Hack Blastard edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Rachel said she was RAPED, went through a "trans phrase," and plans to have children
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Jin wasn't given an official reason for his elimination - Sam, Jet and Ben didn't even talk to him
-- Jin believes he was kicked for mentioning Jet's /r9k/ usage, and "talking shit about production"

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Previous: >>211591938

I think Drench might have the best Fishtank bum ever

But we need her to recreate some classic Bex scenes to make sure

ever noticed these two things?

1: the girls in high school weren't fucking guys their age, and instead were fucking men....

2: you never see females (young or old) complaining about this issue... Never... It's ONLY guys that can't get any pussy that get so 'indignant'....

luke confirmed in the basement by jin
why the fuck aren't they using him? people would love to see luke.

>Save me

>>211593544 (OP)
Sam cucked the content because Jin brought up the bastard child he doesnt take care of

>>211593589
Old women definitely complain about guys fucking 18 year olds

>>211593598
think he was the white shark yesterday

>sam didnt acknowledge jin
>everyone ignored him but luke
>they just shot the shit until cowboy came in and turfed him out

>>211593598
would take all the attention away from jet and he cant have that

ELLIE IS DOING CONTENT!
(Albeit just being included into content Direnc is ringleading)

>>211593589
tell the class about the flash of light from Jet's mother's womb—it's a kairosynchronicity I urge you to accept

>>211593598
He helped Rachel carry her luggage to her room

>>211593598

jet doesn't want the girls to fawn over Luke

>luke confirmed in the basement by jin
why the fuck aren't they using him? people would love to see luke.

Is Luke really that broke he has to work for minimum wage controlling the cameras in the basement

>>211593644
nobody is watching

>>211592468
You're forgetting MDE fanbase are a bunch of pearl clutching tradcath LARPers who will absolutely and literally shit their pants if they find out their surrogate daddy fucked a teenager in his late 20s.
Do you not remember all the "18 YEAR OLD CHILD" posts when Ellie revealed to be 18/a high schooler? A lot of them weren't joking
>>211593589
>you never see females (young or old) complaining about this issue
Couldn't be more wrong, old women are the number people to sperg out about young girls getting with older men. Hell hag feminists literally created age of consent laws, you retard

>"im gonna start creating chaos around the house"
>things start getting stolen and they're found hin her bedroom
are they really this retarded?

>>211593644
omg so much content

>shitting on IP2
trvthnvking /ftl/ now too

>Tayleigh should be beaten in the head with rocks
>Immediately jerked off to the wrench's cam shows
>They just huff galaxy gas and make shit up on the spot
>Jet was too scared to speak to him before he left
>No one wants to watch Sam Hyde's fatass workout
>The wiggers are retarded but they aren't retarded enough to kick Daniel already
>They only gave him $200
>Jet's sister is hot
>I don't even know what I did, I didn't even mention that Jet posted his dick on r9k
>Frank Hassle sucks and is going to come in and pour milk on people

>>211593652
faggot simp

COLETRAIN BABY

>>211593652
>that many non-tank images

yikes

>>211593663
>18 year old bug eyed gook
yes

I hope they dont try to blame Ayre

he's too pure and autistic

>jet stayed up all night seething about Jin, saying I dare him to hit me etc
>when he does get kicked Jet isn't there, despite the basement being tiny and Jet having no where else to be
my sides

>>211593657
he is Sams personal assistant

@jet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n5IrTU6mU

YOU SHOULD BE WATCHIN' ME
YOU SHOULD FEEL THREATENED
WHILE YOU SLEEP, WHILE YOU CREEP
YOU SHOULD BE THREATENED
EVERY TIME YOUR LADY SPEAKS
SHE SPEAKS TO ME, THREATENED
HALF OF ME, YOU'LL NEVER BE
SO YOU SHOULD BE THREATENED BY ME

>>211593653
It's the right call, the contestants would like to see him to much, which is also why they can't bring in past freeloaders, they shouldn't even have sam there.

>>211593678
beast mode

Jin is a pickme.

/ftl/ activity continues to climb in the wake of Jin's elimination, we're now approaching average S3 levels which is impressive considering /tv/ activity is in general lower than it was before S3

Will the trend keep up tomorrow? We'll see.

>>211593598
>people would love
That's the first issue. sadly luke is a wigger whipping boy now

who's the "new white guy" from the youtube thumbnail

angie is crying again
CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211593650
>your content, saars

holy shit ellies legs are so bruised

What the fuck are they
complaining in b2?

Of course every word she saying is true... All women feel this way....

Everything is true except at the end when she mentions older men... 10 years older than her or even older and how that grosses her out....

If she actually feels this way then she's the exception to the rule

I've never met a hot young chick that wasn't attracted to an older man

It starts in high school when Auburn 15 and 16 year old girls are having sex with college guys. It continues into their twenties when they're screwing 30 and 40 year old men, and by the time they're Thirty theyre having sex with 60 year olds...

Sorry

It's a fact

Females are always looking for a bad father figure

>>211593716
Who gives a fuck

>it was staff

Literally every mysterious conflict ends with them coming to this conclusion. Nothing can ever happen when everyone is aware

bill ottman creating a true crime podcast about jets r9k egirl murder victim

>>211593697
I can imagine Jet saying "hold me back I'm going to see red when he comes down"

>>211593706
>the contestants would like to see him to much
Yet another reason using fans as fish is a colossal mistake.

>Jin gone
>Rachel always in her room
>Aryeh sleeping 12-14 hours a day
Not even a week in, and we're down to 5 active fish. How do the wiggers do it?

>>211593678
I knew Jin ruled but now I know why the wiggers fear his power
The samurai

>>211593703
>>211593652
>ellie has all tank images
the waifuwars have begun

>jet vacated the basement when jin was kicked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWABOTY

>>211593678
based

Daniel status?
I heard he was pulled into the basement and I cant find him

>>211593724
ellie and direnc are stealing angies stuff and pretending to find it in their room in an attempt to frame someone else

>whoa what if we stole a destroyed plush and hid it for five minutes? IMAGINE THE CHAOS!
Is this what the show's always been like or what?
First time watcher

>>211593678
holy based

Why is Angie fake crying over being hated?

>>211593724
ellie told direnc about her hiding crackerjack so they worked together to trick angie into thinking somebody is trying to frame them both

I've seen enough Jet, send them in

Fakest reaction ever from Angie
>>211593660
>>211593664
then why are you posting?

kek

Incoming Jin seethe dox in the thread (Not that it matters, he's in fucking Japan kek)

>>211593735
Johnny had it all figured out

>>211593598
luke was way cooler when he was this mysterious jovial artist guy, but now I realize he's just another guy that wants to suck daddy sammy's dick and gets half of his personality from fuentes and he's kinda stupid and not in an endearing way

>they were very nice to me down there

The jet love quest continues

i just started watching and now i understand why people hate Angie
She's cute but should really stop the sympathy farming shit

Why is Angie crying?

>>211593709
Because this shit season is still better than "OMG guise they totally believe the cameras aren't live! XD Also no once knows who sam hyde is"

Guys black people are so annoying and immigration sucks haha

>>211593747
>ay yo hes been mad testin me fr

>>211593753
its honestly comical, I cant believe its this bad already

>>211593644
we're watching jin nigga

jet was in the bathroom when jin was kicked

>literally bringing them in every morning to tell them what to do for the day

>all i can do now is jerk off to the girls pictures
hes ME
hes ME

why the fuck this bitch crying in the living room?

