Yuritank edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Steinful CONFIRMED to have fat lips
-- They showed Extreme Peace to the fish and it sucks COCK https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
-- Freddy put laxatives in EVERYTHING, Seth drank a lot of it, Mints wasn't paying attention, Angie snitched - BIG SCANDAL!
-- Nick Fuentes might be coming? https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1935531154544935052
-- Sam, Nick, Charls and Erick on Alex Stein tonight at 7pm
-- Direnc murdered a stuffed goose in tribute to her beloved brother
-- Ellie said she's a virgin and has pink nipples
-- The fish are stealing each other's candy...
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>>211688457
Angie is actually really ugly
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Sam and Jet like to tout a YOLO philosophy without nuance - you only have one life, you were only put here for a short time, it is your responsibility to do what's best for you at all times. This degrades into a self-serving ethics however, which is exemplified by both Sam and Jet refusing to openly acknowledge their questionable pasts, burning bridges, pitting themselves against an increasing roster of enemies that they must defeat at all costs. To them, life is not about completion or balance, but self-aggrandizement - a completely materialistic worldview. This is why I always took Sam's bullshit alpha male proselyting with a grain of salt. How he can preach his crypto-MGTOW slop without a hint of irony. Not to say he doesn't have valuable takes, such as cutting bad people out of your life, writing down your goals and problems to create actionable solutions, etc. But that's not the whole picture, and anyone who blindly follows what he preaches will turn out exactly like him - bitter, standoffish, cynical. I fear Jet is already far too deep in this to be saved, and it shows.
Also, Jin won.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750365866577413.mp4
Fred and Drench are the final 2
anyone else is just a waste
You didn't add what's currently happening to the news, incompetent retard
>>211698650 (OP)Now THIS is content
>>211698723i think angie would be good too
People donโt fucking reply to status update? posts anymore
>>211698698>Angie is actually really ugly
Angie is fucking bwc coded
This is so gay they have to be trolling
you can call it lazy content but its kinda torture like those isis videos where they will fake it 10 times so they stop freaking out and then one time they really just cut your head off or set you on fire or whatever
status updates status update?
>>211698764What are you upset about?
>>211698723As much as I'd love that (with Freddy winning) the early frontrunners always burn out
I can see Wretch somehow coasting to the finale but Fred will probably crash out midway through the show
>>211698723Sometimes the future is alright
my posture has been impeccable the last few days
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People say Cole should have won but he done exactly what Daniel has done. It's like if you ostracize yourself and make everyone hate you, it's a bad thing.
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>padding out the day with a rehearsal for tomorrow
>>211698650 (OP)letty and summer kissed?!
So whatโs the gimmick here
THE QUEEN IS LIVE BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJYyvoEpW0
>t-the won with the weast amount of cwandy??
>it was exactly how I thought it would be
stop shit testing production
Abi kino right off the press
What does it mean?
>>211698790will he help Israel in their time of need?
>jet is going to over direct this for 3+ hrs
Isn't he?
>>211698785I read this immediately after I let loose and rested my body completely, forming a post-daniel tier curve
>>211698786Except the viewers still backed Cole.
It was the fish and production that hated him
they're gonna just kick one of them under the guise of a rehearsal aren't they?
>>211698786Yeah but Cole was at least funny
This high school valedictorian ass speech. BOOOOOO
>>211698796Something else is going to happen tomorrow for the twist, this is a rehearsal for nothing
>>211698767Especially when most of the fish know they'd just be like "yeah, this isn't actually a practice, you're out."
>This experience was like smoking crack only sober
Dretch youre alright
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the fuck is he wearing man
he's definitely slow in the head right? like sub 95 iq
>>211698807It means she needs to be fucked until she calms down
>>211698807she wants a new boyfriend
>>211698777staging the elimination so thoroughly
are they just practicing or actually doing it now
>>211698723kino of highest order
>>211698779His days are numbered unless they run roughly five weeks of "steal as much shit as you possibly can" challenges
Pretty sure this is the elimination and one of them just isn't coming back
>FISH PLEASE WRITE POSITIVE STUFF ABOUT ME
>PERSON WHO PRAISES ME THE MOST WON'T BE KICKED
Holy Fuck
Jin and /ftl/ buck broke this fucking wigger so hard.
He's actually spiraling into Ego Death
>>211698786posted it again award
What is this really about? Is this Jet's idea of meta comedy? Does he have some autistic problem with how eliminations have been done in the past? Jet is such an enormous fucking faggot it's mind boggling.
yeah they're eliminating somebody under this guise
>>211698815Sam's busy tonight so Jet can do whatever he wants
LAST ONE IS GETTING KICKED FOR REAL
>>211698797the penetrator
>>211698861yeah that's what I'm thinking
they're going to get to Daniel to go downstairs and then lean against the door kek
>>211698807>What does it mean?โI missed out on being a cute tumblr girl 7 years ago because I was fucking black guys in my small southern town insteadโ
>>211698807i miss blonde abi
>>211698807Broken by Jetโs BWC
>>211698815He has an obsessive need to be the main character. He needs the high of S2 again, and he will seek it until they say that they aren't doing fishtank anymore. Really though, if Jet was fired, the show would reach amazing heights.
