>>531817832
I'll do it at some point, that's for certain!
Nargacuga is one of my favorite monsters so I'll absolutely get around to dancing with him during his glory days.

Hello. I've written a little rhyme. I titled it "The Unlucky Melynx". Let me know what you think:

"What a day to cause trouble!" the Melynx declared,
As he plotted his devious route.
It seems that no potions would ever be spared.
"Today will pay well, there's no doubt!"
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He hurried with glee to the green Verdant Hills,
And he spotted a green source of fear.
A mighty mean Rathian giving him chills;
"Nya! I should get out of here!"
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He hurried with haste to the muck of the Marshland,
His day was off to a poor start.
And what he saw next made his little furs stand,
And it sped up the beat of his heart.
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It stood there, the horror whose hunger won't sink.
"I'll leave now or be in a pickle!
But do these foul beasts have a taste for Melynx?"
He'd bet not on Jho being fickle.
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He hurried in fear to the forest which floods,
And before him a lone hunter stood.
"Under no circumstance will this end in a dud!
I'll rob him like good Melynx should!"
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But the hunter flew off and loudly yelled out,
A somewhat Italian phrase.
"A bing bing wahoo? What's he talking about?"
Said the Melynx, left quite agaze.
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Dejected, exhausted the Melynx walked home,
With no swiped goods or felvine to count.
His dinner today, through the trash he must comb;
For no zenny is in his account.
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Not a moment too soon came his neighbor Felyne,
Before his anger could smolder.
And this neighbor of his offered invite to dine,
So they ate, shoulder to shoulder.