>>211593804

Post yfw you've given $0.00 to Fishtank

>>211593774
no but it's kinda working since angie is so fragile

keep forgetting he's still there
nigga needs a redbull
maybe two

>>211593811

>Jet is a coward

Can't say I'm surprised

>>211593678
he's very based for biding his time and lurking these threads a while before going live

>>211593753
Even calling Daniel or Ellie active is a stretch. It's the Freddy and Direnc show, with a side show in Rachel's room. It's a special cast!

>>211593774
yes but it escalates to...

>>211593678
actual king of fishtank not kidding

Two hour goon sesh or assemble my new Dreadnought? Anything beats this content.

>>211593818
>>211593804
Ellie hid the plush skin that Jin cut up yesterday, for all of 10 minutes.

I speak for everybody when I say that we all love Angelina, and Ellie. Simple as.

>>211593678
>wrench's cam shows
where at?

>>211593831
ive given them thousands in idias

>>211593804
Production brought her into the basement to tell her to have a fake crashout for "content" most likely

>>211593764
I'm not even surprised, he was exhausted by pathetically seething all night about it

>>211593783
>>211593769
Woah what a sick plan

Short temper. Actual fucking freak. Ugly. Not funny.

>>211593782
they told them to, confessional is just their script for the day

Joopy on top

>be right there just gotta rummage through my things a bit and stop at the bathroom

"IM WITH THE FBI" HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>211593782
BPD tears, this is like the fifth time she's done it

>>211593804
because she's learned through her life that it gets her attention

>>211593657
Luke said the nigga word on one of the biggest reality shows on television. He can't get work anywhere else.

>>211593804
she gets really excited when she's happy and she starts crying when she's sad.

...

>>211593763
both of those were made by me

>>211593861
jin is incapable of not being based

>who the fuck self-inserts as jimmy? he's a bigger creep than me. go fuck dogs retard

i kneel

>NOOOO production can't kick me off the show for bringing production personal life into the camera

what did he think was going to happen

>>211593861
wow forgot about this photo
what an embarrassing thing to exist
holy shit I hate it

>>211593799
it is a bummer but what actually intelligent person would hang around the wiggers

Are they going to kick Rachel?

jin hates cole and thinks he quit. how will you pathetic self inserters deal with this

>who the fuck self-inserts as Jimmy? he's creepier than me he would actually do that stuff irl
>short temper
>actual fucking creep
>ugly
>annoying
>not funny

>>211593877
Bizarre

A whole contestant change when. They really flubbed this season up

>>211593873
>jin not triple S
lol

What just happened there, was Ellie tasked with doing something while she was in the basement by pretending to plant something on herself? Did it backfire? I'm confused

>>211593889
Talk a walk, Mints

queen of /ftl/

>>211593813
>punishing the audience for liking season 1 so they bring back the most annoying part

>>211593876
and then he said the nigger word on fishtank

did many people notice Sam spending half of the human centipede challenge repositioning himself constantly and just staring at Ellie's body from behind? he didn't even attempt any comedy he was just staring at her like Jin lol

it was so obvious he was craning his neck just to keep her in sight... and in the same house that he moral panic'd Simmons over nothing. it's all so fake & gay

>>211593793
Unironically Neptroon was scared of the competition, the r9k comment was just what really sealed it

>>211593889
tripfag if youre going to post again hack_blastard

THE HOG MADE IT DOWNSTAIRS

>>211593844
>buys the mini fleshlight made for small dicks specifically
>XL condom

wow, you totally fooled me anon. you must be huge

>>211593887
he was too powerful for the tank

Jins a faggot just like that whore Cole

>>211593774
The first week is always petty forced bullshit as the weaker contestants get phased out. It starts getting interesting around the 2nd week, usually peaking around the 3rd. Then it crashes out hard for 2 weeks before amping up for the finale (or in the case of Season 3, a wet fart).

Hang in there, maybe just watch recaps for the first week

>>211593907
Jesus christ you people are so suggestible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlYWBXBQNo

skip to 7:07

>>211593889
you posting on a website isn't personal life
unless youre terminally online

How would you rate the following fan bases from most to least annoying?
>TJ
>Cole
>Burt
>Jin

cool clods live iykyk

>>211593921

has anybody called daniel out for walking around with a blanket like cole and tj yet

>>211593931
mints please just go topless when you come up from the basement

>>211593860
well it made her cry for ten seconds and is making her think more that people don't like her so it kinda worked

>>211593907
jin was fairly boring
idc what happens off the tank

>>211593616
Society would be nothing without older women. Respect ur elders you internet cretin.

>>211593931
Cole is based. Jin is a faggot

>>211593932
This is something AB would post

>>211593898
I agree with him
Jin was tricked into going into the basement, Cole was whining about quitting since the reveal and just packed his shit without questioning anything

>>211593598
too busy licking sams rim and then glancing at him for approval whenever he says anything

guy has zero real opinions, just try hards whatever social situation he's in, the fact he went on big fucking brother says it all

>>211593932
What show have you been watching, S2 and S3 were dead by week 3.

?

Using the s1 house again is so pathetic. Wiggers trying to relive their glory days (2 years ago before we all realized the extent of their retardation))

>"HACK BLASTARD, JOHNNY NEPTUNE, CIARA HORAN, MARKY THOMPSON, BIG PURPLE, EDDIE"
HOLY...

>>211593889
stfu jet everyone hates you

>>211593951
theyre faggot quitters tho

>>211593946
-Sam
-Jet
-TJ, Cole, Burt, Jin

>>211593946
>Jin
>Burt
>Cole
>TJ

>>211593946
>Burt
>TJ
>Cole
>Jin

>>211593936
when jet says "gay little 4chan talk" he's actually talking about his past self that he's so ashamed of, and that's sad

Not only have I had TONS of them, chances are I've fucked the ones you'll all want

...girls dig older men

Don't fool yourself

If you think chicks dig Chad, you're an idiot

Chicks dig mean, violent, older assholes

Old as in : old like me

Like their father, who's experienced in life, but will verbally and sexually assaulted them with complete disregard...

Too bad for you

>>211593889
He thought it worked like Mormon handshakes where if he says the right buzzwords they give him the special Wonka ending he deserves and he gets to be Sam's Nipoonese buttslave.
Also who the fuck is this guy?

>>211593969
Jins replacement, will he be content or just another autistic mute

content queen

>>211593946
It's just recency bias to think Jin has a fanbase. His 3 day stay was irrelevant

>>211593969

>>211593589
Number 1 is so fake lmao

>>211593938
same type of nigga to complain about other people being too sensitive will start seething because someone politely asked him to step aside cus he's blocking the way lol

>get the hog's fish bucks now
>everyone immediately gets up

they gave rachel a snack box? lmao

>>211593653
this is why

>jin unceremoniously kicked, jet couldn't even do it himself
>aryeh yapping immediately got old and he sleeps in bed most of the day
>ellie is the definition of nontent
>rachel isn't even a real contestant and is only there to farm TTS hate
>daniel stopped doing things because he's paranoid he's going to get kicked for "being annoying" like jin was
>angie is a pick me retard that only does things when TTS tells her to
>only entertaining fish to watch are freddy and direnc, and freddy's entertainment factor is mostly when he's begging for alcohol or already drunk

>>211593977
reality
>jet r9k

>>211594000
nobody knows

>>211593969
Looks like a wigger.

>>211593996
You're making me feel bad for Jet

>>211593678
The king.