>>211698838The absurdity of his fits is made that much more apparent when someone with natural sense of style like Freddy is around
If they actually kick someone like this I'll kneel, but knowing Jet I doubt it.
>>211698807She wants to be him
Jet is going to make this bit go on for 5hrs and it's going to be super unfunny and probably won't even eliminate everyone. Why is he so bad at this?
>Seth thinks the show will get better
LOL
If they kick someone out for real right now would you apologize to Jet?
Seth sucking production's dick? what a surprise
>>211698867We want her back!
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dan needs a drink
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arye is STILL writing his speech
Seth is for real an MDE dickrider dude thats worse than Arye
These dumbasses think it's a real elimination
ellie will go last and she'll actually get walked down the stairs
>it's that reoccuring episode of Sam Shekelstein and his minion of shills trying to control the narrative again
list of biggest W freeloaders (final no more lines)
>Fuentes>Destiny>Aiden Ross>Kai Cenat>Kanye>Mizkif>Sodapoppin>Ludwig>Tyler1>Andrew Tate>Doja>Sam Hyde>Speed>Ronaldo>Trump>Xqc>Emiru>Sweet_Anita>Azealia Banks>Jack Doherty>Spongebob>Theo Vonn>Shane Gillis>Crate man>Josh Moon>Ice Poseidon>Spookyposter>Matan Evans>Redbar>Joe Biden>Yami Yugi>Jerma>>211689781>Shoovy>Remy Lacroix>Bill Nye the Science Guy>The guy from the scumbag Steve meme>Mitsuharu Misawa>Tung Tung Tung Sahur>Shinji from Evangelion>Goku>The Costco Guys>Rizzler>Asmongold>Bossmanjack>Fred Hyde>Johnny Neptune>Ivanka Trump>Keemstar>Deadpool>Bam Margera>DSP>Wingsofredemption>Tony Stark>Bruce Wayne>Steve Rogers>Bruce Banner>Peter Parker>Pat Mcaffee>Nathan Fielder>A Rabbi>Mark Hamil>Mark Ruffalo>RDJ>Rian Johnson>Hulk Hogan>Markiplier>Tim Heidecker>Ciara>Jupiter>Bandit Keith from yugioh>Ellie from Fishtank>Justin Roiland>Manlytears>P8stie>Gordon Freeman>Adrian Shephard>Barney Calhoun>DOOM guy>Quake guy>Duke nukem>Marathon cyborg guy>JC denton> Bj blazkowicz>James bond>Joanna dark>Linkara>Narcissa Wright>Netanyahu>Mike Shinoda>Master Chief>Will Blunderfield>Murat>Cory Beck>Jet Neptune's sister>DB cooper>Jackson Galaxy>FeFe>William Banks>Billy Herrington
are they going to trick daniel into the basement and just leave him down there?
>>211698891You should cool off on posting Gortunia. Nobody wants to see that.
>>211698904fr
he genuinely looks like a sped highschooler
>>211698698gay or female?
>>211698795i asked grok to have direnc and ellie kiss
>>211698815WHY IS DIRENC LEAVING, WHAT???
SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE IN THERE, FAR MORE THEN DANIEL. WHY DID PEOPLE VOTE HER OUT???
ALSO WHAT IS THIS SHIT CONCEPT??? 6 WEEKS BUT THEN 5 WITHOUT AN ENTERTAINING PERSON???
AND WHY DO PEOPLE WANT ELLIE TO LEAVE. WHAT IS THIS...
I'm gonna shower.
When I come back, I'm gonna see Seth standing, and every other fish on the fucking ground.
I'm gonna see SETH at 500.
I'm gonna be fucking rich.
>>211698853THAT'S JET NEPTUNE FOR YOU SUPER FUNNY HUH
>>211698924True.
Neptroonian twist.
>direnc shaking her head to freddy's goodbye speech
bitch
One of them isn't getting called back after walking out.
>>211698861NOT SHIT SHERLOCK
>>211698930>list of best guys from computer I like
Oiled up footjobs from Angie
>>211698912It would be even worse somehow. Just fire jet. Please God allow a plane part to fall on just him right now.
>thanks for having me on this show, and please everybody who's watching, google sam hyde and marky, and also look up all the fishtank contestants jet and ben have been fucking after they've been eliminated. cheers
fruittankbros we still got some left to squeeze
>>211698936one of them for sure
>>211698934imagine getting her pregnant
Every contestant will have to be kicked secretly to prevent markyposting
>hundreds of people watching the hog breathe instead
Fredster has the best speech. Not surprising
>>211698943@grok is this real?
>freddy actually tearing up
This man is too good for the tank
>>211698767Isis does murder bluffs? That is horrific. Glad I'm white
this fucking faggot is crying
reddit chungus
>>211698650 (OP)This is where they kick Fred btw
>>211698924Praying for it
>>211698937Not going to happen
>>211698906Oh no round 2 of clabi fighting for the same guy
How does this keep happening?
>>211698937I do
#LifeIsJupie
JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET JET
FREDDY CRYING NOOOOOOO
hes too genuine for this show
Freddy can barely read kek
>fred crying during a mock elimination
get him a beer
>>211698958WHO LEAKED THIS TO YOU
Freddy is like an enhanced Alex B at times
freddy actually the realest nigga in fishtank history
The Fredster just made me tear up WTF
>>211698929Ellie mogs Angela so hard
He actually mind broke Jet
>crying during a test run
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freddy made our beautiful princess tear up
freddy bros, not like this ;_;
I love Freddy so much it's unreal
If Rachel died would anyone in the world be upset?
