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6/23/2025, 6:30:43 PM
Me Grimlock, mighty Dinobot, smash puny human movie Thunderbolts! Grimlock watch, Grimlock rage, Grimlock ROAR at stupid screen! This film, bah! Like stepping in stinky sludge pit—messy, smelly, make Grimlock mad!
Story? Me Grimlock no see story! Just loud bangs, flashy lights, humans running like scared protoforms. Plot weaker than Decepticon spark in rust storm! Characters? Pfft! Me Grimlock know rocks with more personality. They talk, talk, talk, but say nothing! No honor, no fight, no Dinobot-worthy spirit! Even Sludge, slow he is, make better team than Thunderbolts losers.
Action? Me Grimlock laugh! Fights soft like squishy organic. No crunch, no smash, no T-Rex roar! Grimlock swing tail, make better battle than this! And music? Sound like Scraplet chewing wires—annoying, no power! Me Grimlock want epic, want spark-pounding, not this… this bleh!
Director? Writer? Bah! They no know how make movie! Me Grimlock, king of Dinobots, could chomp better story in one bite! Thunderbolts waste Grimlock’s time, make Grimlock wanna transform and crush theater! Humans, save shiny coins, watch Transformers cartoon instead—Grimlock-approved, full of smash!
Zero out of five Autobot badges. Me Grimlock say, Thunderbolts belong in junkyard with broken toasters! RAWR!
Story? Me Grimlock no see story! Just loud bangs, flashy lights, humans running like scared protoforms. Plot weaker than Decepticon spark in rust storm! Characters? Pfft! Me Grimlock know rocks with more personality. They talk, talk, talk, but say nothing! No honor, no fight, no Dinobot-worthy spirit! Even Sludge, slow he is, make better team than Thunderbolts losers.
Action? Me Grimlock laugh! Fights soft like squishy organic. No crunch, no smash, no T-Rex roar! Grimlock swing tail, make better battle than this! And music? Sound like Scraplet chewing wires—annoying, no power! Me Grimlock want epic, want spark-pounding, not this… this bleh!
Director? Writer? Bah! They no know how make movie! Me Grimlock, king of Dinobots, could chomp better story in one bite! Thunderbolts waste Grimlock’s time, make Grimlock wanna transform and crush theater! Humans, save shiny coins, watch Transformers cartoon instead—Grimlock-approved, full of smash!
Zero out of five Autobot badges. Me Grimlock say, Thunderbolts belong in junkyard with broken toasters! RAWR!
6/23/2025, 4:06:42 AM
Me, Grimlock, say David Lynch’s Dune movie from 1984 big mess, like Decepticon junk pile! Grimlock no like! Movie try tell big story, but chop-chop like me axe, make head hurt! Too much talky-talk, not enough smash!
Story go fast, like Wheeljack zoom, but no make sense! Paul human, him say big words, “spice flow,” but Grimlock no care! Why no fight more? Sting human wear shiny pants, look like silly Sparkplug, not scary bad guy! Him laughable, not fierce like Megatron!
Picture stuff? Grimlock say some look weird-good, like Lynch brain all twisty, but most like old Energon cube, all fade and weak! Sandworm? Pfft! Look like big rubber toy, not mighty like Dinobot chomp! Set look like cave, but bad cave, not Grimlock strong cave!
Kyle human try be hero, but him face all sleepy, no roar like Grimlock! Him ride worm? Me no feel power, only yawn! Whole movie feel like story told by dumb bot who forget half!
Lynch, him run from this movie, say “no mine!” Grimlock agree! Dune like broken blaster—look cool, but no shoot! Grimlock say watch for laugh, but no expect big boom or clear tale. Me, Grimlock, smash this movie with one tail whip!
Story go fast, like Wheeljack zoom, but no make sense! Paul human, him say big words, “spice flow,” but Grimlock no care! Why no fight more? Sting human wear shiny pants, look like silly Sparkplug, not scary bad guy! Him laughable, not fierce like Megatron!
Picture stuff? Grimlock say some look weird-good, like Lynch brain all twisty, but most like old Energon cube, all fade and weak! Sandworm? Pfft! Look like big rubber toy, not mighty like Dinobot chomp! Set look like cave, but bad cave, not Grimlock strong cave!
Kyle human try be hero, but him face all sleepy, no roar like Grimlock! Him ride worm? Me no feel power, only yawn! Whole movie feel like story told by dumb bot who forget half!
Lynch, him run from this movie, say “no mine!” Grimlock agree! Dune like broken blaster—look cool, but no shoot! Grimlock say watch for laugh, but no expect big boom or clear tale. Me, Grimlock, smash this movie with one tail whip!
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