So they didn't kick Daniel OR Angie.
They think Rachel did the animals with the production somehow maybe because she's so dumb she's pretending not to know where production is.
But it takes suspicion of the other two girls who are guilty.
The TTS reminds Ellie about the fishbucks so if she finds them with TTS helping and shares with Angie they got away with it and hate Rachel more.
This might be the first actual content of the day.

>>211593946
three of these don't exist outside ftl so i don't find them annoying

>>211593678
Fishtank is completely and totally destroyed. It's over. Jet Neptune destroyed a million dollar franchise.

>>211593925
who is using condoms with a fleshlight
do americans really?

>>211594000
im trynna get head from him

stealing fatties fishbucks?

>>211594038
>i fuck up everything

>>211593899
>how can you love that

NO TAKE ALL THE FISHBUCKS YOU COWARD MORALFAGS

>>211593946
>Burt
>Jin
>Cole
>TJ

>>211593958
link?

>>211594004
the hip to waist ratio is so crazy

>>211593938
spiritually black

>>211594044
They have mutilated penises

they keep fucking people over with how much they pay out who the hell would ever join this shit in the future

>>211593889
They just made Rachel cry yesterday because they let through TTS about her real life friend who was murdered

in 4 seasons it has never been more over

>They lost the reddit audiance
Holy shit. IT's actually over

>Ellie is nontent
>Ellie does nothing
Apologize

>>211594084
Indians

mondotrannies in full damage control mode on these threads

Who are the three most overrated Fish of all time?

https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV92zXn3

>>211593949
His hapa baby mama KITTY SHINOZUKA is seething right now

>>211593895
I would

>>211594084
Desperate women, the contestants they want.

>>211594084
They have never been consistent with the payments. Burt got less than he should've, Alex got nothing and most people get more

>>211594088
>Ur fit goes nuts

>>211593946
>Burt
>Huge power gap
>The other three

Is director cam audio way off for anyone else?

>>211593969
they better have him as fish

>>211594103
correct answer is Luke, Burt, and Vance btw

>>211594084
they cast literal retards it does not matter

Lol sure

Interesting that you have a 'magical knowledge' about my existence

What's my middle name ?

Where was I born ?

Describe Kaitlyn's breasts

(she was the 15 year old who raped me when I was 48)

See ?

NOTHING = what you know

Sam is a gay man, why would he creep on Ellie

why the FUCK doesn't the fredster have an ice cold coors light in his hand right now?

>>211594095
NOT SO FAST JINCEL

>Rachel murdering her friend be like

She won't even notice the missing fishbux her room is a constant mess and she spends all day rummaging her luggage around

imagine

>>211593946
Burt
Tj
Cole
Jin

Yes good bit. Take the Fishbucks she has stated multiple times are worthless instead of actually fucking with her shit. Very good bit.

Asians always steal.

>>211593678
Jin rhymes with King

>>211594084
reminder that they paid alex $0 until Sam intervened and told them to pay him out weeks later.

>>211593598
Luke sold out for sam not interested in what he has to say or do

>First season an old house is re-used
>First season we have a cast smaller than the last
>First season someone got kicked for vaguely being "annoying"
>First season even reddit hates

>>211594135
Why aren't they all getting trashed on vodka every night

>>211594079
what are they wearign?

Bros somebody said Ellie dropped her favourite anime, which is it? Help a nigga out

>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
>WE BRING UP EMBARASSING PERSONAL INFORMATION OF THE CONTESTANTS AND USE IT TO GET REACTIONS FROM THEM
>THE CONTESTANTS
>NOT THE STAFF
>STOP BRING UP THE NUMEROUS EMBARASSING THINGS THE STAFF HAVE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO

>>211594136
still don't understand how these people don't get that jin being a shameless incel was part of the charm

>>211594141
its fucked up that they left her facing in a way that the ptz couldnt see her

>>211593831

>>211593946
>>211594118
The only good answer.

>>211594165
Kill yourself

>>211593598
what could he possible do?

>>211593969
>jet brings another one of his cousins to the show, but this time as a contestant
just mercy kill it already

>>211594157
Ellie is 12 and still in school

>>211594165
FLCL

>>211594146
>believing anything the hog says
She says she doesn't care a lot and clearly does. Like when TTS was talking about her dead friend then one came in reading the article

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXE_XXty_c&pp=ygUXbWlsZXMgYWhlYWQgbWlsZXMgZGF2aXM%3D

>>211593678
The Jew fears the Samurai

The pay thing is another example of the wiggers being so retarded that they don't understand their own show. The prize was already so pathetically small compared to what you're giving up by being on the show, but it was enough that moron NEETs and truly desperate people would bite. Now that you might not get paid at all, even if you single handedly carry an entire disastrous season of this shifty show, that fundamental aspect is lost and now it's just petty and spiteful.

Honest question, how much longer does Rachel have?

She's crashing out every 30 minutes, but she seems like such a stuck up narcissist to stick around long term just out of spite.

>>211594165
Boku no Pico

>>211594153
Yeah but notoriously not paying out contestants and threatening them by saying all the Fishbucks are worthless and there is no prize is a great way to motivate people. Especially people who are aware you're a scammer.

>>211593662
Truth be told, you're a kid until 26. And some people get traumatized to never mentally get there.

>>211594185
I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>>211594086
She's not production. When the power dynamic / fear of production is undermined the show turns to shit.

>>211594155
Jet has been pocketing the budget to spend on a massive Onlyfans addiction

>>211594136
>those of us who get laid could never
they talk so faggy lol.
you can just picture him smirking and crossing his arms while he says that.

>>211594181
deliver shit
do what ben does
he's production, retard.

>>211593977
qrd on eddie?

>>211593850
bestcam.tv/7452

>>211594188
I can already tell he's nontent

New White Guy is coddled nontent

>>211594170
>personal stuff too far
>*doxxes Cole

>>211594165
Wicked City

how does the oldest girl and youngest get along the easiest?

>>211594155
>First season someone got kicked for vaguely being "annoying"
Jinfags once again exposing themselves

>>211594038
It would be sad if it weren't so pathetic and egotistical. Bringing back Jin and having an actual conversation with him about boundaries would fix the show.

>>211594188
spoilers

kicking jin has to be the gayest thing production has ever done right?
he literally did nothing wrong, he would of toned down the character if they told him

>castrated cuck faggot shuffling around the house like a recently fucked sissy in his bridal veil
>refuses to even take the free fishbuck stolen from rachel
wasnt this your guy?

>>211594097
AB:
>Ellie in a sense of cringe desperation to produce anything interesting to watch, decides to steal fishbucks from the bullied and morbidly obese Rachel who is a threat to nobody

why is daniel still simping for angie?

>>211594195
A lot of it is playacting. What will get Rachel in the end is physical trauma from falling all the time.

>>211594150
Ok

>>211594187
At some point last night she said she doesn't care about the physical Fishbucks because they're tracking them downstairs.

>>211594136
Redditors are so retarded, you don't have to like Jin to acknowledge the reason why he got kicked is the problem. They probably get that too, but they just don't want to accept Jet is a thin skinned fag

DUDE I CANT WAIT FOR FRANK HASSLE TO COME IN AND POUR MILK ON PEOPLE IT'S GONNA BE SO EPIC

>>211594230
different niche are you a bit slow?

I hope this means they're getting Rachel out now

Daniel kind of slow on the uptake about STOX

>>211594131
How to commit statutory rape. A guide by Johnny Neptune.


