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7/23/2025, 2:35:15 AM
>I was playing a Playstation game the other day and...
>Why do they call it a ''cutscene''?
>The scene clearly isn't cut, I've been watching it for 4 hours!
>Why do they call it a ''cutscene''?
>The scene clearly isn't cut, I've been watching it for 4 hours!
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7/18/2025, 7:20:08 PM
What's the deal with airline peanuts? You open the bag, there are like, six. Six! And always salted! Am I supposed to crave sodium at 30,000 feet? It's a confidence killer.
And speaking of things that make no sense, what's the deal with market cap? "Oh, this company has a market cap of 800 billion." What does that even mean? Is there a giant, invisible hat they put on the market? Like some wizard just measured it, "Yup, 800 billion. Give or take a few million."
And it goes up and down! So the cap's elastic? It's a stretchy, invisible beanie for money. And they're always talking about the 'new financial system,' the 'global world order currency.' Is that what's under the cap? Is that the secret? You hear these things and think, who's behind all this? Is it Chainlink? Are they in a back room, adjusting the market cap with their oracles? "Okay, Sergey, pump up the oracles! We need a little volatility! Just a little, enough to make them think, but not panic! We want decentralized concern, not chaos! We're not animals!"
And speaking of things that make no sense, what's the deal with market cap? "Oh, this company has a market cap of 800 billion." What does that even mean? Is there a giant, invisible hat they put on the market? Like some wizard just measured it, "Yup, 800 billion. Give or take a few million."
And it goes up and down! So the cap's elastic? It's a stretchy, invisible beanie for money. And they're always talking about the 'new financial system,' the 'global world order currency.' Is that what's under the cap? Is that the secret? You hear these things and think, who's behind all this? Is it Chainlink? Are they in a back room, adjusting the market cap with their oracles? "Okay, Sergey, pump up the oracles! We need a little volatility! Just a little, enough to make them think, but not panic! We want decentralized concern, not chaos! We're not animals!"
7/16/2025, 2:45:24 AM
>What is the deal with Wrestling Entertainment? They're not wrestling, and it's not entertainment!
7/14/2025, 6:40:11 AM
>>212688948
>>I guess it's hard to see the road when a string of toothfloss can blind you.<audience laughter>
>>I guess it's hard to see the road when a string of toothfloss can blind you.<audience laughter>
7/10/2025, 2:41:20 PM
What's the deal with World Wrestling Entertainment? There's no wrestling, and it's not entertaining!
6/23/2025, 6:08:31 AM
I'm getting the feeling that online dating may not be the most ideal form of dating out there. I've used two dating apps so far in my quest for either a woman or a man who I can pretend is a woman if they're feminine enough.Success has been very, very, very limited.
I have come to find that the people of Tinder are not my type.
The women look like oversized Bratz dolls. Something about that glossy Bratz look always generated a deep disgust that makes me gag. The men in contrast are too damn ugly. Most of the likes I gotten have been all dudes, each uglier and more disgusting to look at than the last. But I didn't mind. I needed their pathetic simping to boost my likes which I used to receive in loads. One day I decided I was done humoring Tinder users, but I wasn't really willing to throwaway my 20+ likes. I made it clear in my bio that I was only only there to make new friends, suddenly the likes just stopped coming. That really showed me that Tinder users are not only monstrous creatures from monolith, but they're incredibly shallow.
Hinge on the other hand had more desirable results. The people I scroll through look like people I would actually allow to be my general vicinity. But there is a catch, to do any of the basic online dating stuff like matching you have to pay for some stupid subscription service.
Online dating man I gotta tell ya
I have come to find that the people of Tinder are not my type.
The women look like oversized Bratz dolls. Something about that glossy Bratz look always generated a deep disgust that makes me gag. The men in contrast are too damn ugly. Most of the likes I gotten have been all dudes, each uglier and more disgusting to look at than the last. But I didn't mind. I needed their pathetic simping to boost my likes which I used to receive in loads. One day I decided I was done humoring Tinder users, but I wasn't really willing to throwaway my 20+ likes. I made it clear in my bio that I was only only there to make new friends, suddenly the likes just stopped coming. That really showed me that Tinder users are not only monstrous creatures from monolith, but they're incredibly shallow.
Hinge on the other hand had more desirable results. The people I scroll through look like people I would actually allow to be my general vicinity. But there is a catch, to do any of the basic online dating stuff like matching you have to pay for some stupid subscription service.
Online dating man I gotta tell ya
6/23/2025, 1:19:36 AM
6/20/2025, 8:22:24 PM
So I'm back from my job interview at the IDF. Turns out I was _not_ the kind of deep penetration expert they were looking for.
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