPIST KILL HIM
I hate AB so much
>>211590748>did well academically>18 years old during summer>still in high school and hasn't graduatedSomething isn't adding up unless she had some kind of mental health issues.
An advantage with a smaller house like this is that loud, obnoxious monsters can trap more people at a time.
@jet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n5IrTU6mU
>>211590846called out Jets r9k use in front of the girls. Jet is still seething
>>211590803Modern women are trash since we live in a matriarchy now and telling them not to be crack whores is against the law, even if they are cool nothing is stopping them from doing whatever they want
>>211590803This is just like red dead redemption 1
>>211590846>what did Jin say to piss off jet?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750021986047610.webm
NEW FISHTANK POD JUST DROPPED
https://voca.ro/1l74KgoB7i0s
>>211590859>Calls Cole a creep>Unapologetically sucks off Burt
>>211590697we dont know, you can ask it for the next 5 threads
>>211590876People being nice has nothing to do with their other behavior being destructive for society
>>211590853Do it, anon.
The recap channels are always there, you can watch multiple in one hour instead of waiting on something to happen.
>>211590831should have listened to Joe Rogan bro he's a gorilla expert
The only way to save season 4 is to bring Richard as a freeloader.
>>211590641depressed and demoralized. he needs a woman, something to fight for.
>>211590803They don't have crack in Australia, she's probably referring to meth.
>>211590824Angie will be his Anisa
>>211590862I think she's fucking around. Ivy Wolk did the same bit on The Adam Friedland Show and kind of blew up from it. Probably why Sam ran downstairs and asked Jet and Ben who confirmed she's joking
The thought of them bringing on fatty and him simping for angelina for hours just entered my mind like a bullet. God this season is gonna get so much worse even from here
>>211590831okay but why have you kept the stickers on it
>>211590908Yeah but that bald cunt never mentioned anything about the gorilla having a fucking katana. You think I'd lose to a normal unarmed gorilla? Nah fuck that.
>>211590916I'm pretty sure they do cocaine is everywhere
>>211590912Richard "Dick" Smalls? That nigga been on my mind
>>211590873Yoo, this guy is so wacky. I think i'll indulge a little and buy premium... These contestants are crazy man xD
>7 fish
needs a freeloader asap
>>211590872He looks so much like keanu it's actually crazy
>>211590933Because that one was a loaner while mine was away for maintenance.
Maybe it's cause they're a bit older than the rest of the tank but Direnc and Freddy are kino. Rachel isn't nontent but she's annoying and her looping is already tiresome. Feel like all the others are too autistic/terminally online/self conscious to be likeable really.
Sadly Freddy won't be allowed to win cause he reminds Sam of his alcoholic father but I'm hoping for a Freddy vs Direnc final at this point.
>>211590928She's been doxxed (by Klaus)
She just finished her junior year
What's with the white tape in front of the b4 bathroom door?
>>211590682Every time I browse these threads there's always hot girls. I'm too depressed, I can't watch this
>>211590915It is. Him and Daniel both shit on production/previous seasons in confessional and Daniel does nothing and is still here
>>211590915sam basically confirmed it when he was talking to daniel in the confessional last night. he said jin was talking about production and it was making it hard for them to run the show or something retarded like that.
>>211590524jetneptune.com
starting to make sense why he freaked out by someone mentioning the r9k stuff desu
Rachel has to stay so we can see her get hassl'd
Fuck this. Im going on a digital detox. See you all in a week
>>211590518>And then Jin decided to fly to his home planet. He died on his way there.
>>211590668and a fat ugly woman doesnt serve the purpose of a women so why pretend like the pronoun matters, AB is a fucking it for all it matters
>>211590803she is mgtow lesbian, she is not waiting and smelling for a knight, she lives
Which member of production is going to fuck Ellie?
Another productive day for crack mommywife
Can Ellie win already by doing nothing so AB chimps out again
>>211590954all contestants should be 25 or older
this season fucking sucks
>>211590895She is so fucking stupid I really hope she ends up meeting her "heroes" see how "wholesome" they actually are.
>>211590882holy shit i didnt see this lol i thought he was just saying it behind jets back
>>211590915no, that really is it. sam basically confirmed it to daniel in confessional. he was filled in (poorly) on everything that happened and told daniel
>yeah jet said you two were shit testing production a lot and even though the audience finds it funny that can't be happening because it makes the show harder to produce...clearly having been fed a load of bullshit from jet SPECIFICALLY and EXTRA HARSHLY about jin because jin called him an /r9k/ fag in front of all the girls
>>211590697Rachel ate him
>>211590981Jet and Ben, Mints will watch
>>211590938Cocaine is like $300 a gram in australia. It's insanely expensive and stepped on. It's not common
>>211590958Jin put it there on day 1 for some reason
>>211590998>i thought he was just saying it behind jets backHe's not a complete pussy like every incarnation of team evil
Not watching anymore someone give an Angie Angel update what's she wearing today
aryeh is educating ellie on positive consent being good for autists like him
i wonder when he will ask her if he can pants her and slide it in
>Jin is so cool
>he is the new cole!
>>211590999what a fucking retard
>>211590566more proof that being based and not needing validation from women scares the hoes worse than rape and murder
Rachel is in b3 again. She can't find her pills.
Ive had the great misfortune of dating and fucking SEVERAL Asian women and teenaged girls....
Like all men, i had been brainwashed into believing that Asian girls were a 'special prize'.... that Asian women were the ultimate sexual experience...
THEY'RE NOT....
not all all...
far from it, in fact.....
actually, because i got to fuck multiple Asian girls, i got to see the pattern... the nauseating similarities...
THE GENETIC TRUTH:
ASIANS ARE NIGGERS
I realize you don't understand what I'm saying right now, and it seems absurd.... how could I ever compare Asians to NIGGERS ?......
well, allow me to explain it to you
Theyre MONKEYS....
apes....
Yellow niggers...
Their noses are flat
Their lips are thicker
They all have the same eyes and hair
Their nipples are black
Their vaginas are purple
THEY ARE MUTATED NIGGERS
they stink.... they DO....
Asian women's vaginas all smell like fermenting cabbage....
And they are NOT particularly good in bed....