Step one: Find the brokest trailer park teenage bitch
Step two: Offer her alcohol or drugs in exchange for sex
Step three: Go on the web forum your son showed you and brag about it to 20 year old incels

Who are the most underrated Fish?

https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2lRW9Z7

OH N-

Daniel is such a bitch

>>211594195
I doubt she will quit on her own, she's either getting kicked out or busting her skull open

>>211594203
For most of human history people were married and started families by their early 20s.
This stunt maturity we see in the modern day is a socially engineered problem not a biological one.

>nig?

I got drip, drip, drip (Drip), drippy drop (Drop)
Tippy top from a thitty thot (Thitty thot)
Toppy real sloppy, call it slippey top (Grip)
She grippy grop on my cickey cock (Grop)

>>211594227
joopy minion fit
keep it or need it

>>211593831

>>211594195
she is not a real fish and just doing a bit. she will crashout and quit and replace her with airsoft

>>211594248
>because they're tracking them downstairs

No they aren't lol

>>211593623
No he wasn't the body shape was all wrong.
>>211593598
They want the fish to be the stars not previous fish/freeloaders/production.

need jet's moms porn. or at least her porn name. anji neptune doesn't bring up anything on google

>>211594084
Fans who just want to be around Sam, clueless people who don't read contracts, and those desperate to be on reality shows, same as before

>>211594241
Lol you just know AB is projecting herself onto Rachel. Hopefully AB does a slip and fall herself and dies.

>>211594230
because everyone else in the house beside Fred is a nut job

>Daniel eternally worried about his stocks and audience approval
what a fucking faggot dude I'm so sick of this guy

>>211593498
Every female fish needs to be informed of this before he goons them

>>211594233
>Bringing back a fish as a contestant after they left the tank for an extended period of time
You need to go back

>they're just straight up telling them to do dumb mustard bomb bullshit at the start of the day
swing from the ceiling neptroon

>>211594279
I know what matters is she thinks they are.

>>211593678
>I'm not responding to any of you neckbeards dms, only hot girls
>Rachel is boring and doesn't even rage, its played out
>Has called Jet multiple different variations of fat, ugly, and retarded
>they're jealous of a young handsome hapa like me
>Blood Games is gay and no one wants to watch that shit
>Thought it would have been funny if they gave him a Simmons exit
>They fear me bringing up the shit Sam did
>Airsoftfatty sucks and isn't funny anymore
>No born in this century even knows who Andy Dick is
>this is going to be gone forever so they'll never know

>>211593889
>prominent facefag on a public forum used by countless autists around the world
>considers it part of someone's "personal life"
real retard shit

So they're just undeniably viewbotting at this point huh

>>211594240
Neptroons fault btw, he got all quiet after the Jin shit and is scared of being kicked similarly

I love watching Whitest Fish You Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v5WnKRqt0

AHAHAHAHA

>PRODUCTION WANTS US TO MUSTARD RACHELS STUFF

SCRIPTED FAKE GAY

>>211594260
He's Jin's replacement, but it's retarded not to bring in a replacement for Rachel too.

>>211594193
But almost noone has regretted being on the show. If they do it's not about the money

>throwing out food that's only 5 days old

>>211593647
the jet thing to do

>>211594084
The contestants this season joined for 8k. Season 4 were normies who were tricked. Season 2 would've done it for free. They'll find contestants no matter what. Thanks for watching!

Daniel gotta stop hanging out with Angie and put that blanket down, this is boring TJ shit now

When does Bill Ottman stop giving them money?

Is there a plant this season? There always seems to be an unnecessary plant that tries to hard. Who is it this season?

This is why loveletters were bad. Daniel received one from his autist brother about not being a bully and now he won't do shit. Hes too gay and retarded to be TJ and now he won't do shit.

>>211594136
I was an /r9k/ e-boy who got mad e-girl pussy and I'm a Jincel. Seething Redditors are run of the mill geeks with fat girlfriends they worship because nobody else will touch their tiny cocks.

How do we save the season at this point? Super sour soda?

Teehee production told me to put mustard on her shit but I'm refusing to do it

>>211593678
Why would they kick Daniel????????? Are they stupid?

the cast needs a chaos goblin to generate organic conflict now that Jin is gone

I believe in ????.

>>211594207
That's when the show is best

>>211594297
covering rachel's shit in mustard would lead to a better freakout than just taking her fishbucks at least

>>211594296
>Binx
>TJ

>>211594193
its not about money its about being Sammys apprentice for serious

>>211594240
I'm not even a fan of Daniel but he was already buckling when it came to standing up to Jin and beating the Angie simp allegations, and then he had Sam tell him to his face that he sucks and is annoying and it was either him or Jin getting kicked, and it completely broke him. He's extremely autistic and not mentally strong at all. He's been completely neutered. Brutal.

>>211594290
He's not. It's because of being told by production he was being too crazy and his equally retarded brother telling him to not be a meanie poo poo face.

>>211594334
>I was an /r9k/ e-boy
you should really be killing yourself bud

>wiggers wasted $3,000 to fly dan to america, only to pay him $200 and send him back

KEK

>>211593844
Build dreadnut mix cum with paint

>>211594322
I am sick of this spam but I am grateful that theoretically there is somebody I can fuck that looks like Jet

>>211593678
truth nuke after truth nuke

JIN WOULD HAVE TAKEN ALL THE FISHBUCKS
FUCK THESE NONTENT RETARDS
>kprkkk

>>211594337

DO THE MUSTARD THING FISHIES

I SUCK BIG FAT HAIRY NIGGER DICKS ALL DAY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LET MY SON SUCK 'EM TOO

Daddy Sam is going to be so fucking pissed tonight. What a bunch of pussies.

PRODUCTION TOLD ME

>>211594190
My nigga
https://youtu.be/6ivDBkXwNnE?si=N_jgxT0F615rzik3

>>211594309
The similarities of this video and current fishtank is uncanny as fuck
>Season 4 and they still wont leave the town they started in

>>211594329
yeah the love letters are kind of insane. somebody can just give you detailed instructions on anything. imagine the shit jimmy would've got from his handlers

>>211594373

>>211594366
Seethe more, geekazoid.

>>211594367
i mean jin, sorry i have fartation.

>>211594230
Da wrench has strong mother/big sister vibes. Also, women don't seem to consider age gap friendships (with other women) a big deal. Payton seemed to like Smaack last season and that was an even bigger age difference.

>>211594326
daniel's somehow even more spineless than TJ ever was

Jet Neptune's father Johnny Neptune is a serial statutory rapist that used alcohol and drugs to sexually exploit teenagers.

Is the new guy there?

>>211594337
Karate

Whats the over/under that the new guy is gonna overcompensate and ruin the show?

>>211594337
Ball brothers

>>211594118
>Most annoying
TJ. They're the most oppressive. Burt fans don't spam every thread with screen caps and "He won." posts. To this day they spend every single thread arguing and sperg out at the sight of Taylor.
>Second most annoying
Burt. Doesn't need explained. Bunch of unironic fags.
>Cole
Not really that annoying anymore desu. During S2 after he got kicked they were really bad, but they calmed down forever ago.
>Jin
Doesn't really have a dedicated fanbase. He was just starting to gain popularity in the 24 hours before he got kicked.

