pls help they want all this coomerbdsm stuff and its too complex and formal and I just wanted to get my dick poopie

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If you need a way to get past the fakers, just keep an eye out for the words "spiritual" and "mystical".
Generally spiritual means occult and thus worth avoiding, and mystical "stuff I don't understand but talk about or allude to anyway". Real Kabbalah is neither spiritual nor mystical, it doesn't have "ghosts" and "demons" let alone amulets or magic or what have you.
>the earth is 7 days / 5000 years old
It's also never in English, has no Indo-Arabic "numbers" or a decimal system, and doesn't involve a lunar or solar calendar lol.