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Whiter than you, Gomez
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lol no
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Yankus Angloidicus (Amerimutt)
Characteristics of the Yankoid Anglodicous: - Remarkably small skull due to tiny brain. Layers of fat give misleading appearance of normal head size. - Notable inability to think for itself, holds the same beliefs it learned at age 5 for its entire life. - Shocking inability to survive without completely unnecessary and actually hazardous consumer goods. The Yankoid is known to go on a shooting spree if it cannot secure even one of its three daily helpings of cheeseburger. - Unique adaptation to hydration through non water sources, like coca cola and oil. Indeed, studies have shown that Yankoids can survive until their mandatory burger induced heart attack at age 38 purely by ingesting oil and no other liquids. - Considered inferior even by others of its same Anglocious genus, yet is nonetheless convinced of its own superiority. Further study needed to find which sector of peabrain is responsible for this quirk.
Characteristics of the Yankoid Anglodicous: - Remarkably small skull due to tiny brain. Layers of fat give misleading appearance of normal head size. - Notable inability to think for itself, holds the same beliefs it learned at age 5 for its entire life. - Shocking inability to survive without completely unnecessary and actually hazardous consumer goods. The Yankoid is known to go on a shooting spree if it cannot secure even one of its three daily helpings of cheeseburger. - Unique adaptation to hydration through non water sources, like coca cola and oil. Indeed, studies have shown that Yankoids can survive until their mandatory burger induced heart attack at age 38 purely by ingesting oil and no other liquids. - Considered inferior even by others of its same Anglocious genus, yet is nonetheless convinced of its own superiority. Further study needed to find which sector of peabrain is responsible for this quirk.
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