>>211594394
i hate schultz so much

FIX DIRECTOR AUDIO YOU FAT BOSNIAN RAT

fake drama, good shit

I like Schultz cause he spent 10 years being a call center agent

>>211594352
the hog would scream and cry one way or the other, having it be scripted just takes away from the fish's autonomy. they're going to stop trying to do their own bits and just wait around all day to get whisked away to the basement for their rng side missions of the day

>HELL YEAH ON FISHTANK DOT LIVE YOU CAN SAY NIGGER AND FAGGOT ALL YOU WANT LIKE ITS 2007 XD!
>No you can't talk about Marky. No you're not allowed to know that I used to post on /r9k/. Step into the basement for a minute please.

>>211593678
@grok is this true?

>>211594408
dam I wish I was 14 then.

>>211593735
That's normal women who do that. I was 25 with a 17 year old gf. When we broke up, she was 20 and started fucking a married man in his early 50s. But a really trauma fucked up trash girl like the kind Jet would waifu? She got held down a fucked against her will every day for a decade. That's the kind of runaway who will break up a marriage. 30, 40, 50, doesn't matter. You're bigger than her and own the house? Kick the wife and kids out so you can fuck your pet daughter-wife.

>>211594170
HAHA YOUR FRIEND IS DEAD YOU FAT FUCKING WHALE

>>211594361
Exactly. He has unironic autism and was building confidence then they came in and kicked him in the balls and made him retreat back into his shell.

>>211594301

you don;t even get the point you retard. it doesn't matter that jet's stuff is out there.

>>211594408
Sounds like he's a more successful version of Jet

>>211594408
like father like son

>>211594414
Bring him in.

>>211594409
yeah, he accidentally said "hack" and then jet cried and had luke come up and remove him.

>>211594337
eat da peppa

MEMO FROM THE MOST LAID MALE IN THE THREAD : JOHNNY NEPTUNE

TODAY IS FATHERS DAY, & MY VIRGIN SON DOESNT THINK HE NEEDS ADVICE FROM ME...

IM GIVING IT TO YOU, ( so you can tell that virgin Little Leaguer what it was like fucking that bitch in the ass after you get my advice... Rub it in... Make my son hate me even more)

Whatever you do don't think about her or mention or make any subtle innuendos or anything whatsoever about sex... This is not about sex... This is about 2 unique fortunate individuals possibly sharing a few laughs, having an opportunity to relax, and to build trust... You may end up becoming trusted confidant and the best of friends... Sex it's like a handshake... Gives a fuck? What's important is the content of character... Your job during this event is to listen carefully and visualize as she tells you about her life and her innermost desires secrets and fears... Allow her to be in the lead, because that's exactly what women are whether you admit it or not... DO NOT make the mistake of trying to insert Machismo, arrogance or any sexual input whatsoever...

( the most amazingly magnetic and attractive attribute on any human being is true self confidence and disarming humility )

So relax kid... The sex is guaranteed... Trust me... It's going to happen, it's going to happen so just relax and enjoy the journey that lead you into her asshole and down her fucking throat.. back to the advice

Show vulnerability, but do NOT show any of this pussy beta shit !!!!

DO NOT think any of the behavior that has become acceptable and encouraged around here is attractive to women.. It's not

Do not make the mistake of letting your lack of need to continually make sexual innuendos become perceived as effeminate or inability to close the deal in the bed

Why she is telling you about her childhood, while you are listening look her in the eyes, and without saying a word, send her an electric vibration... "I'm going to be fucking you in the ass and throat tonight'

>>211594415
He looks boring

>>211594337
Super Pizza

Jin is frankly the coolest guy they’ve ever had on the show. Even cooler than Cole.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211594407
He was buckbroken by Jet and then his gay brother told him to not do shit and ignore stocks.
He's fucked going that route since he doesnt have TJ's charisma.

cancel this season, give me director role
fishtank season 5 but its Abi locked up in my basement for a whole month

when is jin's replacement arriving?

>>211594348
Joe Hendry

anything happen between now and the gay sam melty? i saw angie fake crying again

>>211594400
nigga you're having sex with women who've had sex with their own fathers it's not a flex

>>211593647
Same reason Luca wasn’t invited on the roadtrip or back for s4

>>211594425
They aren't doing shit anyways. Ellie took Angelinas shit and everyone pretended to be angry for a second then Ellie admitted it immediately and nobody cares. There is zero potential anymore. I was high on this season.

Also Aryeh is effectively a corpse at this point. Where the fuck is he.

>>211593799
Him becoming part of Sam’s political grift show was extremely gay.

Rican Danny soon trust the plan

>>211594431
I miss rimworld posting...

this lil nigga is always lookin at the big guys wishing he was them. so sad...

bitchtank was better
even powtank was better

>>211594415
no new white guy always goes like this
>be extremely chill
>gets the others to use the gym equipment
>finds one woman and targets them relentless
>leaves unceremoniously whilst the fags all talk about how he was kino and the show is over without him.

>>211593598
To do what? Luke hasn’t done anything interesting since he smashed his own pumpkin.

>we are now back at "production told me" S2 vibes
good thing they kicked the one guy who would've done all this shit without using production as a crutch huh

You think Sam is bored and uninterested with the show right now? Wait until he sees the reception to World Peace 2 tomorrow (it's not gonna be good)

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211594459
unironically daniel's problem is how ugly he is. tj was as spergy but he was a handsome dude. dan's face is fucked up and he has terrible posture. I could believe taylor was actually into him but ive known since day 1 that daniel would never fuck any of the girls there.

I had my son suck my dick for his allowance once. I wanted to see how it would feel...

>>211594476
Never lose your aura

>>211594353
Should have been DQ'd

qrd on the jin instagram live?

Genuinely do not know who took the charger, guessing Direnc but there's too many cams to watch with usually nothing happening

>>211594498
pedo detected. upset he humiliated your precious pedo drag queen?

>>211594474
they were, and every time they have production has stepped in, told them to fuck off, and start doing something retarded and boring instead. this is just continuing that and if you continue to tongue neptroon's asshole over the retarded decisions he makes it'll only get worse

not that it matters anyway, show is cancelled this week

>>211594459
even before that he was pathetic, he goes to the confessional 200 times a day and just said "dammit!" because a TTS didn't finish that was telling him what to do

*sleeps for 14 hours*

>>211594334
Post their nudes

>>211594465
No can replace Jin.

>>211594491
Actually true, I liked Haleys insanity more than I like anyone left on this season.

>>211594473
nobody gives a shit about luca

>>211594471
Lol, I fucked your cute innocent nerd girlfriend on the side too, don't worry about it.

>>211593647
100% the reason why Luca and Vance are gone too.
Season 3 girls all loved Luca and Vance
They all joined in on calling Jet "unibrow" after Burt did it
Jet was just "Jobe's Cousin"

>>211594525
let him cook

send her in

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211594460
She rimmed Jet

>>211594516
see
>>211593678

>>211594450
How many times has this man committed rape in his life?

Reminder that fishtank died in S1 the minute it started appealing to "evil" fans

>too much at one time and she’ll leave
WHY DO THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE FUCKING COMPETING YOU SHOULD WANT HER TO LEAVE YOU DUMB BITCH

>>211594492
Octavius Thunderbros is it true?

>>211594385
stolen moments literally because fisthank steals a lot of our moments

>>211594349
If everyone acted like Rachel and just refused to play nothing would happen. Alex B literally worshiped them like gods, literally on his knees.

>>211594526
Blue board

>>211594525
he might be dead. wasn't he complaining about being dizzy after those challenges? might be some kind of blood flow/clot issue with the grooves in his head. prod should check on him

>>211594509
this is part of it but daniel has actual retard rage and lashes out over little things

>>211594506
I can't wait for S2 part 2 where Sam takes out all of his frustration on the fish and spends all day every day sulking around the house having tantrums. Wait that's what he's been doing constantly since then

>>211594525
he knows the content only starts after 4

Jin was the only one willing to deviate from friendtank and they kicked him. good job!

