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7/26/2025, 6:00:09 PM
>>532645604
>pour your heart and soul into the SA3 outline
>Sega tells you Dreamcast is dead and we're going full third-party, disappointing but not unexpected
>some hanger-on upstart tells you that SA3 isn't going to cut it since Sonic needs to reach the multiplatform audience with a soft reboot, after you JUST did one a few years ago
>Sonic Adventure 3 is killed in favor of Sonic Heroes, not what you wanted but you can't complain since Iizuka seems like he was right
>"Now we're going for the older audience!"
>good, that means we can do Sonic Adventure 3 now, right?
>nope! Shadow the Hedgehog! With aliens! And guns! And Maria panties! okay maybe not that
>you sign off on it because this Iizuka guy seems to be in touch with the gaijin, which you admittedly were not too good at
>wow, that was a mistake... you start eyeing the internal tech demos your team has been making on the side for next-gen consoles, and take a deep breath...
>Now's the time
>Sonic Adventure 3
>everyone just hectically throws ideas at a wall in a clear attempt to salvage their rep after Shadow'05, it can't possibly get worse
>you insist we have a good plan, if you JUST liste-
>"NO WE NEED TO REBOOT SONIC AGAIN, GAMERS HAVE GOLDFISH MEMORIES, ALSO THE GAME IS CALLED 'SONIC THE HEDGEHOG' ALL CAPS."
>...
>Sonic the Hedgehog?
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!
>I -AM- THE FATHER OF SONIC SINCE THE 90's, YOU SON OF A
>...
>you know what? not worth it. fine. quit. jump ship.
>you watch as the game turns out more or less as you expected
>you think to yourself that Sonic is over, it's a passing fad
>a few years later, you check in
>SONIC is STILL going!
>and they took your SA3 ideas!
>but it's morphed into this gay GoWerehog shit and Sonic controls like a racecar, wtf?
>critics are saying they turned Sonic around but the werehog is gay shit
>you want to strangle those segaturds but you decide to maintain dignity
>years later, they attempt another ill-advised reboot and you're memed online by gaijin vying for control
>pour your heart and soul into the SA3 outline
>Sega tells you Dreamcast is dead and we're going full third-party, disappointing but not unexpected
>some hanger-on upstart tells you that SA3 isn't going to cut it since Sonic needs to reach the multiplatform audience with a soft reboot, after you JUST did one a few years ago
>Sonic Adventure 3 is killed in favor of Sonic Heroes, not what you wanted but you can't complain since Iizuka seems like he was right
>"Now we're going for the older audience!"
>good, that means we can do Sonic Adventure 3 now, right?
>nope! Shadow the Hedgehog! With aliens! And guns! And Maria panties! okay maybe not that
>you sign off on it because this Iizuka guy seems to be in touch with the gaijin, which you admittedly were not too good at
>wow, that was a mistake... you start eyeing the internal tech demos your team has been making on the side for next-gen consoles, and take a deep breath...
>Now's the time
>Sonic Adventure 3
>everyone just hectically throws ideas at a wall in a clear attempt to salvage their rep after Shadow'05, it can't possibly get worse
>you insist we have a good plan, if you JUST liste-
>"NO WE NEED TO REBOOT SONIC AGAIN, GAMERS HAVE GOLDFISH MEMORIES, ALSO THE GAME IS CALLED 'SONIC THE HEDGEHOG' ALL CAPS."
>...
>Sonic the Hedgehog?
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!
>I -AM- THE FATHER OF SONIC SINCE THE 90's, YOU SON OF A
>...
>you know what? not worth it. fine. quit. jump ship.
>you watch as the game turns out more or less as you expected
>you think to yourself that Sonic is over, it's a passing fad
>a few years later, you check in
>SONIC is STILL going!
>and they took your SA3 ideas!
>but it's morphed into this gay GoWerehog shit and Sonic controls like a racecar, wtf?
