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5/1/2025, 10:30:15 PM
>>49350189
What if Roomba was secretly a traditionally and formal romantic girl
What if Roomba was secretly a traditionally and formal romantic girl
5/1/2025, 5:02:00 AM
>>49346482
I heard 'knight' and 'apocolyspe' in the same sentence and that's what my mind leapt to.
The idea of being Remilia's anointed knight is kind of cute.
>>49346521
>>49347266
The question was rhetorical, but the answers are interesting nonetheless.
I have discarded draft where the reason is that Remilia enjoys collecting people and filling out the mansion with them. The MC had to find a way to stand out in order to not be fired, which he does by getting desperate and making a meal utilizing the same methods that advertisers employ to make food look tasty, such as using motor oil instead of syrup on pancakes, to create a super appetizing looking meal, that's actually lethal. Remilia just about chokes on it and is so stoked that she, a powerful vampire, was almost poisoned, that she promotes him to head chef and deems him "Vizier of Poisons". The rest of the story would revolve around him struggling to keep up the lie that he knows what he's doing while an ongoing, seemingly unrelated, water contamination incident makes him look guilty of something.
I heard 'knight' and 'apocolyspe' in the same sentence and that's what my mind leapt to.
The idea of being Remilia's anointed knight is kind of cute.
>>49346521
>>49347266
The question was rhetorical, but the answers are interesting nonetheless.
I have discarded draft where the reason is that Remilia enjoys collecting people and filling out the mansion with them. The MC had to find a way to stand out in order to not be fired, which he does by getting desperate and making a meal utilizing the same methods that advertisers employ to make food look tasty, such as using motor oil instead of syrup on pancakes, to create a super appetizing looking meal, that's actually lethal. Remilia just about chokes on it and is so stoked that she, a powerful vampire, was almost poisoned, that she promotes him to head chef and deems him "Vizier of Poisons". The rest of the story would revolve around him struggling to keep up the lie that he knows what he's doing while an ongoing, seemingly unrelated, water contamination incident makes him look guilty of something.
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