>>211594525
the rapes begin when he wakes up

>>211594532
this was an awful 3 days for the viewers but watching Burt stay awake for 60 hours, stack tires and then climb into them in a delirious manic state was highlight of my life.

>>211594516
>shittalked jet a bit more
>said he would return and seemed genuinely sad
>production jews havent paid him the 200 bucks yet and he also had to pay for his own uber
>going back to japan tomorrow
>jet and ben werent even on the basement when he got kicked. luke was there filming and talked to him a bit but sam and mints ignored him

Good thing they didn't fuck with Rachels actual stuff. Daddy Ben would've came up and yelled at them because that's actually Day 20 stuff and not Day 5 stuff. Good thing he neutered Angela and Daniel for actually doing things. Great show Ben and Jet.

>>211593678
>Frank Hassle sucks and is going to come in and pour milk on people
Agreed. Sam should hire this man.

>Was afraid of Jin
>Is afraid of being kicked
>Is likely concerned about the new guy going after him
Daniel is going quiet for a while.

>>211594474
Arye is sleeping again for some reason

probably sick or something

>>211594486
I made all of them, glad you liked em

>>211593678
>Jet was too scared to speak to him before he left
Still the funniest part
Little fag was up all night with his heart racing before asking Sammy to kick him

>>211594529
I’d rather him or Vance over Mints

>>211594523
He was pathetic but he'd actually do things on occasion. He's just going to sit around for the rest of the show now.

>>211594491
>powtank

That was the last good fishtank related anything

Bet you this is going to be some le heckin based grifting dude calling it now. Some form of Luke 2.0

>>211594424
I like him too. He can do impressions I didn't think a gay white fella could do. Him and Nick make a really cute couple.

Also, Nick is gay. Super gay. His wife is fatter than him, older than him, and less valuable than him. And he makes serious money in real estate (the next evolution after cars. The final evolution is three steps away which is Grant Cardone, writing the same book 5 times that says cars then real estate then multi-home then commercial.) So that tells me he picked a mom instead of a wife. Beard-ass sus activity.

they've canceled the gay parade in Tel Aviv and you're fucking watching Fishtank???

>>211594530
you've never had sex with a woman who hasn't eaten a burger and farted during it, r9k women look like rachel

These retards fucking suck

>>211593678
>>211594299
this is all true except they might not even pay him a full $200 and he hasn't actually gotten paid yet, they just said they would

>>211594079
She's wearing a belt that's shrinking her waist you fucking retard
What about Aryeh's hip to waist ratio? He's wearing the same thing

>>211594575
they're going to run into the season 3 problem where the fish grow too close and it's always them vs. freeloaders

>>211594592
they were fun times, I remember I had my own going during season 1 that basically copied your setup lol

Okay.... my son's name is jet Neptune... I also have a daughter named Jupiter Neptune, his sister....

Their mother had some problems with drugs and other issues. She admitted to me, after the court system had taken custody of the children, that she actually INTENTIONALLY behaved in a way that made the court system finally decide to take the children.

Yes... Take the children.... the judge told the state over and over and over that they did not have a case. He commented on how well my children had been brought up and how intelligent and a healthy and polite and well dressed and emotionally stable they were...

Yet you really can't defeat the system

In particular when on the final court date, your wife intentionally makes you 90 minutes late and the decision had already been made to terminate rights by the time we walked into the courtroom...

( like I said she had some problems and she was on drugs but I will never forgive her for pretending like she couldn't find the keys to the car for an hour and a half on the most important day of my life)

I had no choice but to sit and suffer until my children reached the age of 18

During all of that Fiasco, my ex-wife, the children's Mother (pictured here) somehow I managed to piss off a big old redneck boy who decided to start punching her in the face like a barroom fight...

I took a metal pipe and actually exposed part of his brain after literally removing a section of his skull... I was convicted of aggravated assault and sentenced to five years, 1 year of which I actually served in a Georgia prison...

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life and I don't for one minute suggest that I am better than anybody or that I am perfect...

Somebody told me that my son visits this website. you guys may not realize this but I'm actually the one who invented what they now call 'trolling' 24 years ago

I'm a 3D computer animator and a professional portrait artist who ended up in prison and I survived it with flying colors

>>211594591
He needs an emergency wrinklectomy

>>211594553
i agree with this. i watch fishtank for the genuine interractions and the drama that comes from them interracting and disliking each other. watching someone get tortured by production is the cheapest slop imaginable.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211594574
Fredd too low

>>211594543
did she really say she fucked him?

>>211594525
but hes a hecking autism chungus who watch mlp and anime. seeing his stox go to first on day 1 says everything you need to know about the paypigs

did Rachel leave?

>thats enough content for today time to loudly cook for 2 hours and eat again

>>211594555
They obviously understand Rachel is a TTS pig. They know she’s not a real fish. They know there is no competition.

The problem with fans is they know the show is wigger bullshit and nothing means anything

Going on the tank in 20 minutes

What do you guys want me to do?

Does anyone else appreciate how Ellie is always in the room with the other fish and not lying down in her room alone? better than josie desu

>>211594561
das rite

>>211594591
he forgot to clean his folds yesterday and now an infection has set in

>>211594565
When you have a clueless cast like S3 it's a bit different, but a cast of fans already destroys any kind of power balance. The best competitors are the ones like Cole and Jin who destroy the power dynamic completely and just try and be entertaining.

holy fuck, RCHL stox is literally free money

>>211594520
Burt Jobe and Luke aint it faggot

>>211594607
Hearty kek but no

>>211594598
yeah Daniel isn't even eventually doing the things TTS is telling him to do like TJ would, he literally just wants validation

>>211594614
You are sub 100

Bring in pizza and cut the cams. Kick Jin for mogging production. Hell house

>>211594636
kill me.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211594636
Kill Jet

>>211594636
Do the exact same thing Jin did, right down to the /r9k/ drops

>>211594079
>falling for a belt trick

>>211594634
>da wules...

resist the whore's temptations dan....

>>211594637
yeah, season 1 was really horrific

send me in.

>>211593898
More truthnvkes by the one man too powerful for Fishtank

this shit is so boring

>>211594553
i miss the egregoreposting the threads suck ass now

>>211594637
>better than josie desu
Not hard

>>211594592

>>211594623
I'm GMT so I'm always asleep before he has been given beer, I'm willing to accept that this ranking is low for others though. I see potential, but for my timeslot he's sort of nontent.

Daniel is desperately in love with Angie.

>>211594636
immediately say Marky after your introduction. lets end this shitshow

They'll kicking everybody out way before the 6 week ending because this isn't Season4 its Bloodgames2, there will be a big reveal.

>>211594476
I watched that show and Luke seems pretty lethargic on it. Just sprinkling some random quips in with little reason or care, grasping at straws. He was very endearing on S3, I don't know what the deal is.

>>211594636
kill them

>>211594438
His confidence is being a bully though and he is used to being bullied. Someone needs to bully these nerds!

