>>937417651
That sure is one long cat

>>937377855
Woah I haven't seen this one in ages.

>Be me, single as fuck
>New girl gets hired at work
>We vibe pretty well right off the bat, similar taste in music and whatnot
>Notice she laughs at all my corny attempts at humor
>Hits me with "So last night a customer thought I was your girlfriend haha isn't that crazy?" before awkwardly trying to shift the conversation the other day

Help me out here /b/ I've been single since like fucking 2012 and I'm inept at this shit. There a real chance this chick likes me or am I maybe looking too much into it with not enough evidence?

>>936485731
Really getting inebriated and watching things in general is a great fuckin' experience. Watched 2001: A Space Odyssey on acid once and it was one of the wildest experiences of my life.

Get absolutely hammered drunk and watch Muppet Treasure Island one day. You'll thank me.

>>936426203
Is this a male or female stomach I'm looking at here? I can't even tell any more.

I wish I could stay in bed for three days. My fucking back starts hurting after more than 12 hours.