>boomer father calls me unprompted
>immediately starts a rant about how much he hates orangeman and regrets voting for him because the economy may fuck up his quarterly bonus (he works for an oil company)
>talks about how much he misses regan
>says we should be bombing the middle east more out of nowhere
>ends with alright anyway I'm at the walmart parking lot (didn't even know he was out of the house) gonna go pick up some stuff for dinner love you also try the recipe for crack burgers I just sent you
I have a pretty good relationship with my parents but they are super weird sometimes

I remove the tip when a jeet delivers my food, you can just change it in the app after, I also don't tip women at all, I only tip ugly incelish white men because I figure they need the confidence boost since they're living a hard life