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7/21/2025, 12:36:01 AM
>>212978923
of their unwashed penises?
of their unwashed penises?
7/8/2025, 3:57:44 PM
>>212548204
you know it's not immediately obvious to me that washing your penis would completely remove the possibility of smega. i mean for thousands of years people have battled the smegma dragon and faced the evil that is dickcheese. it's like how exactly DO you slay this beast without becoming property of the Chosen People? vinegar baths? not bloody likely. and so that's life, you know, you wake up and some days you might have to do battle with the beast itself, other days maybe not. the test of a man isn't whether or not he gets smegma but how he DEALS with it, knowing the outcome might be pure CHAOS.
you know it's not immediately obvious to me that washing your penis would completely remove the possibility of smega. i mean for thousands of years people have battled the smegma dragon and faced the evil that is dickcheese. it's like how exactly DO you slay this beast without becoming property of the Chosen People? vinegar baths? not bloody likely. and so that's life, you know, you wake up and some days you might have to do battle with the beast itself, other days maybe not. the test of a man isn't whether or not he gets smegma but how he DEALS with it, knowing the outcome might be pure CHAOS.
7/7/2025, 9:46:41 PM
>>212527076
so have them walk in the bloody store and buy the blasted drinks at the counter. sometimes to find what's truly important one has to venture into the belly of the beast, the soul of all that is evil and rotten; the counter at a McDonalds in Harlem at 3am.
so have them walk in the bloody store and buy the blasted drinks at the counter. sometimes to find what's truly important one has to venture into the belly of the beast, the soul of all that is evil and rotten; the counter at a McDonalds in Harlem at 3am.
7/3/2025, 4:48:21 AM
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