>angie lays down next to daniel
>he physically can't stop looking over at her
what a kek

>cucked retard faggot is STILL simping after getting buck broken and finding out she has a bf who commanded her to be on he show
nevermind, he really is /ftl/'s guy, he fits you perfectly

>>211594636
Look at the camera and say "Jet Neptroon used to post his dick on /r9k/ as hack_blastard"

>>211594575
Season 1 was Friendtank (other than Letty)
Season 2 was Friendtank (other than Tay)
Season 3 was Friendtank (other than Simbol)
Season 4 was Friendtank (other than Rachel)

>>211594653
it's like if after tj kissed taylor he ran to the confessional and asked everyone if he looked cool or not

Lol hahaha.

Although my son Jet is gay, I don't hold any grudges against homosexuals. Just because my son sucks penis doesn't mean he's a bad person...

Stalk ?

Try CONQUER

In the short time that I have been here I have literally Replaced and Eclipsed him, a hundred times over so far and I haven't even started yet

>>211594607
R9k women are all hot

>>211594685
They will never top Famous House.

>>211594605
Nick is straight its just that stimulants make you a bit sus thats all

>>211594683
its day 5 and its the afternoon. the only time to watch it if you dont enjoy the down time is after 10.30

>Took out the ricecel so we can get another white guy to self-insert on
https://youtu.be/6J1hlZ2d-eo

Daniel is done, pull him out and replace him

>>211594624
she fucked him for a week

>>>/wsg/5900157

post your face when you will never be jet neptune

jetneptune.com

>i go to the stream
>its dead silent other than a sizzle of food being made
>freddy goes MMM to try to get anything to happen
>only dirench responds with a half assed response because she feels it too
how is it this bad? was jin really driving conflict that much?

>>211594273
ur fit goes nuts

>>211594516
Lucky man

jet is hot and he has a giant penis <3

>>211594525
KEK

kneel to the gods of fishtank

>>211594683
It may be boring but at least they aren't shit testing production and that's all we can ask for.

do it Daniel
just do it
you can do it so easily
you're so much larger than she is
just do it

>>211593932
Week 1 is usually one of the best weeks. What are you yapping about

they showed rachiel the vid of them taking her $ and she is crashing out in the basement

>>211594736
truuuuuu

>>211594718
Wait when the fuck was peyton in a bikini

>>211594708
>yes im a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch

i have an idea sam...

Shhhhhhvvvvv**zzzzoooommmmmm**vvvvvhhhhnnnngk

but i need half the show

>>211594718
he can only dream of having those hips.

CONTENT QUEEN

>>211594740
I kneel...

>>211594736
how would you know

>>211594636
mention hack blastard as soon as you step in

>>211594636
shout out ftl

The paypigs really want friendtank, otherwise they wouldn't encourage them to only mess with Rachel (who isn't even a real threat).

>>211594553
Another reason why Famous House is the only possible route.

>>211594656
mmm, pizza.
i kind of wanna order some but the show being so trash right now is demotivating.

>>211594569
He's just tired from physical exertion for the first time in his entire life.

>>211594656
Why is Chuck cheesin' so hard fo'?

Daniel's arc is about becoming a rapist and raping Angie in the end

>>211594636
Namedrop marky, say jin did nothing wrong

daniel knows about angie's guy max, right? like he heard her mention him yesterday?

>aussie knows the exact date of the fake black holiday

>>211594624
It all played out on bant Claire and shadi leaked us lots. Abi and Claire were pretty much Jets fucktoys

>>211594714
lol yeah or just sat there waiting for 30 minutes for TTS to roll in telling him he did a good job

>>211594755
Retard

>>211594636
Walk in and immediately say "SAM HYDE GROOMED AND RAPED MARKY THOMPSON" then run full speed at the front door and kick that mf down and haul ass

did jet give up on fucktank?

How did angie fuck up her foot?

>>211594774
He knows Sam fucks men and gets fucked by men.

>>211594766
jet and crew appease the lowest iq audience because thats what they genuinely find funny and no i dont mean some bell curve type shit, both 80 iq

>>211594636
punch jet, also if you markypost youll be immortalized, Cant believe no one has ever markyposted once live

>>211594714
dan is making tj look like a straight gangster

I would have sex with both of them at the same time while drunk and high on crack at the same time

>>211594656
Nicks reaction even funnier

anywhoozers

Big shoutout to Aperture.

>>211594790

did he really think kicking him off would make his r9k posts just vanish and nobody would ever bring them up again? kwab

>>211594729
Hot

>>211594755
you're a fucking idiot

we're giving them beer and soda in the basement to restore the vibes

Jet, it's time

>>211593969
They had to kick Jin because he threatened jet’s ego so they’re bringing in a new white guy that they vetted to ensure he won’t mog them. I’m sure the fans will love the new guys production approved antics!

New white guy coming into the tank is good looking.

Ellie bros...

>>211594691
What he really needs are REAL Fishtank style challenges. He's funny and entertaining when put in situations.
Unfortunately we're almost a week in and it's still a slow boil for some reason.

They just texted me to ask if I posted here so they are monitoring the threads

>>211594746
no they're soothing her ego and giving her ice cream waiting for anyone to DO SOMETHING besides steal fishbucks
they saw ellie needed a window and they created one because she and her friends are too timid and troll's remorse and no one would do anything

and now she re-emerged right as Ellie FINALLY got the courage to grab the mustard of course
what a shitshow

>>211594782
wow that's some serious low self esteem. i guess it was a step up from abi's old bf though

>>211594662
Do you think Fat Rachel estalked production (she knew about Bill Ottman) or she could pick up on Jet being adopted? Because I don't think she's perceptive at all but thinks she is.

>>211594636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVbU1zYoq7w

>>211594804
i want to have sex on her bangs so bad

>>211594755

>>211594439
>Hey guys welcome to our torture show. We're going to send TTS about your friend getting shot in the back of the head, with exact excerpts from the news articles that covered it.
>Did you just say I post on /r9k/ you little faggot? I dare you to hit me. Fuck you. Get the fuck off my show faggot, leave personal shit out of it.
What point are you trying to make? That it's okay for the wiggers to do it but not the contestants?

>jet told Angie to cause drama but she's not interesting enough to do anything
It's a good cast

Bro literally streisanded himself lmao

>>211594806
lmao is this a newer contract where they still have the "crew may rape you" clause?

>>211594801
everyone is saying this

>>211594791
what do you mean how? she is 900lbs.

>>211594755
The cup size in that image should tell you something about how real that image is.

Claire is live!

>>211594623
SAM IS A FUCKING *wobble*

fredophiles rising

>>211594698
Luke got played, he intentionally doesn’t speak much bcuz that’s how sam wants it. Sam pretty much told him it was going to be like PGL but political and everyone thought so too.

>>211594731
>was jin really driving conflict that much?
somewhat but i will guess it has more to do with the way he got kicked completely killed the vibes and dynamics.
i stopped watching after it.

I don't even think Daniel is autistic. He's just weird looking, awkward and has a speech impediment.

America being under the rule of a mad king who is dragging us into nuclear conflict is more entertaining than fishtank at the moment

>>211594837
You make it seem like Jet had the balls to say this to his face.

>>211594823
>New white guy coming into the tank is good looking.
Awesome, I can jerk off to this show now.

>>211594799
There was a live Markypost on the RV trip when they got kicked out of the hotel and that sicko goldschlagger guy just laughed.

>>211594825
time to markypost irl big guy

back to b3 boys

>>211594779
kwanzaa?
also she didn't know it, she got it wrong and angie corrected her

>>211594827
It's Season FOUR. How is it even a little possible that they haven't come up with things that fish could do during the day and encourage that? A weight rack and a treadmill is not enough.