>he's crying over a fake elimination
KWAB
SELL SELL SELL
IT'S HAPPENING
>Freddy legit making himself cry with his speech
>>211699026Shit bro I almost started tearing up too
>>211699006so much content
>>211698650 (OP)is this real? when did this happen?
>>211698964Sloppy toppy from Angie but your frenulum gets caught in her braces.
>>211698983yeah thats why they all just stand there in the videos they have fake done it the last 2 weeks
been playing daggerfall for the last hour and a bit what the fuck happened why is freddy leaving
Fred is a real soulful dude
genuinely likeable guy who's probably had a hard life
>>211698973which explains recording their exits while they're still in the game
>>211699006God bless the fella that creams inside Ellie
Freddychads... it cant end like this
>>211699026drench is laughing kek
fucking love the fredmeister
>kicking him because he shittests production
end this show already.
LMAO CRYBABY BITCH FREDDY
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what a fucking GOAT, freddy is love, freddy is life
I'm in tears and he's not even actually leaving. WE LOVE FREDDY
i love daniel's immediate awkward rush hug
I hope they kick Rachel with a fake out here.
...if he didn't snatch those benzos or try to poison everyone...
The only non-fishtank watcher is the only one with SOVL
>fred picking Daniel as his surrogate winner
kwab
this faggot cried twice back to back kek
Freddy is the best fish of all time regardless of what happens.
>>211699081so autistic lmfao
>picks dan instead of angie
based
as a fellow 30 something freddy makes me proud. he's legit gonna go down as a top 10 fish
>>211699058he's leaving to play morrowind
Fredster is winning this HIMOTHY
freddy is the soul of this season, saying it
sam is going to fucking sob when he has to eliminate freddy lol
is he gonna say something based and redpilled to prove he's not a simp for angewa?
>>211699060many people have hard lives, most dont turn into crybaby 40YO drug addicts
I got scared for a second there bros
>>211699088angie simps malding erm
I will cawwy the towch fow you fweddy
I'd creampie Jet's sister. She's a little whore and needs it bad
>>211699082Hair systems are cringe but this guy needs one
Fred is love and life. I hope Smaack hits him up after this
Ellie's speech is going to be super reddit and nobody will care when she doesn't come back
>>211698435sorry โigger
Why the fuck did Freddy leave? He was one of the favorites to win.
Wait just kidding what? What was written before?
>get trolled lol
lollollol so funny and entertaining
>>211699102There's like only one good fish in all seasons and that was Jin.
directard forgot to go back to the living room
>>211699081I fucking loved it.
Actually a good bit if someone is going home. Good job Jet
>>211699078GET BAITED BITCH
>>211699095>best fish of all timeIn the worst season? Calm down zoomie
>>211699114he really will lol
lmaoing when freddy said "dont get too sappy on that shot" like it was someone else crying
Freddy has to win, no one else comes close
>>211699127You'd have better luck putting a wig on Jet
No cap Fredster choosing Daniel as his successor will surely boost Danielโs confidence
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they couldve totally done this bit and fake kicked freddy over the lax to rug the audience for a bit
>angie and dirench started getting emotion along with freddy>>211699114lmao tsmt bro is gonna weep
Angie is so fucking hot. God damn. Tight mid as fuck slut.
This is obviously setting up some twist but what could it be
>six days in
>already obvious Freddy will be the SOVL of this season
Fredophiles in control
>>211699127Sure but I'm not going to stick around and raise anything Neptunian.
>>211698906Why is Cole posting Brazilian memes?
YouTube title doesnโt say elimination so unfortunately this is really just a practice run.
>>211699112Jin was supposed to be his true rival. Oh well hold out hope for a proper freeloader who can be
hahah I forgot the hog was still upstairs and shes just talking to herself
>>211699154I'd creampie Jet. He's a little whore and needs it bad
>jet and ben start being gay and embarrassing
>director cam switches to rachel to save face
everytime director goes to rachel
Good thing we got to hear based Fredsters exit speech because heโs winning this.
>>211699131direnc will because for some reason she likes her a lot
Angie just made the decision to cry
OFFICIAL DIMES DRAWERS:
>Season 1:
Jon
>Season 2:
None, maybe Cole during the Halo arc
>Season 3:
Alex
Burt
>Season 4:
Freddy
>>211699114Haha yeah but it will be real
>>211699131Lol she has the date next week, she can't leave
-1.5 map spirit is still alive
>wiggers not even pretending fans will care about them after they leave
kek
>>211699187not checking, hope she succeeds
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>>211699178The Submissive and Breedable Jet Neptune
>>211699195this is accurate
>>211699195>Season 1:>JonDidnt watch S1 and I know he never drew
Angie fake crying now kek
>fred cries
AWW
>angie cries
bohoo go home nigga
>>211699180Armpit braps are funni.