In fact, they are cold emotionless detached deadweight that lays in bed, not subservient or dedicated
They are the type of human who would tell you "kill your dog" with the same lack of emotion they would use to tell you to "take out the trash" or "do the laundry"
They are down syndrome orangutan niggers
They're actually disgusting....
And once you see them from this point of view, you'll never be fooled by the brainwashing again
>>211591013yea meth is always cheaper and lasts longer
Was Vance really the ideas guy behind the scenes, because this shit is worse than usual for bits.
>>211590855STOP SHILLING AND GET RID OF THE BITCH, JET
i like when hot girls are nice to autists
makes me feel fuzzy
>>211590566curious what he has to say about sam grooming and fucking a highschool girl when he was 30, telling her to separate from her parents and that he'd become a janitor at her school if it meant they could be together
anything icky creeperz icky nonwholesome chungus about at AB?
>>211591030AB would probably fuck Cole in a heartbeat if he wrote a song about her
>>211590978How is she lesbian? Doing a little stripping with a cam whore friend?
>>211591025Jin is better than Cole just by the fact he isn't a quitter and Cole is
>>211591055They're pitying Aryeh. He's like a toy to them.
holy shit check bedroom 666
>>211591030>more proof that being based and not needing validation from women scares the hoesNo, that turns them on. And AB doesn't count as a person
Jets done right? Like Sam is gonna jettison him after this season? I get the feeling that ever since MDE came properly back together Sam noticed what a loser Jet is.
Anyone else enjoying the season despite all the doomposting? They told us it was going to be a "back to basics" season, and it is, there's no zany gimmicks, just a cast that's admittedly pretty good, other than a couple of boring girls
I'm enjoying the comfy first week and the dynamic between the fish is great.
Daniel is kino as the classic spergy autist who's endearingly trying to be a Machiavellian villain, Rachel is great as the insufferable lardball who's pissing everyone else off, Freddy's /druk/ antics are fun.
'Primetime' has been pretty mediocre so far but the general baseline is entertaining and comfy
Daddyyyyyy can we please stay up just for one more hour? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?
Daniel will eventually have an incel sperg out moment and choke Angie to death (after raping her)
>>211591043lol based johnny
some of them are cute and make good wives but I would be worried about having a fucked up hapa r/asianmasculinity son
>>211591066are you autistic? we still can make jokes without green frog pic
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/
>>211590891Bro tryna send his rotator cuff to snap city
>>211591082we've all been saying this since season 2 yet jet is still not gone
so long as he can scrape a profit, sam'll let him do fishtank
i think this might be sam's last time hosting, though
>>211591044you would know lmao
>>211591088FUCK OFF JET GET RID OF PIGGIE AND BRING BACK JIN AND APOLOJUICE TO THE VIEWERS
>>211590803raped in early life which caused her to act sexually and do drugs, then went to rehab to clean up
it's a tale as old as time
>>211591089>dad said yes. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>211591088Get some sleep Jet.
>>211591079nice try, satan
>>211590970Good luck. Remember to drink plenty of water, take a walk outside and leave your phone in another room when you go to bed.
I trust you, anon. You can do it. There is a bigger world beyond the screen.
>>211590724All from her Ex's and the older men that groomed her I'm guessing
>>211591082Unless he pulls something out the bag yeah, although as long as it's profitable it'll keep going its obvious Sam doesn't care any more.
Yurobros, is Rachel the ultimate American?
>>211591105>namefagging on /r9k/christ
Sooooooooooooooo....what?
This is it? This is the whole season?
A bunch of nontent contestants (including Jin) just standing around and talking and fucking around?
Friendtank but retarded?
The first half of FamousHouse was amazing, and their casting for that was infinitely better.
This is a Trainwreck.
>>211590566What is the obsession with preppy college rapists? It's come across as magical thinking with how any guy they don't like is suddenly covertly horrible.
>>211591043lmao this dude fucked 2 unhygienic SEAs and decided to write all this
>>211591088Bedtime, dork.
>>211591109yeah I think so too fishtank needs to be spun off anyway and see if they can keep it going without sam and co
>>211591055aw shit here come the self inserters again let me guess taylor is evil because she dumped Tj
imagine being her child. the fucking horror
>>211591142Rachel is how I imagine every west coast american
>Rachel plans on having children
Those kids won't have a chance
Hey weirdos... How ya' doin'?.. it's been a while.
Johnny Neptune here. I just wanted to tell you jerkoff why I left. I abandoned this place because you dudes are an embarrassment. I simply couldn't take it any longer.
My son Jet and I moved in together (along with my wife Wendy) and we fucking LOVE our new place. We've been having a lot of laughs and enjoying this new chapter in our lives.
My son Jet is an excellent man. He's got a great job (they just promoted him to manager and he's only 19 years old)
Wendy and I are doing fine. We are both still clean from all drugs and alcohol for over a year now, and we continue doing animal rescues.
I thought it was hilarious when that r9k schmuck killed himself recently. What a loser.
And THATS the main reason I stopped coming to this fucking shit hole... your behavior is that of losers.
Fuck off
>>211591088"Back to basics" is code for TTS starting on day one so they make as much free money as possible, without concern over the quality. Famous House is the best idea they've ever had, and they could have utilized the 6 months they had after S3 to find a way to monetize the first part of Famous House before TTS is active.
>>211591162that hoe is the opposite of west coast
>>211591157She is evil because she fucked da gobwin and then accused tj of cheating
>>211591043No one outside of 4chan thinks asians are a prize
Jet is a 9/10 with a big dick
>>211591057>he'd become a janitor at her school if it meant they could be togetherOkay. now I'm convinced that Sam is suppressing the Marky stuff not for moral reasons but because he's embarrassed about having a cringe teenage-level relationship at 30 years old. The fuck was this nigga doing?
>>211591157dont reply to my posts (at all but especially not with irrelevant tjaylor shit and pictures of literal whos from famous house) but kill yourself immediately
>>211591172A woman that fat with shit health and obvious pcos can't get pregnant, don't worry. Even adoption is gonna be hard for her.
Please tell Rachel she is not friends with production. The delusion is crazy
>>211591158You'd be eating oreos and red bull for every meal. Disgusting.
