Balding millennials think it is very fun to attack one at a time

1. "Nothing says 'epic battle' like politely waiting for a fireball to the face."


2. "Evil may be powerful, but it never interrupts — true turn-based etiquette."


3. "Our village is burning, but don’t worry — it’s not my turn yet."


4. "Four heroes, one dragon, and a strict no-cutting-in-line policy."


5. "Saving the world… one extremely patient attack at a time."


6. "You know it's serious when everyone's lined up like they’re posing for a 90s boy band album cover."


7. "I’d dodge that sword, but I already picked 'Defend' and the menu won’t let me go back."


8. "The fate of the world hinges on who has the highest speed stat."


9. "Nothing like a life-or-death battle where everyone respectfully waits to die."


10. "Turn-based combat: because even monsters appreciate orderly chaos."