>>211594708
>pictures taken moments before disaster

heres the problem, the cast doesn't have people that enjoy and are prone to conflict, this is fine tho because
>you can generate conflict amongst the cast by way of challenges that matter and have stakes
but I guess we don't do that anymore

Whats with autists having super heavy dark body hair?

>>211594864
he is very clearly a retarded guy

NEW

>>211594876
>>211594876
>>211594876

>>211594876
>>211594876
>>211594876

Did Jet really spend all night awake seething about the Jin stuff? Jin said Jet wasn't there when he was kicked, was that when he was sleeping?

>>211594837
Jet was cowering in the bathroom when they kicked off Jin, he didn't say any of that.

>>211593889
People are going to keep bringing it up. Stop being faggots maybe?

>>211594790
yeah before season 1

>>211594865
>America being under the rule of a mad king
To think some people are this retarded

>>211594806
is this real? this can't be real.

>>211594864
he is obviously mild autistic retard

>>211594884
we need to start banning you dumb niggers

>>211594878
you cant have them doing stuff 24/7. downtime is good for everybody including the viewers. it lets people relax and put their guard down.if you're bored, fuck off.

>>211594698

Luke is on there as eyecandy for the female audience.

If a handsome white guy is agreeing with whatever political thing Sam says then the woman will also agree.

>>211593946
Nobody actually liked the nontent jap. He had two gimmicks and one was martyring himself which has been done before.

>>211594890
Literally lost sleep over it.

>>211594755
S3 afterparty. lost footage now.

>I loved Jimmy

>>211594791
jumping down the stairs I think
>>211594846
people still don't know these fuckers names

>>211594774
Here are their reactions:
>Guys with shirts
Gottem
>Sam
What the FUCK?
>Nick
Dude, I'm sorry. People suck.
>Charles
THOSE GUYS ASKED FOR A PHOTO! I'M FAMOUS! GOD IS GRANTING THE DESIRES OF MY HEART!

>>211594892
I know that, but you also know that Jet wanted to say it. He was just too much of a pussy to say it to Jin's face.

>>211594896

the faggots are the people complaining that their self-insert degen got kicked out the show

so they were nice to angie
daniel is as catatonic as ever after his basement thing
rachel went back to the same old shit

so what did they ask daniel and rachel?

we could have had Cabintank
we could have had Bitchtank 2: Tummytank edition
we could have had Spacetank
instead we got Great Value Season 1

I miss Vance

>>211594906
if he's not a mad king i dont know what is

>>211594844
>>211594909
can't believe I share a thread with you lobotomites

All alone

>>211594755
??

>>211593946
>jimmy
>TJ
>tayleigh pre bg
>Burt

>>211594932
thats so funny

>>211594983
Built like a fridge

>>211594981
it's the fucking wiggers, you retard. when the site first went up they sent a forward all email giving out everyone's fucking personal information.
i wouldn't put anything past them at this point

got a fantastic idea.
if you like it watch it
if you dont like it, don't watch it. good innit?

>>211594864
you are dumb

>>211594656
funnier than anything sam or the wiggers did in the last few years

>>211594779
I get that day off work so i love it

>>211594644
Your opinions are objectively wrong. Your show would be the most boring shit ever.

>>211594520
I kind of just remember him nodding along with his masters Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune the entire time. Didn’t really do anything significant to Brandon.

>>211595006
typed like an incel

>>211594574
Reasonable list but freddy needs to be above angelina

>>211594918
jet you need to genuinely die
this is nothing but downtime
you know who made the content?
TTS by finally directly bullying Ellie into doing something, and Drench by doing some sort of lame but present stuff to Angie

>>211594820
What the fuck did she do here?

Is Freddy drunk or just a side effect of getting black out drunk for 20 years?

>>211594883
Yeah, he probably has some other form of retardation but just pretends it's autism because it's more in vogue.

>>211595066
he just needs a fucking beer jet

>>211594932
I wish he'd shut the fuck up already

>>211594963
Deepthroat the wiggers harder sycophant creep

So did they just abandon the shock collar because drench complained about it?

This is the last season isn’t it

>>211595051
shieeeeeet

>>211594918
nothing has happened. rolling cigarettes and crawling around the house is still downtime.

>>211595120
sam killed the bit and said no

>>211594865
organicposter is back with the unrelated TDS I see
>>211594978
you don't "know" anything you just screech like every other impotent kike
don't worry kike we'll help you out in two more weeks promise :^)

>>211595120
Sam didn't like it.

>>211595120
no Sam came in last night and said to deactivate it. thats not what the show is about.

I wonder what sports Freddy played. He's coachable and understands being a team leader. The rest aren't very coachable except the crack whore.

>>211595120
HELL HOUSE

>Freddy can get drunk and try to rape Sam
>but you can't mention that Jet used to post on /r9k/ or else you'll get kicked and blacklisted from any future projects
top of my kek and shrek on dreck.

>>211595145
Holy shit dude you are braindead pol nigger

>>211595048
Not what happened. He (poorly) called him out on his own after seeing Brandon's stuff and almost got dog piled and voted out again for it. He did a bad job explaing the issue to the normies but he did get involved no the less.

>>211595053
That tier is for "I have no strong opinions on them" so I just kinda don't care.

>>211595142
fair enough, go do something righteous with your life then. its not for you. thats fine.

>>211595132
no they will drag it out and people will still watch

>>211595120
It was too based for Sam.

Hey, isn't MDE doing shit for EP like touring and the pod circuit? How can Hyde be in two places at once?

>>211595120

if that shit gets wet then someone would get very hurt

>>211595197
There we go with the immediate confirmation. Hang yourself, propagandafag.

>>211595195
He was totally trying to get those shoes off, that was weird. I have a feeling he will sue when he finds out he was kicked. They let through TTS about watch out for feet but they're pulling ones that tell him what happened.

>>211595233
yes, he did this for season 2 as well. he didn't show up for like half of the show.

Seems some new guy is coming on as Jincels replacement

>>211595197
>>211595250
just kiss already boys

>>211595285
Luke isn't it?

She talked to Tavis "Ronald Reagan wud da debbo" Smiley?

Daniel is pretending to simp for Angie.

It's actually really smart if you think about it.

Director mode just spamming transitions and ads and youtube chat going nuts like it’s the funniest thing they have ever seen.
this show will always had an audience

>>211595302
No its a guy named Erik Knudsen

>>211594088
Maybe the biggest faggot of all time. Impressive.

I want Rachel to be physically assaulted. If there was an option to buy five across the eyes for a contestant, she'd raise even more money than her snacks.

>>211595389
bigger than me? suck cock to doubt.

Women are stupid if they don't think perv is funny. It is specifically humor for men.

>>211595285
looks rapeable

>>211595415
doesnt she do tarot? I'd love her to read my palms as they shifted all the flesh on her face 3 inches to the left.

why is freddie into this disgusting thing

>>211594136
the vtuber they hired was a jincel and she’s female kek

>>211595161
>thats not what the show is about.
haha gay black guy jerking off MULTIPLE times on camera is though, right?

fucking faggot

>>211595507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Pd0zMrQNk

>>211593889
I don't even think Jin knew Jet was actually on r9k
I think he said it just based on his aura and was too accurate

seth is a plant. fuck what a waste. shows over

>>211595684
haha they fed him lines about Jin
>"everyone hated Jin right? Production felt the same way"

Uh oh, drench is calling out production. Jets about to kick her. Nobody disrespects production.

Ellie getting wet for the new guy, she is showing some leg

>>211593598
Luke sucks

>>211593898
Okay Cole time to make a song