>>211591110I never bought Crystal but I used to sell an 8 ball of coke to an old guy every other day (he sat in his apartment gooning to hardcore porn all day)
>>211591162ellie is every west coast american
This shit is RV Arc-level shit. It's not as bad as the day they spent in the motel with the one static camera facing the two beds, and it's not as good as them walking around Vegas. It's equivalent of them dropping in and out of service in the RV with an occasional interesting TTS moment, bizarre close-ups of people that we thought we knew what they looked like, and a lot of awkward filling-the-air conversation about nothing. I'd say it's the second worse that Fishtank has ever been. At least in the RV you had Sam and some production trying to lift people's spirits a bit, instead of seething like now.
based cavewoman keeping up her daily healthy routine
>>211591011Just Ben. Jet is so cooked. He looks like actual death. Maybe mints can find him a ftm to fuck
>>211591158>>211591172which anon will even want to have sex with this disgusting fat slob?
>>211591157i wish you'd self insert yourself in to a 4 foot long rat trap
anyone catch that omorashi leg going fucking crazy in the living room
the best part is all the girls jet is trying to fuck is gonna get spammed with his r9k faggotry lol
in trying to shut it down went full streisand
>>211591212>but I used to sell an 8 ball of coke to an old guy every other dayyoure such a fucking nigger lol
>>211591105People who "leave" 4chan just to come back and shit on it later are the worst. Reminder that this is how he views his past today and why Jin triggered him so much. He can't deal with the shame of being a complete faggot on the internet and until he does, he will always be a faggot.
>>211591021she thought he was going to hit on her but he was too chad
>>211591222>Maybe mints can find him a ftm to fuckIs someone going to tell this nigga about Mints?
>>211590631thatโs cool as hell dude you should chop the other one off so you can get the ones that make you run fast
does anyone really care Sam fucked a 16 year old slut? There is this verse in the Bible that goes like "who amongst us has not thought about fucking a 16 year old shall cast the first stone"
>>211590545The Rachel Ray show
>I have a show to be on
>back in her room after 10 minutes
im sure if jet emailed mr desuarchive he could get all his posts nuked
>a fat woman having milk poured on her head will go down as the apex of season 4
Freddy looking slick as fuck today
>freddie trying to impress the 18 year old
why are you guys always so angry and vitriolic, do you not have anything to be happy about in your life?
>>211591251nobody actually cares, people just want to embarrass sam about it
>>211591189I knew it was one of you tj fags lmao
BUSTED + retard + MOOGLED
Just got up, what did I miss this morning?
I feel bad about what an annoying fag i've been. Can we have a thread where everyone just posts screenshots of all the most dumbass things I've said?
photo--me with aaron paul b/c i'm rlly cool bitch
>>211591088serious reply though Daniel was an inspired choice and I hope he makes some kino even without Jin as his natural foil
>>211591251It is because he has ruined 3 peoples lives over a thought when he ACTUALLY DID IT.
>>211591223There's a market for Rachels.
>>211591205She is let's be honest
Jin was right she is the obvious plant
>>211591251I never got no 16 year old pussy, not even when I was 16 myself and now it's too late. I'm casting stones on dat nigga.
>>211591082I am mutuals with Mints and apparently Fishtank was inches away from being shut down by Sam last night. After Mints accidentally let the Marky TTS through Sam went down to the basement and berated him for being a โdumb gingerโ who wouldnโt even be there if it wasnโt for Jet and his paypig appeal. He then started to chew out Jet in front of the whole crew which was a huge blow to Jetโs ego. In the heat of the moment, Sam decided that Jin would be eliminated (it was originally going to be Daniel) since heโs an MDE hire (worked on previous projects) and can take over Mintโs sloppy work. According to Mints, everyone in the crew has been trying to get with Ellie since she arrived, especially Ben, but Aryeh isnโt a balding manlet, so it didnโt take long for him to get Ellie in the bathroom. It should be noted that Jet is the only one who hasnโt tried to get in Ellie's pants โ Mints says that he jerks off through his shorts (using the friction of his underwear) and doesnโt think anyone notices. However, he hasnโt done this for a couple days and they think heโs letting his penis heal because he wants to fuck Josie once she shows up. Anyway, Ben got incredibly drunk and started knocking on the bathroom door saying, โOnly one crew member can use the restroom at a timeโ. This was obviously very pathetic and Aryeh just told him to fuck off. Ben sat back at his computer and started dry heaving. Jet was also very drunk, but tried his best to console Ben. This is where shit got bad. Sam came back to the house unexpectedly and saw that Mints and Ben were the only ones manning TTS/autocam. He walked over to the bathroom, kicked the door open and walked away. Then he went over to Jet and just stood over him in complete silence. After what Mints said felt like an eternity, Sam just said โstrike twoโ and walked out of the house. Jet thinks he can save the show with Xavier, but everyone else thinks thatโs retarded
>>211591287Stop saying moogled, it's never going to catch on
why does the director spend so much time on Rachel holy shit kill me
>>211590882I don't understand do we have an archive of embarassing jet posting on r9k or is he just calling him autistic in general?
>>211591281yeah, jet being a little faggot makes me quite happy
>>211591223any american that wants to breed
>>211591259>im ready to dissolve into a statistic and become a number at this pointjet is waaaaaay too much of a pussy and egomaniac to EVER off himself lmao
>>211591287how does me saying not to reply to me with tj shit make you think im a tj fag and why are you taking so long to kill yourself as commanded and for that matter who the FUCK are you
>>211591251I wouldn't care but I also assume everything on the internet is made up, that it's all a show
>>211591242What is worse, claiming you're too cool for 4chan or using 4chan everyday for almost 20 years?
>>211591303they're obviously trying to make her the burt of this season
>>211591303she's the cash cow of this season
>>211591266I would hope so.
>>211591300reminder that the original version of this copypasta was never disproved
>>211591300What was going through Sam's mind here?
>>211591266Galaxy brain with a CCW? Good one
>>211591088Absolutely agree โ this is hands down the best *Fishtank* season yet. The "back to basics" vibe was 100% the right call โ no over-the-top twists, just solid casting and natural dynamics, and it's paying off big time.
Daniel is unironically carrying with his awkward scheming and deadpan delivery, Rachel's chaotic presence is perfectly unfiltered, and Freddy is peak /druk/ energy without being too much. Even the quieter moments are entertaining โ it's just comfy as hell to watch.
