please tell me you are joking

it should be illegal for germans to make döner

germany is a public toilet

>he believes in aliens

why are you so lonely bro

this statistics will own you or something

There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger

gonna eat my dung and call myself german

it's illegal to dislike israel in EU

In this summer, I'm going to marry my cousin(male) in Germany, move to there and then have kids.