i want nothing but the absolute best for freddy
Shut up bitch stealing Fredsterโs bit
i dont get the concept, why are people leaving now on day 7
>>211699167Rachel is getting kicked for having no candy and has no immunity
when fred cries :(
when angie cries :|
>>211699111bunch of autists in this thread lmao
it's honestly quite endearing that they're getting this emotion over jet's gay storylines
>>211699192why are women so cringe
>>211699201that's the joke
>you're one of the first to leave>even the audience doesn't like you
>I plan to do a lot after the show
you'll go straight to the playroom, bitch.
angie is surprisingly bad at fake crying given her archetype
>>211699195wreslting is fake and fake, you disgusting fat mexican beaner
>>211699232I want him to die early and alone (he will)
FREDDY STOX TRADING HIGHER THAN DIRENC LETS GOOOO
>>211699187What is she sleeping without the cpap again
>>211699247She has immunity
JET SEXYJET SEXYJET SEXYJET SEXYJET SEXYJET SEXYJET SEXY
wiping away non existent tears is funny
this dumb bitch drives a miata lmao
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>>211698698 >this is the 5/10 that the house has gone in ruckus for
Jet
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>>211699235Post the real one
>>211699246It's only 2 weeks long then bloodgames starts right after
I canโt believe theyโre kicking ellie herthony like this brosโฆ
>>211699253when angie cries :)
They intentionally placed Aryeh on that side. Uh oh...
>MY NAME IS ANGELINA!!!
>A, N, G, E..... L.... I? N... A!
I want this bitch to be ruthlessly tortured like a kulak in Soviet Russia.
>>211699229Actually true lol.
>>211699247Unfortunately she had the elimination weight.
>Dan will be eliminated
>Production knows it, obvjously
>He is the most likely to markypost upon knowing that
>They are pre-recording a good, normal exit speech for him
>He will be eliminated Jin-style
>Cover it up as an epic bit
>IRL Markypost successfully avoided
Crafty lil wiggers
why the fuck would they do this every time freddy retard
>i'm coming home kel_tec
>jet punches the air
alright i laughed
>freddy: do we have to do this every time
based
>>211699235oof he used to be so sexy
i lost $500 betting on mlb this week
The way Freddy hugged Daniel was reminiscent with Brian/Jimmy. Does this confirm Dan is Jimmy?
>>211699273you dont really mean this tho
>>211699112always has been, always will be
>>211699293girls love mazdas
lmao it's gonna be such an epic troll when someone is actually eliminated like this while they think it's only practice. hehe, jet truly is the greatest troll of all time.
Not a fucking chance Freddy is productions current favorite. Even when he's shittesting he's still entirely being himself. That dude is just too real, constantly trying to be entertaining, and honestly probably needs the money the most
>>211699302Get the side by side cap and the difference is jarring
angie my beloved I want you to win but I also cant wait to give you my money
>>211699285>AngieBut Drench is the 5/10 we're all thirsting over. And Ellie, but she only attracts the ones who insist they're "hebephiles, NOT pedophiles!"
WHY IS RACHEL DIFFICULT WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING
>>211698838jet needs to learn to sleazemaxxx because that's as good as its ever going to get for him
>Rachel's throat getting squeaker by the second
Lol
fucking Rachel deytrynakillme posting
KEK
rachels frog voice talking about being killed lmao
fucking kick this nontent freak already wiggers
Why is Rachel always complaining?
>rachel talking about being murdered
Lmao
Wtf happened to the pigs voice?
Fat bitch is gonna lose her voice soon
>>211699328Who will Dan mallet?
>gets told all she has to do is say goodbye
>complains anyway
I hate this fucking hog
I missed today, why does rachel sound like rfk now
>>211699120yet youre crying in a fucking 4chan thread about an autistic reality show
angie's bf and her simps are cucks
>someone tried to kill me so im having trouble processing what you just said
she really is the worst
>camera in room
it's real lol
will someone kill rachel when she leaves the show
>>211699347social interraction for her is just draining energy from others. it's about her being heard and getting attention.
>>211699353her voice has me in tears
>>211699341Drench, Ellie and Angie are all hot
>>211699369a future freeloader
>>211699284>>211699293she has a blaupunkt pull out stereo kek
>>211699328freddie is jon and daniel is josie
>>211699353She has to come up with a new way to get sympathy every few days, I wonder what the next thing will be.
>>211699362Shes pretending that she's dying due to her CPAP breaking
>>211699362Pretending her voice is shot for attention.
>>211699328>retard 2 acts like retard 1
>>211699375? Both are cute
>>211699362been squealing all week
>>211699373Someone tried to murder her
>>211699229Fred is a genuine person
>>211699382she is going to do it to herself
>>211699347every millisecond of contact with another person is an opportunity for her to wear them down and absorb their essence.
>>211699388Angelica isn't hot Lol
>>211699356>>211699362yep you can hear it going out lmao.
it will be shot by the end of the night
>>211699362She spends all day screaming and moaning. Vocal chords giving out
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angie is such a sweetheart, she and freddy are the only people who truly see the good in rachel and understand that even though she's a fucked up freak of nature she still cares
>>211699375>when I pull down my pants on penis inspection day
i keep this on in the background and whenever i hear rachel i keep thinking it's fatty
>>211699311>we'll just use the practice one in the edit hahayea I can see that
>Rachel now has full on Fatty voice
is this a fat people thing or what
RACHEL W ANGELINA W FREDDY L SETH L DIRENC L
Big rach is the star of the show and im sick of pretending otherwise
Rachel will be the one who markyposts when she leaves, mark my words
>>211699375I'd have sex with both
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Claire get the fuck in here this shit is boring as fuck
classic rachel ruining the bit
WHO IS THE TIKTOK GIRL POSTED HERE?
