GG Dodgers
This is a very meaningful win for us

Y-you can do it, Royals

We have completed our very successful attack on the Padres. All planes are now outside of San Diego airspace. A full season's worth of BOMBS were hit out of Petco Stadium. All Royals are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great Kansas City warriors. There is not another team in the world that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR SEX! Thank you for your attention to this matter.