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7/25/2025, 9:34:53 AM
I can't believe he ran off to heven with his buddies Hulk and Ozzy and left Chumlee behind in this cursed and broken worlt
7/21/2025, 10:50:55 AM
7/13/2025, 7:05:26 PM
>>937045047
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG HORSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BECOMED AN ANGLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG HORSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BECOMED AN ANGLE
7/11/2025, 10:19:23 AM
I’m shaking so bad
7/9/2025, 11:49:53 PM
7/4/2025, 4:52:42 PM
>>936630424
Corey Harrison roared through the pearly gates on his custom chopper, a final deal on his mind. Jesus greeted him.
Corey offered a chalice, claiming it was the Holy Grail. Jesus chuckled, explaining, "We deal in deeds, love, and joy here, not earthly currency."
Next, Corey presented a scroll: "First draft of the Ten Commandments!" Jesus smiled, "Not for trade. They're lessons for eternity."
Corey paused. "So, no cash, no trade-ins? Just... being here?"
Jesus nodded. "You've already paid your way with laughter and connection."
Corey put the items back. "Maybe these things are better off just being awesome."
He swung onto his bike. "What's next? Any good roads up here?"
Jesus gestured to the path. "The whole of eternity, Corey. Every road leads to wonder."
With a final roar, Corey, the heavenly pawn star, rode off into the boundless light.
Corey Harrison roared through the pearly gates on his custom chopper, a final deal on his mind. Jesus greeted him.
Corey offered a chalice, claiming it was the Holy Grail. Jesus chuckled, explaining, "We deal in deeds, love, and joy here, not earthly currency."
Next, Corey presented a scroll: "First draft of the Ten Commandments!" Jesus smiled, "Not for trade. They're lessons for eternity."
Corey paused. "So, no cash, no trade-ins? Just... being here?"
Jesus nodded. "You've already paid your way with laughter and connection."
Corey put the items back. "Maybe these things are better off just being awesome."
He swung onto his bike. "What's next? Any good roads up here?"
Jesus gestured to the path. "The whole of eternity, Corey. Every road leads to wonder."
With a final roar, Corey, the heavenly pawn star, rode off into the boundless light.
7/3/2025, 5:47:25 PM
>>936589255
We can save him :(
We can save him :(
7/1/2025, 9:16:44 PM
6/30/2025, 9:55:27 AM
>>936440415
I have become untethered and my sadness induced rage knows no bounds. Gam gam better watch out! Screaming n punching the air!
I have become untethered and my sadness induced rage knows no bounds. Gam gam better watch out! Screaming n punching the air!
6/29/2025, 7:52:20 PM
Corey Harrison, the maverick, rode his Harley onto a stardust road after passing, meeting Jesus at a gate of light.
"Jesus? Really you?" Corey asked. Jesus chuckled.
"This place is nice, but minimalist," Corey declared, pulling a vintage wooden box from a spectral saddlebag. "Perfect for divine storage!" He then produced an antique compass. "Points true north! Five grand, or four for you, cash or miracles."
Jesus, amused, admired the compass. Corey also offered a "pristine" first-edition King James Bible.
"Corey," Jesus said gently, "you've found your calling."
Corey grinned. "So, a deal? I've got vintage halos, pre-loved harps, even a used chariot. We could start 'Heavenly Antiques.' Partnership?"
A divine chuckle echoed through heaven, hinting at Corey's most intriguing negotiations yet.
"Jesus? Really you?" Corey asked. Jesus chuckled.
"This place is nice, but minimalist," Corey declared, pulling a vintage wooden box from a spectral saddlebag. "Perfect for divine storage!" He then produced an antique compass. "Points true north! Five grand, or four for you, cash or miracles."
Jesus, amused, admired the compass. Corey also offered a "pristine" first-edition King James Bible.
"Corey," Jesus said gently, "you've found your calling."
Corey grinned. "So, a deal? I've got vintage halos, pre-loved harps, even a used chariot. We could start 'Heavenly Antiques.' Partnership?"
A divine chuckle echoed through heaven, hinting at Corey's most intriguing negotiations yet.
6/28/2025, 1:46:12 AM
6/25/2025, 9:10:45 PM
>>936242083
Please lord take care of him up there
Please lord take care of him up there
6/25/2025, 2:30:15 PM
6/25/2025, 12:51:43 AM
>>936210581
bro bro, im cryin rite now fr fr
bro bro, im cryin rite now fr fr
6/16/2025, 8:20:53 AM
6/15/2025, 6:33:37 PM
6/15/2025, 6:18:34 AM
Ooh my god. Daddy is dead. Angle gained by heaven
6/13/2025, 10:17:32 PM
He's up there.
We're down here.
We're down here.
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