WITH THE FEET
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>donos are going bro and the fish look bored
>what do we do to liven things up?
>uhhhhh idk
>ummm how about we just rehearse tomorrows elimination
>yeah fuck it
>>211699335JET'S GONNA DO WHAT
>>211699362throat probably fucked up from snoring and mouthbreathing because she keeps sleeping without her cpap
>>211699375both are beautiful
>>211699408He's on the Alex Stein show tonight.
>>211699388that's what every straight male thinks. if someone says one of them isnt, they're just seething because they dont like them as a person for whatever reason
angie is eliminated for real after this. and jet will reveal that the stox is the true eliminating factor of season 4. it's the biggest grift in fishtank history
>>211699408He fucking killed himself after this project of 9 years flopped hard
Angelina thinks sheโs gonna be a streamer after this lol
NOT IF BUBBY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT
this is when fishtank peaked
>>211699447Mints throwing it back
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lol freddy and direnc just shook hands on smoking crack after the show
>>211699430her voice is shot because she didnt wear her cpap shit for three days straight
>>211699434she isn't leaving she bought the win, it's fucking sad really
If this is an actual rehearsal I will forever hate this show
>>211699408too busy doing damage control on mde
>>211699434She is already gearing up for a lawsuit
Left: Refined beauty
Right: Meant to be sorting through trash piles
>>211699457it's probably a gay or female 2bh
has she done enough to convince him?
based angie saying she wants to win so won't give anybody else her blessing
>>211699439She is in the site chat says the Joopy posting drove her away
Kino when she doesnโt come back
>>211698797is that just jet in costume
they should make rachel sing her letter
Jet already promising to DM angie
>>211699375Asian girls look like literal royalty
>>211699502that is emplemon. he showed up for S1
>>211699469maybe tomorrow i'll play kathy rain 2
Ellie gonna look like she's doing a high school presentation kek
spoiler
there is no 15k date for ellie, this is her elimination, smaack style cause its going to to worse
Please stop posting mints gay porn
> THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME BY DESTROYING MY CPAP!!
falls asleep with hand in cookie bag not wearing it every night
>>211699468I would actually watch religiously if she streams herself getting beaten by bubby
>>211699508white guys be like
>>211699474even if they get kicked out in the next few days in my mind they won the season already tbqh
call me a cuck but i feel they'd make a good (and toxic self-destructive) couple irl
Jet directing Ellie in a way he hasn't anyone else
>>211699499It was actually because of the rumour she was eating jets ass
>>211699446many are asking this
>>211699499tell her to get her ass in here this a mexianon call
>>211699499lol jupie moogled teh cleh
>>211699529how did he gain so much weight after blood games?
Is this good? Is this a good bit? Are you enjoying the show? Equidistant?
>this is how ellie is spending her last summer of high school
>>211699375>Left: Refined beauty>Right: Meant to be sorting through trash piles
>>211699542ellie is getting kicked retard
>>211699513you know why they call him 'mints'?
breathmints
think about it
I want to fuck Ellieโs voice
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you won't be missed
What are these two fags talking about
>>211699447it gets lonely down in the basement
>rachel unironically going full dese wypipo tryna kill me mode
>>211699459nope they are saving aryeh for last in the line of fake eliminations and hes the real elimination
>>211699536you don't get it she has done nothing wrong during her whole life
I'd like to touch her deeply hehe know what i mean?
>Let's practice your elemination speech, because we don't want you to wimp when it happens
>Cringelina fake wimps during her practice speech
yep, retarded
>>211699551Wish I'd have been this lucky
I wish they had Rachel write a practice message as well, and then never open the door for her after stepping downstairs during this rehearsal.
>>211699552why dont you sort through my little brown nuts tho
Has anyone else discovered or mentioned the stox exploit
Ive warmed up to Ellie. Might have to follow my predecessors. Sylvia baby daddy, Creatures husband, Steinful, I will be joining you all.
Sex with Ellie
I can't help but think the elimination suck. Instead of making them leave, make them Sharks to fuck with the fish. It's so fucking boring when everyone is gone.
>>211699470Who's brapper is this?
>>211699575She is jewish, after all.
>>211699550it's ok cinema, can lead to multiple interesting outcomes
>>211699551is that some milestone for you people? i dont remember wtf i did the summer from 11th to 12 grade
>>211699592bro shut the fuck no snitching
>sitting around doing nothing in silence was the best week of her life
>>211699262By cringe do you mean sexy, cute, funny, and cool?
Cuz thatโs what jupi is to a T
>>211699569How epic this bit is
>>211699470did she died???
>>211699531french girl on streamstars got drunk and passed out naked on her bed. the stream was quickly cut and she was never heard of again
>>211699561Nice speech gook, sounded like an AI bot.
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i think shell be safe
>>211699590brown people are vile creatures
>ellie won the who should leave poll
is this it?
