>Never touched gamedev before
>Never written code
>Spend 1 month slamming shit together
>It ends up being shit and I'm discouraged from even trying

We could have spacetank

You could have creative set design with a bridge, observation deck, pod-bay, war room, med-bay, science lab, holodeck, brig/interrogation room, etc

You could have entertaining and thoughtful challenges involving Trek-esque scenarios with a comedic touch (space jews, space indians, rogue AI playing non-stop SFX, etc)

You could have the contestants play roles on the ship as if part of a crew, like medic, engineer, captain, marksman, etc

You could had stakes involved in losing challenges and contestants

You could meaningful alliances (galactic federation vs. autismic empire spies)

But no

You get a double bill of scuffedtank and the aryeh show

>donos are going bro and the fish look bored
>what do we do to liven things up?
>uhhhhh idk
>ummm how about we just rehearse tomorrows elimination
>yeah fuck it

So what's the predictions for today?
>boring conversations
>Aryeh goes on an obsessive rant/sings
>more boring conversations
>Rachel has another meltdown to get attention
>Freddie will say he wants alcohol
>another boring conversation
>"guys, we're gonna do the coloring book challenge"
>and another boring conversation
>Freddie will rings the bell for alcohol but ends up challenging someone at random
>they have a lame roast battle
>"guys, it's time for the egg-in-spoon challenge"
>they have boring conversation until bed

>>211502720
Yeah, tape escape is really selling me

Imagine actually waking up to being around these women, Jesus fucking Christ

>overly enthusiastic femcel fishtank fan with adhd

>ultracunt detected