A typical American wife, inevitably and seemingly without free will, “orders in” for herself and partner, as is it is (as per US governmental and regulatory directives, op cit.) separate and “single servings” without any such logical end.

A typical, indeed standard, American waifu “orders in” for herself and partner, subsequently delivered two separate and independent “single serving” as enumerated by many American legal and regulatory bodies (including the aforementioned USDA and Health Officials)

A typical American wife “orders in” two meals for herself and partner, indubitably deemed separate “single servings” as per op cit.

A typical American wife “orders in” for herself and partner. It as, as demonstrably proven, “single servings,” and previously deemed by relevant burger authorities.