>jet shitting on ellie for being nontent
she's going home, he's seething too much
>>211699470give us the lore anon
rachel is the type of person to fall down and pretend to be dead when they're trying to pull her out of the house
>im so ready to kneel right now
Wow Jet is being a mean girl today
>>211699543she likes that actually
>>211699499i'm here but everyone accuses me of being an attention whore so i stopped posting as much
Jet knows this bitch is boring lmao
Rachel still sitting on her bed shuffling her things around while everybody else is downstairs
good show guys really got a winner with this one
they're kicking ellie and running a train on her
yo wtf is going on right now i aint watching this shit
Jet get the FUCK off the screen you ugly fuck
>missed the whole day and the chink bitch was kicked
was this the best decision they made so far? she legit made no content
>it's literally only ugly twitter browns that hate ellie
ROFL
>>211699594good idea
let the sharks dogpile on the person they hate most
fucking retarded josiepedo faggot
>>211699610Also silly which is a good thing
>>211699581Did jet actually pay attention in high school geometry?
>if drench left then ellie would have no one
jet doesn't even watch the show he produces
ellie left her candy on the floor
GET IT
>>211699610now she's cringe and dressed by a gay man, looking retarded
>>211699616Lmao I missed this
jet is actually 100% correct for once
>throat is sore
>play it up by changing your voice even more
>talk just as much as before the sore throat
Yet another thing Fatty did, she's ticking all the boxes and she doesn't even know it. Fat retard kino.
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If they're going to keep the bench as a permanent fixture, then they should keep a board of the record lifts for the tank for all of the seasons. Whose bench is best? Squat? We'll never know unless they do this.
>>211699638hundreds of people watching her too
>>211699435Thatโs what Jet thought when he cast them
UH OH DUMDUMS, NO ELIMINATION???
>>211699619you kiss daddy with that mouth?
dan dickers I don't feel so good...
THANK GOD THE CONTENT QUEEN IS BACK
theyโre actually just doing a fucking retarded ass time wasting bit
KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY GORAN
>do you understand what I'm saying
>no
Lmao love fred
yo this show is insanely bad and grim
how does jet do it? live with himself being such a complete loser
>>211699644why would they be browns you literal sharty poster
he's gonna be so based and redpilled
>>211699631Did you really eat Jet's ass?
you now remember that one asian chick from S4
>>211699651wouldnt matter if he did, hes dumber than rachel
>>211699685what the fuck does he not understand
If he doesn't kick seth and this is just filling dead air jet should kill himself.
hahaha I can't believe you people want this retard to leave
dancels better be nervous
buh bye danny boy you won't be missed
I'm starting to think that only brown people hate Ellie.
Honestly, she's the only attractive woman in the space, lmfao.
>>211699652He was referring to Direnc you retard, if Ellie left Direnc would be alone
I found the guy that paid 15k to date Ellie
>Freddy: No
This nigga retarded.
They are doing this so nobody markyposts on their way down
>>211699691i hate looking at his face
>>211699616probably, unless she gets super fucked with overnight
>>211699699No, he's beating up Nick because EP flopped
this is a real elimination lol, that's why jet is being autistic about the scene continuity
>>211699696for the last time i did not
cease and desist
>from day 1 you've seen my incontinence
scuse me?
>>211699716he did it right back to ellie right after that. follow the conversation
Luckily for Ellie being a very attractive girl is content
>>211699714youre a virgin and have a muffing top
>>211699699I heard something mentioned about him being on Alex Stein's today? with the whole MDE gang, so maybe not
Bye Daniel! Congrats on being the gayest fish!
>how i wet my wonewiness make me soft
>>211699718>this knocked up summer and had her abort itgrim
bro daniels speech is actually sad
>>211699631I saw that video of you rimming Jet.
That's nasty dude
>>211699709>If he doesn't kick seth and this is just filling dead air jet should kill himself.remember when he did a 2 hour bit of bit walking around with an apple vision pro and playing banana app games
>MAWKEY MAWMEY MAWKEY MAWKEY MAWKEY
what did dan mean by this?
>>211699672remember when jet and ben could barley move a plate from the garage to the house without stopping for a break?
damn this nigga is retarded
>fawk yew angewina yew owe me swecks
Holy shit lol this is horrifying. Absolutely fucking horrifying. Just kill yourself already faggot
god just look at those bald head ridges
>>211699672that would require production to actually do work
they were afraid daniel would marky post lol
>>211698860That's basically the entire format of this show lol
>>211699763every fishgirl is an abortion machine
>>211699767there is no video because that didnt happen
I don't think Daniel is smart enough to be saying all of this stuff ironically. Very sad.
has anyone tried to get a marky tts through? alternate spellings? (marquis, etc)
so did they actually remove Rachel's protection or is she still safe to just sit in her room all day?
one crumb of attention from a woman made him soft, not very anime protagonist of him.
>i haven't let much phase me
lol
I actually feel bad for Dan now goddamit. I'm such a softie.
daniel just glazing himself
I've been cooling down on Daniel since day one. It's a shame. I really liked him.
>how about we just put no effort in and blame the contestants we chose for not making content
this nigga reading from his diary
he's just calling himself a bitch over and over
Are (You) gonna fall for another ruggy?
Buy this DANL dip. You know how it will go.
