>A homeless guy came up to me while I was on my smoke break and asked I could by him a coffee from Greggs.
>Nicely enough, I offered make one from the break room and bring it down to him, to which he promptly refused, citing that "office coffee tastes like shit", called me a cheapskate and then fucked off.

God I fucking hate the homeless.

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Virtually all "Israelis" I know personally are actually Russians who acquired their citizenship as adults. They don't speak Hebrew and many of them never even lived in Israel. After staying there for a short while to do the paperwork, they either moved back to Russia or to a third country. There are probably tens of thousands of Israeli citizens like this (not only Russians, of course).