Production is *on point* this season too. The editing, the pacing, even the timing of the feeds โ theyโve clearly learned from past seasons and are in their prime now. All in all, this is shaping up to be an all-timer.
>>211591242hes arguably a much bigger fag now that he ever was back then, incredible really.
>>211590927She's going to peg him?
>>211590967what's even that embarrassing by his posts? It seems like he was just a typical 4chan sperg which everyone would assume anyway. Did he ever say anything pedophilic?
>>211591251the hypocrisy is unironically the worst part.
>>211591236white people sell drugs too dawgy and he was an addict long before he met me
>>211590986sam hyde and jet neptune disliked this post
>>211591303She talks to the camera
>>211591303This season, Rachel was the best they could do.
>>211591251There's also a verse in the bible about taking the plank out of your eye before the speck out of others, maybe Sam should read that one.
in my one short year, I've posted 15,422 times (including this post)
If you can do simple math, that comes to exactly 42.25205479452054 posts per day...
It's really no surprise that I'm the most beloved, popular, well known person in the history of the internet, let alone R9K's favorite poster...
I'll be signing autographs later backstage.
>>211591303They are retarded. It's also why 99% of the time the camera was on Burt in S3 and all the retards pretending to like S3 just talk about Burt all the time. The camera was almost never off him, it was the Burt exclusive camera and if you used it you missed out on everything.
The wiggers don't know what is happening in the house, they are just following Rachel and think she is the funniest shit.
>>211591355youre still a nigger and a degenerate
>>211591025cole walked so jin can sprint
>only female fish that works out of her own volition
will sam like her?
>>211591360why would you have that filename
>>211591219>>211591276any TTS? i can't keep this one up I already have 4 going
also LOL at angie with the "I'm not fat right?" an hour after the TTS saying to skip breakfast and she's fat and ellie is better
are women even real like are they even sentient?
>>211590481 (OP)I don't watch this shit but this lady is very attractive.
Rachel ate Vance. His carcass is inside her belly like an animal in a snake.
>>211591376You don't get an ass that nice without putting a lot of work into it.
>>211591315>>211591301I'm Klaus
I'm klaus
I'm klaus
I'm klaus
>KAW
>>211591351theres tons of weird dick picks and some other shit i cant remember but yeh its pretty fucking faggy
>>211591320No comment; but I empathically accept that I am a faggot.
>>211591380There is literally nothing happening in the house and the same was true for S3 most of the time.
>>211591360Jesus! Please spoiler Nina pics from now on. I don't need to see that.
>>211591387SAM YOU NEED TO GET OVER HERE NOW
>>211591374We saw all this in the season 1 threads. This is nothing new
Enough jet spergery. Let's discuss Ellie's hairy pussy and smooth, shaven armpits. Dampness levels of both? Smell status? Let's get this figured out.
>>211591251nobody actually cares outside of the blatant hypocrisy, but mentioning it obviously makes sam freak the fuck out so it's funny to mention. if he owned up to it, markyposting would disappear overnight
Jin was the first guy to make me laugh and screenshot for season 4. One of the girls took off their shoes and he leaned in for a better look/potential sniff.
>>211591390yes and you are a retard
>>211590986True, but the older the fish are the more prod risks picking another Jin like person whom they can't control
>>211591387they really are such complete wigger retards
Production (Sam, Jet. Mints etc) should just stay off camera completely. You suck and fuck everything up. Just throw a package into the room with stuff for them to do and let them figure it out.
>>211591303>>211591380Trvthnvke: Director Cam is the worst thing that's ever happened to fishtank and seriously damages the entire concept
It was more engaging when you had to manually control the camera to keep up with the action, and it forced you to pay close attention so you understood the fish faster
>>211591411What kind of an asian is she?
>>211591401>I'm KlausWhat did jezza mean this?
GOOD MORNING TV
ANOTHER KINO DAY AHEAD!!!
>>211591411Ellie gravure shoot challenge now
>>211591401awesome
drive your car very fast into a big pole
>>211591351it's a nothingburger people just love their stupid e-drama in these threads
So this is the phone it in season before Sam sunsets his relationship with Jet, right?
===ELLIE UPDATE===
she is currently anguished over the thought of actually doing something
>>211591421he was such an unabashed freak
>>211591387the nitrous is always the one calling the shots
>>211591438half korean
half viet
>>211591312why do brits pretend not to understand their own units?
that bitch ate two 170 lb americans
anyone else think mints is kinda cute?
>>211591386If I had an abo mommy Iโd workout everyday for her and be a good boy
Why has no one stolen Ellies shoes yet? It's been nearly a week
>>211591251on a personal and in-a-vacuum sense? difficult to fret too much because it was legal, and age gaps like that have existed for a long time so how mad can i really be? I can definitely say it feels somewhat predatory and manipulative, creepy I guess
however, the CONSTANT kvetching sam himself does over "creepy men" and pedophiles is rich considering he doesnt want anyone talking about marky ever. simmons, jin, ranting about ai "lowli (lol)", its just like, you dont have to simp for these people and things but just like, shut the fuck up lol. its hypocritical as fuck.
>>211591251because Sam fucked a 16yo chick when he was 29
but now when Jin (23) is merely jokingly saying that 16yos are hot, he flips his shit and forces him to leave
>Who is Barbara Streisand? Sam, who is that?
>>211591431they cannot help but insert themselves with their amazing top tier le epic cringe reddit moments
>>211591390no they arent, how have you not realized this yet in your 47 years on earth
>>211591469fuck off mints
>>211591387lmao at how everyone forgot about that throwaway line yet jet had to make a big deal and a scene about it
what a fucking idiot, lmao
who the fuck buys snack deliveries man
>>211591251I know norm was half joking when he said it, but we mean it 100%, its the hypocrisy that bothers everyone
>>211591469he walks like he pooped his pants
"director" mode only works when it's handheld cameras
>>211591469nicest tits/hips in the house
/ftl/, you are now in charge of the show. What do (You) do, and what direction do you take the rest of the season in?
and there goes Wrench. 6 left
they've started calling out ellie
i actually enjoy watching fishtank
this was the exact moment Jin said Jet was an /r9k/ poster
>>211591509bring back jin and act like nothing ever happened
>>211591281>do you not have anything to be happy about in your lifeno i don't
Any info on what TTSs they're filtering, other than the usual Markie posts?