>>211699750Nigger detected
dan2
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>every one is getting eliminated
>we move to the Season 2 house with a new group of fish that are similar to the season 2 fish and we go a week until they transition to the season 3 house
Daniel is the kino machine of the house. Fuck Fredophiles and Wrenchists.
he can't even look into the camera
If they dont kick anyone this is a stupid bit, or they plan to pull somebody smaack style
the meeting of the spergs, a conversation for the ages
AUTIST WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER!!!
>that arye stand
>he's mimicking dan's posture
>>211699806I kinda am too even though I usually wanna dome him with a bowling pin
>it's my privilege. thank you
>Doesn't pick Fred
Hated him already but holy shit kill yourself you pathetic wittle faggot.
whats the point of doing "scenes" when the fish know what the show is
its just jet slowly slowly talking and being boring as fuck
If he doesn't come back from the basement, the wiggers are geniuses
aryeh speech is going to be gold
Jet sucks arninekay marc eeh
>>211699672This will happen once Chris arrives.
>>211699835he's been moping for 3 days tf are you talking about
daniel is mad cringe lmao
>arye crushes dan in painful hug
holy shit lol
>>211699865expecting a musical number
Arye's aggessive posture towards daniel LOL
>>211699707He's asking if they will write a new speech and rehearse it every time there's an elimination. Which is a valid question. Neptune didn't even think that far and had no answer, so shat out some wigger thoughts that were beneath even Fred's pillhead brain.
>>211699852get fucked retard. went from full simp to having nobody because he got too full of himself and sperged out on everyone
anyone has the social media accounts of daniel or aryeh?
>>211699882meeting of the minds
>>211699860he's a degenewet
You will never make me hate this simp retard
why is nobody on director switching to the hall
stupid wiggers
Ellie simps look like Daniel
>>211699861to make the episodes more entertaining
I can't wait for when the thread has nothing to talk about other than X is hot, the 1 hour Arya is awake, or when people ask who Seth is because they forgot he exists.
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there was this ad with every contestant's eyes, who are these two? i think the one on the left is the girl from the trailer who dropped out, no?
Filming them now just incase somebody Markyposts on the way out lol
daniel had so much potential man wtf are they doing this season. its day 7. at this rate jets 3 fuckdolls will be the last ones remaining
If aryeh doesn't sing it's over
Question, why is Joopy a wigger?
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>if you plan to tell jokes tomorrow you're going to really regret it
this is stupid as fuck if they dont dump someone
>>211699882so it would seem we both have autism
>>211699898it's not a valid question, and jet had already said no
dust2 coming up, banana girl spotted, jets gay
rachel is using her safe but she doesnt know what to put in it
They should do a bit next season where they go downstairs in rehearsal with everyone watching, and they never come back up. There is a lot of tension in this scene, and I bet they all in the back of their mind are scared to go in that basement even for rehearsal.
>>211699914I look more like Luke actually
>>211699914Thats not true I look like Aryeh
>let me retake that
ITS LIVE RETARD
>>211699914Kinda yeah, but taller and with a better attitude lol
>>211699852LMAOOOOOOOO this has to be the funniest s1 house fall right after fatty
>>211699803They're just not going to go above and beyond to convince her to stay anymore but she has full immunity and does not have to participate in anything
>>211699817Thatโs what theyโve been doing all along. Wiggers suck, arenโt funny.
>>211699929daniel is worse than even ellie
>>211699898jet is legit fucking retarded
>>211699718this dude has herpes forever now lol
>>211699835if you want people to root for the autist retard self-inserts dont bring likeable charismatic normies into the house, jet
>thinking the candy challenge has literally any sway on who will be eliminated
>>211699882the retard alliance is incoming
>>211699861it's a fake reality show which is more real than a real reality show, so it needs fake scenes
>jet trying to do Jeremy Gold from famous house
holy shit jet sucks so much its unreal
>>211699831Please let this be true
>>211699914most simps for any girls on this show resemble cryokeen or daniel
So why does Aryeh have grooves on his head? Never heard the reason
>>211699980he's not doing that at all
>>211699929He's only funny right now when he's being a pathetic autistic incel, when he was at the top he sucked.
>>211699945Need a 3rd map in this series based off how kino that 1st map was. Don't even care who wins
>>211699965ZAMN LOOK AT DEM JUPERS
>The gentle giant regrets abandoning kindness
sovl
>>211699979Literally what the fuck was he doing here
Remember they intentionally placed Aryeh last, told him to sit on that chair
>>211699996skin condition
>>211699980he's never been a good host and or actor, he needs to stick to the basement with the radio
>Come up here and address the audience Aryeh
>"WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?"
daniel is a great foil to freddy kino final 2
>>211699996his grandparents were experimented on by the nazis
they will do a fakeout and kick the hog, calling it now
>>211699929>daniel had so much potential man>day 1 haha he can't talk to a cute Asian girl he's literally me!
>>211699980he couldnt stand not being the centre of attention yet he brings fucking nothing of value
he speaks like a slow mongoloid
>lists all the kino things he did as mistakes
Poor golem doesn't understand the game
>>211699831This is too good of an idea for them to do it
>>211699931SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, ADIEU.
>>211699877Moping kinematically about deep anime things like romancing lolis and defeating his adversaries.
