>>510491438
>invites five children to his chocolate factory
>kills and turns them into candy
Why did he do it?

Also, this image of his fursona I found on Weasyl looks like one of those Tumblr bad boys. He's meddling between either Wonka Depp or the Once-Ler from the Illumation Lorax movie. Very smug.
>>509742236
Reddit will be made illegal when I become president.

>>714322807
Why does Piratesoftware's fursona look like Wonka Depp? He looks like the kind of guy who'd sneak you piece of experimental gum and hide inside the bathtub while you violently transform into a giant blueberry.