>>211591387>ITS REALahahah holy shit, dude, if it were just some spastic nobody contestant mumbling about r9k under his breath a few times, it would have NEVER attracted this much attention. Good job Jet you fucking retard ahahahahaha
>>211591509burt and ian are your most likable contestants?
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we need more mints type stuff
>>211591436A better thing to use would be the sheep cam. You turn it on so it automatically switches to the camera with the most viewers. People on the sheep cam don't control what camera it switches to, only the people manually following the action.
Have some some little cooldown thing so the cameras don't constantly go back and forth become two cams get nearly identical view counts.
>>211591526Jet the closeted r9k user
>>211591469he should troon out
>>211591387first thing on 4chan I've enjoyed being a part of in like a decade kek
>>211591526>>>/wsg/5900157
>>211591526he also just keeps holding that expression and you can see hes internally seething
>>211591516Wait she's gone now too?
>>211591380S3 was very good until Alex left. Burt was funny here and there and the initial shock lasted about a week but the bit got old really fast and then they ran it into the ground.
>>211591540Cute squishy boy
>>211591387>jet will still blame jin for this and never learnwhat a sad sad fuck
>>211591509Average burtranny
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>>211591339I feel the same way this is hands down the best *Fishtank* season yet. The "back to basics" vibe was 100% the right call โ no over-the-top twists, just solid casting and natural dynamics, and it's paying off big time.
Daniel is unironically carrying with his awkward scheming and deadpan delivery, Rachel's chaotic presence is perfectly unfiltered, and Freddy is peak /druk/ energy without being too much. Even the quieter moments are entertaining โ it's just comfy as hell to watch.
Production is *on point* this season too. The editing, the pacing, even the timing of the feeds โ theyโve clearly learned from past seasons and are in their prime now. All in all, this is shaping up to be an all-timer.
>>211591519nigga looked fire with hair he shouldve leaned into the keith flint
>>211591281but of course, jet being anxious and embarrassing himself makes me happy
>>211591469i like his cake
>>211591300This is all true btw
>>211591526this was jets idubbbz "usually im the puppetmaster" moment
>>211591570are they both nontent?
I represent everything you are incapable of becoming...
while you sit in front of your lonely obsolete little computer, I'm sitting next to my wife, who is laughing at you right now...
My wife helps me fuck other women...
100% true.....
Absolutely unequivocally true
And you know it
And that literally Burns you up
Like I said it's completely understandable
Of course you hate me..... If I were you, I would hate me too...
>>211591514i remember when they first brought out the handheld camera on s2 and it worked for director mode (iirc that's what it was at the time) but the current version of director mode encourages a specific narrative which makes it less fun imo idk kinda defeats the purpose for me to have it running all day but i get it for yt restreams
>>211591509Begin a new all-day long challenge of all fish being tied to each other by their feet with about 2 feet of rope or chain between them. If Rachel objects then she is kicked off immediately and without any kind of sendoff like La'Ron was. Send in ONLY Ben to hang out with the fish for a while until the first Freeloader can arrive (completely new person who was not told the difference between fish and freeloaders), at which time Ben goes back in the basement and no production comes back upstairs until they figure out the next 15 (FIFTEEN) days straight worth of challenges, content, story-arcs, etc.
>>211591556s3 was perfect until alex left, burt was great but it still left that demotivated taste in my mouth for the rest of the season, that shit never goes away
>>211591509>sell jet's clothes and divide the money between drench and fred>tie jet and sam to a chair>tts spamming marky, hack blastard, tim heidecker and bret gelman won 24/7 for 5 weeks with the exception of friday evening where cole comes in and sings a couple songs
>>211591564hes legit dumb as fuck, you would have to be pretty fucking dumb to be jet and have any confidence in yourself
>>211591509They just need some incentive to do tasks, sabotage etc. that goes beyond the boring challenges. But we've been saying this forever. I don't understand why they aren't doing it.
>1 night out with the wiggers
>>211591387what's the backstory with jet and r9k? what'd the retard do
>>211591526best part is he was laughing at jin right before it
so has anything funny happened this season or no? haven't been watching
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Bless this mess
S2 was grim, but the grim levels right now might reach an all time high
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>daniel is going to be a whiney crying blankie-holding faggot for the rest of the show
>>211591615jetneptune.com
>>211591281I was quite happy until the wiggers fucked it up with their egos yet again
>>211591601director was cemented in bloodgames where it was the only logical/functional way to watch and they just kept using it
>>211591509First, I would have a plan for a โthemeโ for the season and I would also plan for daily activities and multi-day challenges. I would use the six months of prep time to prepare these ideas ahead of time, so that while the show was running I would not also need to be thinking of new ideas in the spot.
Next, I would cast contestants which the audience would enjoy watching and interacting with. Importantly, I would think about previous contestants on Fishtank and on similar shows, such as Big Brother, and think about what sort of contestant is engaging and what sort of contestant is boring or unenjoyable for most viewers. It is valuable to learn from my own and others past mistakes.
Third, I would remember that the show is not about me, Iโm producing a show and not starring in it.
Lastly, I would (assuming that Iโm Jet Neptune) jump into a large volcano full of hot lava.
>>211591592I dont hate you
>>211591025jin leaving removes all conflict in the house, what is there to work with now? Rachel rearranging her stuff in B3 for the hundredth time? they dont care about that anymore
>>211591609wonder what daddy would think if he knew his little high school girl was in a crazy house with bruises all over her without his knowledge!
feels like an impression challenge kind of day
>>211591622Could have been a showdown with Jin today but no
>>211591590this is fucking spot on, the wacky memester got memed on and he had to stand there in front of the girls like a little pussy only to seethe later on lol
>>211591620Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish
where is a clip/youtube timstamp of the moment Jin actually bitched out Jet to his face right in front of Ellie?