>>211699988>the slight downblouse>the boob jiggleALL MY GOOP FOR JOOP
Half of them are so mindfucked that they think making content on the ice Poseidon rip-off stream is a bad thing. This is why itโs better to just have non-fans like freddy since the average fishtank fan is too retarded to know what content is anyway.
>>211699852Even mid-fall his posture is fucked lol
>>211699996failed Machamp cosplay
>>211699996thats his brain
>>211699996It's a gay condition
>Daniel endorses his autist in arms
>>211700015We may never know
>none of this plays to my strengths or desires
Yeah Fishtank sucks ass didnt you know that
AUTISTIC LIVES MATTER!!!!!
>maybe there was never anything to gain from this. I will never know now.
Holy shit arye
Jet has as much charisma as a cum soaked comforter
>>211700007she'll probably be a marky poster someday
How is Ellie still valued above Angie? She doesn't do anything, Angie has been the catalyst for pretty much all of the content for the past 3 days.
>>211700026big if true but she bought the win
>>211699900Itโs actually fucking cruel to gas up Daniel tier autists that they have a chance at dating anyone but Down syndrome girls. They are the only ones donโt care about looks and talking like a retard or hunchbacks.
i just burst out laughing jesus
>us jewish guys deserve a chance to live
AUTISTIC GUYS DESERVE A CHANCE TO LIVE TOO
"You were robbed again"
>Ellie looks right over at Ayreh
Scheming bitch hours
>>211700068wigger stock manipulation
Image limit new thread pls
>>2117000681 or 2 whalesimps
>>211700068yeah I don't really get it
>>211699996skin condition, google it
he has pretty mild case
Autistic guys deserve a chance to live.
I love this shit so much.
>>211700068Because angie is a total disease
>Aryeh, the low retard, trying to group Daniel, the higher retard, in with him
>After Daniel chose Aryeh
He can't catch a fucking break
>>211700062embrace the deadpan negative charisma
underbuffer flow
>>211700068Because Angie is an ugly ape and Ellie is a beautiful little angel
would jason genova be good in the tank?
btw why is jet just telling them to do stuff for "an episode" that nobody expects within a handful of years
does he just want to order his subjects around? because he feels weak? its not like its funny... there isnt really a good justification for this bit
freddy daniel and aryeh deserve to be the final 3
fuck these hoes
based arye and his 8ch lore
>we both deserve something, people like us
Autistics chuds are so entitled
>talking about autism awareness while wearing suspenders
>didnt mention spongebob
>didnt mention how israel is being attacked right now
Could have been better
That just leaves Rachel... SHE IS LEAVING THAT IS THE TWIST!!!
i need to be breeding ellie in ada wong cosplay NOW
>>211700108your gimmick trash lets be honest
that was a direct shot at us
>>211700097shirt need it or keep it?
>>211700117daniel is gay moping retard
swap out with dretch
>>211700068you should be asking how daniel, rachel or arye is valued above her. fucking retard.
they skipped seth... whatever...
>>211700134yeah heโs a pissy faggot
holy fuck I just got home and thought Aryeh was actually getting eliminated fucking hell
>>211698860There's a very good reason he's "locally hated"
>fakeout elimination speech
>Jin's turn
>he starts screaming Marky
mouz - spirit dust2 just started
>>211700068they can't simp for Angie because she has a bf
she's gonna have to fake dump him like Claire
>>211700135He literally corrected the FBI black crime statistics meme earlier.
what's going on? why are they leaving?
>>211700060It's true, there's nothing to gain from this shit but pain.
>>211700155I don't think Seth is an actual fish
>>211700141wrench is boring its enterntaining to watch daniel belittle himself
>>211700167Ellie has a bf too
And drnech bf is literally on the show
>>211699903Sassy, bratty, smart, gorgeous, fun, classy
The list goes on and on
Jupi has it all
No webm necesary. You know itโs true
>>211700178Show cancelled
>>211700155He just did it anon?
>>211700163I dont watch dust2, inferno, or mirage. Let me know if an Ancient, Anubis, Nuke, or Train are on.
>>211700178they all lost, new cast coming
>>211700155seth went first
>>211700133No gimmick my friend, I just have eyes
>>211700047a day in prison
>>211700203>>211700214really? I have the stream right in front of my face and missed it lol
>>211699996i have the same its caused by extremelly high iq
>>211700206i can understand inferno, but why mirage and d2?
selling stox at a discount on the black market, hit me up
(this means stox now have monetary value and stakes)
>>211700005nukes the deciding map too, would be great
>>211700281they already do
they effect who leaves which you can predict on predict.fishtank.live
>>211700111he would sit in the corner of one room begging and repeating his catchphrases and stinking the place up so bad you'd be able to smell it in the hall
he would refuse to participate in anything just like rachel and would probably just be whacked out on kratom and tranquilizers the entire time
the only entertainment he could potentially provide would be
>creepily hitting on the girls>working out once a week>cooking and eating bizarre slop
>>211700355Manipulating p2p prediction markets can't be regulated. The gamble includes the risk that the counterparty will spend money to manipulate the outcome.
ellie will last till the end of the show and will piss me the fuck off
>>211700112he has to be on camera being seen as being useful, its fucking pathetic. not funny, fucking shit and gay