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7/22/2025, 11:11:50 PM
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>Be me
>Grow up in the sticks
>Every gallon of diesel I had ever seen was dyed pink due to marking it as untaxed for agricultural use only
>Get first job in a town bigger than 3000 people
>Boss throws me his keys and tells his personal slave to go fill up his diesel truck because he cannot be bothered
>Grab the correct nozzel, but I notice at the end that the liquid isn't pink
>I call him to let him know his truck is fucked, apologize, but explain it's the gas stations fault for putting gasoline in their diesel pumps.
>"How the fuck do you know they put gasoline in their diesel?"
>Explan that diesel is always pink and gasoline is clear, ergo it must be gasoline
>Boss laughs for 10 seconds straight, calls me a country ass dipshit, and tells me to bring his damn truck back
>Be me
>Grow up in the sticks
>Every gallon of diesel I had ever seen was dyed pink due to marking it as untaxed for agricultural use only
>Get first job in a town bigger than 3000 people
>Boss throws me his keys and tells his personal slave to go fill up his diesel truck because he cannot be bothered
>Grab the correct nozzel, but I notice at the end that the liquid isn't pink
>I call him to let him know his truck is fucked, apologize, but explain it's the gas stations fault for putting gasoline in their diesel pumps.
>"How the fuck do you know they put gasoline in their diesel?"
>Explan that diesel is always pink and gasoline is clear, ergo it must be gasoline
>Boss laughs for 10 seconds straight, calls me a country ass dipshit, and tells me to bring his damn truck back
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