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7/12/2025, 11:05:29 AM
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>>29090008
7/11/2025, 11:13:11 PM
>be crab
>12 years old
>Prisoner, VIP future meal
>Caught with other crabs at whale crabe party
>Efficient mass raking, alieeen teechnolooogeeeh
>TheYellowMenace.sea
>Spared from being flash frozen like most because of weight
>>Weight of these calcium n--claws, crabba
>Chilling in kitchen aquarium for a week, waiting for death patiently
>Cook faggot that looks like Master Chop from Parappa the Rapper loves tapping my glass, loves taunting me with how many days I have left to live as he taps my aquarium
>Can't even pretend to care, as my left claw is broken
>>Hydraulics faulty, constantly painful, almost immobile. Depressing.
>"Hope he chokes in my vibriosis, French dip-looking bastard"
>Only other company with any fighting spirit is this one loud cunt on the other end
>Claims to have been here for most of its life
>>3 years
>Claims onion headed faggot fears her, avoids picking her and instead goes for others
>Ignore as usual, it's well-into morning already
>CrabSleep.crb
>Horrible pain at my left claw
>Suddenly, relief... relief for crab? This is surely a drea--
>CrabWake.crb
>It's late at night
>Actual relief--
>>*crunch crunch*
>look to side
>>Left claw is missing
>Cunt is eating my severed claw, half of it gone
>. . .
>"Your wound is going to be ready to heal now. Should've taken it off the moment it broke, don't you know?"
>Stare at the scene, snatch own claw remains
>*eat what little is still there*
>Sheepishly thank cunt, I do actually feel the pain begin to subside
>Begin to share claw stories. Turns out she was captured with entire crabmune as small larva, detached from moms and has been growing in "The Captain's Aquarium" ever since
>Apparently not even other monkeysblike what these do to catch crabkind
>Been avoiding getting cracked at The Plank by fighting then throwing others to the front; then, eventually becoming too hilariously feisty so as to become the informal pet of the kitchen.
>>But food is still food, all crabs know and live by that motto
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>12 years old
>Prisoner, VIP future meal
>Caught with other crabs at whale crabe party
>Efficient mass raking, alieeen teechnolooogeeeh
>TheYellowMenace.sea
>Spared from being flash frozen like most because of weight
>>Weight of these calcium n--claws, crabba
>Chilling in kitchen aquarium for a week, waiting for death patiently
>Cook faggot that looks like Master Chop from Parappa the Rapper loves tapping my glass, loves taunting me with how many days I have left to live as he taps my aquarium
>Can't even pretend to care, as my left claw is broken
>>Hydraulics faulty, constantly painful, almost immobile. Depressing.
>"Hope he chokes in my vibriosis, French dip-looking bastard"
>Only other company with any fighting spirit is this one loud cunt on the other end
>Claims to have been here for most of its life
>>3 years
>Claims onion headed faggot fears her, avoids picking her and instead goes for others
>Ignore as usual, it's well-into morning already
>CrabSleep.crb
>Horrible pain at my left claw
>Suddenly, relief... relief for crab? This is surely a drea--
>CrabWake.crb
>It's late at night
>Actual relief--
>>*crunch crunch*
>look to side
>>Left claw is missing
>Cunt is eating my severed claw, half of it gone
>. . .
>"Your wound is going to be ready to heal now. Should've taken it off the moment it broke, don't you know?"
>Stare at the scene, snatch own claw remains
>*eat what little is still there*
>Sheepishly thank cunt, I do actually feel the pain begin to subside
>Begin to share claw stories. Turns out she was captured with entire crabmune as small larva, detached from moms and has been growing in "The Captain's Aquarium" ever since
>Apparently not even other monkeysblike what these do to catch crabkind
>Been avoiding getting cracked at The Plank by fighting then throwing others to the front; then, eventually becoming too hilariously feisty so as to become the informal pet of the kitchen.
>>But food is still food, all crabs know and live by that motto
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