I want to see what rattled the wiggers so much they had to wait until daddy Sam showed up along with Luke as backup, like Jin is some kind of super-soldier
sam should continue trying to chill any mention of marky and jet should continue trying to chill any mention of his embarrassing r9k history. this surely will not keep resulting in streisand effect moments where people posting these things in crazy surges because of your spergouts
>>211591298I fucked a 19 year old when I just turned 21 so I don't feel like I missed out on fucking a teenager and at an appropriate time. older faggots going after younger girls is just too fucking easy and sleazy.
>>211591643this is way too accurate
>i lost my virginity to a sociopath
everyone is a sociopath according to her
daniel is too afraid to do anything now it was a great idea to mention they almost kicked him
bravo sam
>>211591251I dont care. But i do care that he feigns outrage any anyone that says anything similar
>>211591629yes and it's not necessary for most of fishtank
>>211591622>>211591646jin and daniel would've been boxing today
>>211591592Johnny seems pretty based compared to Jet Badson
Women like him for who he is and not because they're clout sharks like the girls Jet gets with
>>211591654https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750021986047610.webm
>>211591630>large volcano full of hot lava.Stopped reading here
dead show is dead
>>211591654it was literally just a few offhand comments, one in b2 while jet and sam were in the closet, another in the confessional with daniel
even worse when you realize THAT'S what they're mad about
>>211590986too old for Goran taste
>>211591251The truth is that sam is 40 years old and will never be Mr famous comedian rubbing elbows with Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe in Austin. The moment he appears with Joe Rogan the marky shit will shut that down immediately. Heโs โfriendsโ with Shane Gillis but even that probably isnโt a real friendship, plus Shane makes atleast 3 pervy jokes during his sets so he knows and doesnโt care about Marky lol
>>211591622well he needs Sam to come in and yell "DO SOMETHING, BE INTERESTING" without giving him any actual tips
>>211591615The guy was a known lolcow on /r9k/ for many years. Just a bottom of the barrel poster, total subhuman trash.
Think of the most annoying /ftl/ poster like a Cryokeen and Jet was worse than that and did it for more years. You can read all his posts in archives and this thing isn't even a sentient being. Just a total sperg subhuman retard. There is yet to be one contestant on fishtank who is worse and a bigger sperg than Jet.
Its unfair Freddy can eat and drink all day and barely move around and stay that skinny.
>>211591622what the fuck did you just say about me? i'm the cole of this house
>>211591320claiming you're too cool for 4chan
>>211591668yes and youre a huge faggot and im gonna rape your face
the real blow to jet was the fact that jin was exposing him to ellie, the little high school girl he casted bc he has a crush on her, fucking kek. the r9k is one thing but thats what rlly set him off
What are they doing to my abo wife in the basement?
>>211591310jetneptune.com its all there
>>211591530>>211591547Itโs going to get better bros. Iโm not going to advicefag you, but one day youโll have that something. Iโm rooting for you.
After I'm done taking this monster shit, I'm actually going to get some head from my wife.
The only real question is:
should I shower after I take this dump, or just go into the bedroom without even wiping my ass at all, and seeing if she smells my hairy shit-encrusted asshole while going down on me...
I'm inclined to go for the latter
>>211591679>jet and sami mean jet and ben kek, freudian slip
>>211591251The only people that care are shartoids and kiwitroons
Shartoids care because they're all like 15 and don't like the competition from older men
Kiwitroons are women
>>211591680not really, he had a crush on smaack who was like 31 or 32
>>211591664get out of my ear dude
>>211591662You must bend to the will of Rachel and absorb all her trauma or you lack basic human empathy. Classic energy vampire situation
>>211591691>whowd da fowk dihd u juhsd say aboud me? i'm da cowe of dihs hows
>>211591654he wasn't even trying to "own" jet. he was just saying a high school girl shouldn't be frequenting spaces that guys like jet frequent, which is objectively correct
she just throws shit on the floor, her ability to trash that room is impressive
Rachel shouting out Elisa Jordana and Andy Dick. Sheโs an ip2 wine mommy
>>211591615incredibly embarrassing posting history, posted his weird thin penis, attention seeking, called sam an alt-right sodomite, a lot of the kind of posts that would scare the hoes so to speak so he cant let any of the girls see that or it would damage his chances of fucking them which are near zero to begin with. its all very funny
>>211591682Bobby Lee fucked a 12 year old prostitute and regularly jokes about it
>>211591662shes just like you fags
>r9k tts now censored
That list of banned words is getting really long
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>>211591714>Kiwitroons are womenoh god it all makes sense now
>>211591387Google already preloads sam hyde after you type in Marky Thompson lol
>>211591691Its about being yourself which means catering to whatever the chat likes which is doing absolutely nothing and drawing zero attention to yourself lest you be called a pick me or try hard. He's actually a genius gamer
So, it's just the Rachel show from here on out? This is like Burt, except even more played out.
>>211591615he was a typical r9k tripfag dork under the name "hack_blastard"
would post about dumb shit, being an incel, dick pics, etc.
what gets to him the most is that it completely shatters the whole "detached coo guy" persona he's been putting on but nobody believed for one second anyway.
it's like Sam trying to escape being the art school nerd beta male by taking TRT and reading the hagakure. Like, dude you still obsess autistically about niche video/ graphic design stuff and know what the word chiaroscuro means.
check jetneptune.com for more info! :)
>daddy trump intervening and saving israel
>riots are nothingburger
>jet has already ruined fishtank
i'm bored
>>211591721uhm, jet is fucking cool and underground and hilarious and smart, and business savy and he's best friends with sam hyde and he's really fucking cool, have you even seen the clothes he wears? they cost thousands of dollars, thousands of dollars per t-shirt. he knows his fucking shit.
>>211591721No no, it was clearly meant to insult Jet, that's a very deep secret that no one knows. Jin wanted to derail and destroy the show and he would've probably markyposted if he had the chance. Also he would've raped all the women and that includes Mints. And he was a bad influence on Daniel too, I mean, he was making Daniel do things and we do not want that.
>>211591609why do girls bruise so easily
how am I supposed to beat my gf in private now
>>211591695>ruins your groomingJust how the game works jet~
in trouble with who? ScottSullivanMMA?