>critics are saying they turned Sonic around but the werehog is gay shit
>you want to strangle those segaturds but you decide to maintain dignity
>years later, they attempt another ill-advised reboot and you're memed online by gaijin vying for control
7/25/2025, 6:57:34 PM
>>532645604
>pour your heart and soul into the SA3 outline
>Sega tells you Dreamcast is dead and we're going full third-party, disappointing but not unexpected
>some hanger-on upstart tells you that SA3 isn't going to cut it since Sonic needs to reach the multiplatform audience with a soft reboot, after you JUST did one a few years ago
>Sonic Adventure 3 is killed in favor of Sonic Heroes, not what you wanted but you can't complain since Iizuka seems like he was right
>"Now we're going for the older audience!"
>good, that means we can do Sonic Adventure 3 now, right?
>nope! Shadow the Hedgehog! With aliens! And guns! And Maria panties! okay maybe not that
>you sign off on it because this Iizuka guy seems to be in touch with the gaijin, which you admittedly were not too good at
>wow, that was a mistake... you start eyeing the internal tech demos your team has been making on the side for next-gen consoles, and take a deep breath...
>Now's the time
>Sonic Adventure 3
>everyone just hectically throws ideas at a wall in a clear attempt to salvage their rep after Shadow'05, it can't possibly get worse
>you insist we have a good plan, if you JUST liste-
>"NO WE NEED TO REBOOT SONIC AGAIN, GAMERS HAVE GOLDFISH MEMORIES, ALSO THE GAME IS CALLED 'SONIC THE HEDGEHOG' ALL CAPS."
>...
>Sonic the Hedgehog?
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!
>I -AM- THE FATHER OF SONIC SINCE THE 90's, YOU SON OF A
>...
>you know what? not worth it. fine. quit. jump ship.
>you watch as the game turns out more or less as you expected
>you think to yourself that Sonic is over, it's a passing fad
>a few years later, you check in
>SONIC is STILL going!
>and they took your SA3 ideas!
>but it's morphed into this gay GoWerehog shit and Sonic controls like a racecar, wtf?
>critics are saying they turned Sonic around but the werehog is gay shit
>you want to strangle those segaturds but you decide to maintain dignity
>years later, they attempt another ill-advised reboot and you're memed online by gaijin vying for control
>pour your heart and soul into the SA3 outline
>Sega tells you Dreamcast is dead and we're going full third-party, disappointing but not unexpected
>some hanger-on upstart tells you that SA3 isn't going to cut it since Sonic needs to reach the multiplatform audience with a soft reboot, after you JUST did one a few years ago
>Sonic Adventure 3 is killed in favor of Sonic Heroes, not what you wanted but you can't complain since Iizuka seems like he was right
>"Now we're going for the older audience!"
>good, that means we can do Sonic Adventure 3 now, right?
>nope! Shadow the Hedgehog! With aliens! And guns! And Maria panties! okay maybe not that
>you sign off on it because this Iizuka guy seems to be in touch with the gaijin, which you admittedly were not too good at
>wow, that was a mistake... you start eyeing the internal tech demos your team has been making on the side for next-gen consoles, and take a deep breath...
>Now's the time
>Sonic Adventure 3
>everyone just hectically throws ideas at a wall in a clear attempt to salvage their rep after Shadow'05, it can't possibly get worse
>you insist we have a good plan, if you JUST liste-
>"NO WE NEED TO REBOOT SONIC AGAIN, GAMERS HAVE GOLDFISH MEMORIES, ALSO THE GAME IS CALLED 'SONIC THE HEDGEHOG' ALL CAPS."
>...
>Sonic the Hedgehog?
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!
>I -AM- THE FATHER OF SONIC SINCE THE 90's, YOU SON OF A
>...
>you know what? not worth it. fine. quit. jump ship.
>you watch as the game turns out more or less as you expected
>you think to yourself that Sonic is over, it's a passing fad
>a few years later, you check in
>SONIC is STILL going!
>and they took your SA3 ideas!
>but it's morphed into this gay GoWerehog shit and Sonic controls like a racecar, wtf?
>critics are saying they turned Sonic around but the werehog is gay shit
>you want to strangle those segaturds but you decide to maintain dignity
>years later, they attempt another ill-advised reboot and you're memed online by gaijin vying for control
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