Claire said fearfully
>>211591289Yo mr neptune
Where the crystal at bitch
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:
LIL SAMBO MOOCHES OFF HIS ALCOHOLIC MOMMY
pic: my ex-wife (jets mother) on the left, about to do her first lesbian sex at an Atlanta rave, while all the ravers watched
>>211591732Queen of /ftl/
This is the funniest shit. Never let this die. Search r9k jet Neptune everyday multiple times per day from multiple devices and ips
We won
what the FUCK is ellie on about
has anyone made a "do it for her" sign this season yet?
>>211591699thanks bro even though i don't believe in it myself it did made me feel better for a microsecond
>>211591766perverts rule the world
>>211591374had no idea who you were til this thread and will forget later
>>211591777PFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>211591025The Jin situation is actually so much worse than the Cole situation. There's zero ambiguity about it, and you can't cope by saying "Jin left, he wasn't kicked, we want him back!" Jin didn't want to leave, he was having fun and was starting to drive conflict in the house before he was unceremoniously kicked off screen without being given an official reason. They couldn't even come up with a bullshit rigged elimination challenge. It's just Jet's fragile ego getting in the way of running an entertaining show, again, again, again.
>>211591608This is the thing that still baffles me. They did a ton of challenges in season one and there was always something going on in that sense even if it was really small.
In season 2 they gave up ever giving the fish anything to do and now just do maybe one challenge a night and that's it. It really doesn't make sense to me since this is the most critical issue with the show, the fact that there's 22 hours of downtime. It's as easy as giving them a board game with a cam set up over the table, or giving them a challenge that lasts more than 10 minutes i.e. in the next 24 hours steal from this contestant, or for 24 hours you're going to imitate another fish. Whatever dumb shit, it takes two seconds of thought to come up with something. Even if it's retarded, something is better than nothing.
holy shit they forgot about him
>comes to back to flirt with Mizzy
>gets rejected
>pants fall down
>sounds like an SJW over "nigga"
>gay nigger harasses you and you run away
Has anyone had a more humiliating exit?
>>211591721once jet heard r9k he tuned out and panicked, total seething Jin would own him in front of the girls lol
>>211591773payton on the right
>>211591526he said it before this in the kitchen and afterwards in confessional
>>211591519he looks offensively jewish
>>211591721You would be lucky to frequent the same spaces as Jet, retard
Is it finally hitting her that this is all stupid bullshit?
>>211591774he's not based. He cucked out to Bill Ottman within like 2 hours.
>>211591774HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you guys wont be laughing when jet owns up to the r9k posts and points out that it was a long time ago and he was young and foolish
>>211591387gg is today going to be a nuclear meltdown?
>>211591810Not even Fred Fuchs can save this shit show
>>211591673lmao it's even worse cause jet only piped up to m'lady for the asian girl by being like "errrmm you hekcin jerk what about her personality?" LOL honestly this moment alone justifies s4 existing
>the google autofill for r9k is real
wow, my fucking sides are gone
>>211591755It works for Hyde though, Neptroon is a fat little baby.
>>211591721lmao i can see why they thought they had to kick him. dude actually had a backbone and thats a no-no as a man around sam and co.
wild how they (rightfully) had the whole grandstand arc about the gay drag guy last season saying you need to have strong character, say the things that others are afraid to say, and standup for whats right
but the moment you turn that on the crew and say "hey maybe you shouldn't actually be monetarily rewarding and encouraging highschool girls to embarrass themselves on the internet for all eternity while trying to fuck them at the same time"
>>211591509Worst list Iโve ever seen. Actually abysmal.
I end the season, apologize, and announce that Jet Neptune is no longer with the company. A few months later I start a new iteration of the Famous House concept. The Fishtank reveal is done via them finding Jetโs beaten and raped body chained in a hidden room that opens at the end of week 2. Camera access to this room is available via a $199 XL Season Pass.
>>211591825its finally hitting her that she has no personality without being online 24/7 and no phone
we are always right. what the fuck is there to do now without Jin? so stupid man
>>211591823go to the confessional room and shake your titties for us, mints
>>211591825It just isn't the same without Jin
>>211591760>cryokeen was poop posting againis there an easy way to cut off cryo island from the internet
>>211591803They would give the fish challenges and things to do if they were worth it, but they all fucking suck. They don't deserve it. All they deserve is one or two humilliation rituals each night and that's it.
>>211591735Yeah wasnโt that the Tijuana shit? Bobby Lee was always a household favorite bcuz of MAD TV
>>211591833He would gain respect if he did that which means he won't
>>211591721He got underneath boss baby's skin so badly that he couldn't even sleep that night. That's fucking embarrassing.
God, I'm so fucking bummed out. WE WAITED OVER HALF A YEAR FOR THIS SHIT!!!! It's a fucking dogshit season. Already deemed unwatchable and not even a fucking week in. I watched S1 the entire time without getting bored of it aside from some of the RP segments. I watched all of S3 until the RV trip. Even the shitshow that was S2 I made it about 2 weeks before getting bored.
I was looking forward to having some entertainment for the next 5 weeks and now I've got nothing to do except wait another 6 months I guess...Fuck you Jet you fucking thin-skinned pussy.
>>211591854Shes an 18 year old girl. Having no personality is a good thing
>>211591806mogged jet on his gay ass show tho
>>211591802meanwhile all he did was mention r9k and Jet spilled his spagetti
wiggers always lose
>>211591802This. We're just watching the wiggers nosedive their own work straight into the ground on repeat because their massive egos can't handle anything other than complete subservience. You now understand that canceling World Peace and being blacklisted from mainstream entertainment was justified. You now realize that Charls was right. You now realize that Tim Heidecker was right.
>>211591877wow you are so different and cool eat up that yummy slop yum yum
Someone should try to find a way to get past tts censor and get Rachel to mention r9k or markey, tell her that's how she gets productions attention.
If she does it she isn't a plan, if she doesn't do it she is a plant
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>what's fun...?
The state of zoomers
>>211591865>this time last week he was crashing out and posting pictures of him raping his sam hyde clay statue with a purple dildo clay statue>now he's back to fanboying
>>211591868Maybe an unpopular opinion, but part of growing up is realizing MAD TV was only funny because you were 10.
>>211591865You are easily worse than him junkie
>>211591803After Jimmy left for good it was boring as fuck. I liked Jimmy but now looking back i only liked him bcuz it was funny watching him freak out and sperg
>>211591889>nowI've known that since the beginning. I still torture myself because Fishtank has a lot of potential and there are funny moments every season but it could be so much more if it wasn't for how faggy they are
>>211591894zoomers are mindbroken if you take away their phones, its a sad reality
>>211591894Theres literally nothing to do in the house besides fucking with people's stuff.
I dont know about you but dumping milk is not entertaining
Look at Ellie. She knows she is leaving soon because her contract runs out.
I've only watched a few hours this season, what's the general impression of this season so far?
Looks like there's some funny stills but idk what's going on r n
Hangman swords tournamewnt to repair the vibes
NOW
>>211591916I would enjoy watching her dump milk on Rachel's stuff
anyone up for some white noise?
https://x.com/WHALESDUDE/status/1934746108476961224
>>211591916Saving up 30 days of cum to dump on Ellieโs head
>>211591916you can build a fort
>>211591509Have Rachel escorted out by a fake SWAT team.
Bring Jin back
Replace Rachel with a random retired cop who has no idea what the show is about, just get the first one who gets back to you, gender doesn't matter either will be funny
Force them all to do two daily confessionals
In the confessionals give Jin and Freddy little spy cameras to plant in the girls' rooms or hold, give them like two each, they can only take pictures though on a five minute cooldown but can be triggered remotely, so they have to act on instinct or guesswork if they hide them and take pics remotely
they can win money for pics of the girls
tell the cop and aryeh in their confessions that you're concerned some of the contestants may be creeping on the women and will pay them for any cameras they find or any pervs they catch taking pics
warn users you won't let through any TTSes talking or hinting about this and actually don't
tell Daniel only about the whole gimmick, offer him money for either thing he does, give him only one camera, and forbid him to tell anyone else and just watch as he decides out of morality or convenience
all further challenges carry the penalty of the loser having to wear a red bikini for the rest of the show
in addition to whatever penalty but the first time around they won't know that
give ellie fishbucks based on how much/good content she produces each day but take fishbucks from her every day she makes NO content
give fishbucks to direnc for every man she secudes into kissing her (she's a whore anyways)
give angie fishbucks for every drama she manages to cause
release 3 pigs into the fish tank label them 1 2 and 4 but they are actual cute pink piglet plushies, not Rachels
offer fishbucks jackpot to whoever finds all 4
and then do spacetank after two more weeks
>>211591764vitamin D deficiency
>the idea of a hot asian teenager flicking the bean in the shower is "horrifying" to kiwifarmers
>>211591925laziest on yet
>wake up
>tune into the 'ol tank
>the hog is nuzzling about on the floor
Ahh, right where I left her
>>211591859gigantic chigger fag damiel got completley owned by Jin
>>211591850I like it. Think of all the โtorture Jetโ fishtoys.
>>211591825Imagine being a high schooler then living with a bunch of fucked up adults for your last summer break. This will definitely fuck her up mentally, or itโll make her become a better person.
I hope she leaves soon so i have zero reason to tune in
>you now realize no matter what happens Daniel will turn into Jimmy 2.0 and will stream to 15 people regularly while kissing production's ass on twitter
Will they bring in a freeloader to fill Jin's place?
>>211590835i know marky and sam IRL and can confirm that this anonymous 4chan greentext story is all true and that every anonymous 4chan post written about sam is FALSE and DEBUNKED with NO EVIDENCE!
>>211591774>I just.. um really like the whole daddy dom role-playing thing, like um, the way she goes around... acting like a hyperactive little girl, but underthhesrfus she's really like... super promiscuous and sexual, like the way she displays her body, she's like, a little slut, and uh, I like to imagine I'm like, the big daddy dom, where I can, like you now, punish her, like she's my little plaything, and she can act all innocent with her cute little voice, while I can like get rough and rowdy, like, S&M type shit, ha ha, yeah>*fist pump*
>>211591806>using the term SJW in 2025
WHAT ELLIE IS GOING TO FUCKING DO SOMETHIIIIINGG?????
>freddie is too normapilled and already pining for the outside
>daniel said he was cracking and wasnt going to make it three days
>ellie is getting bored and aware this shit is all fake and gay
>angie is only here because of her abusive boyfriend
>arye is buckbroken from spongebob incident
rachel and wrench will be the final showdown
>>211591878hahaha he couldn't sleep
d-don't test me bro I'm serious
>>211591973What word are people using now
>>211591626that's pretty funny that someone bought that domain for his posting history kek
I forgot Arye was still in the house. I think he's in a genuinely catatonic depressive state he's usually the first one up
>>211591924Yep like I predicted. That's why she was stressed 20 minutes ago and using a stress ball
Drench idk why she is down there
>>211591806Jon and Alex B
>>211591777>>211591910lmao
googling this each and every time now
If my dad posted on 4chan I would kill myself without a doubt
>>211591960Yes you are you spam 24/7 and are the unfunniest nigger here
>>211591251I don't care but anyone involved in fishtank moralfagging about fucking teenagers is a hypocrite for this reason
>>211591946i miss this whore
>>211591892I look and talk like this.
>>211591251I actually never thought of that. There is no human under the age of 18 that I've ever fantasized about because I'm simply not into that. Even in high school I don't think I even fantasized about fucking the girls, I fantasized about having a gf. I did however fantasize about fucking the teachers that were hot all the time. Even in 4th grade I thought the new 3rd grade teacher was hot. Ok now, if it's an anime character then yeah I've been looking at hentai since I was like 10. But never ever a real person. It's completely different though.
>>211592059Happy Trowa Tuesday!
>>211592038Same
>>211591916she should piss on the floor in room 3 while rachel is gone after she steals all the fishbucks
>>211591386Unless Sam has said otherwise I canโt imagine has positive opinions about women working out outside of keeping their weight down.
>>211590481 (OP)any clips of jinn shit talking? i missed it all
>>211592002Why would she be stressed? If shes just there on contract why would she care shes about to leave and if she wants to stay she can just stay?
>>211591251No people only care because it makes Sam look bad and annoys him. No one else really cares. Marky was a slut at that age anyway.
>>21159125116 is legal in the civilized world. I hate Sam for other reasons.
>>211590518I just watched it. She doesn't explain it at all. Either does cucumber. Absolute cowards.