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7/4/2025, 4:34:00 AM
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What indeed
What indeed
6/26/2025, 3:08:57 AM
ID: S3F7s8YD/pol/508716454#508724796
6/25/2025, 11:00:04 PM
6/19/2025, 5:57:37 PM
DIE FOR ISRAEL edition
>LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: Doesn't matter, you'll die for Israel in the end
>LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: Doesn't matter, you'll die for Israel in the end. Except you'll be further scrutinized for risks of anti-semitism / fragging.
>LYING ON POLYGRAPH: No need, Palantir has all the truth on you. As long as you have no anti-semitic thoughts, you'll be fine.
>Resources:
Doesn't matter, you'll die anyway in the end.
>ASVAB or Minimum PFT?
Doesn't matter, Automatic acceptance. Recruiters & Draft officers will drag you to MEPS. No choice of MOS
AFQT? ignore it. Only reserved for the smartest, most loyal zogbot candidates; stationed at Eglin Air Force Base
>Basic Training
Doesn't matter, bare minimum so you'll die in middle east as useful cannon fodder against Axis of Evil. The less training you get in military, more shekels could be saved to be donated to Israel.
Basic training includes
>Singing Israel National Anthem, watching Dancing Israelis during 9/11
>Circumcision & Vaccinations if you haven't yet. Physical declaration of oath for G-d, Zion Don, United States of Israel
>Communication skills in order to side with Jews
>Selfless self-sacrifice to Jews. From body shield a Jew from bullets / bombs / drones / anti-semitic thoughts. Even giving your salary to a newborn Holocaust Survivor
Benefits:
>three zogbot goyslop chow per day.
>Fluoridated drinking water
>Daily Christian preaching on how Jews are G-d's chosen race
>BLACKED porn access (excluding subscription)
>Special Forces Fitness Guide
Only if you have absolute loyalty & servitude to zionism, like killing subhuman goyims in gaza without hesitation. Otherwise, doesn't matter; you'll be disposed.
Bonus reward is free children to groom & blackmail by Jews.
>Post-deployment reward
You mostly will die before deployment ends. If not, assisted suicide replaces GI-Bill (noose or a gun on your head, paid by yourself)
MIGA, Hava Nagila
>LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: Doesn't matter, you'll die for Israel in the end
>LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: Doesn't matter, you'll die for Israel in the end. Except you'll be further scrutinized for risks of anti-semitism / fragging.
>LYING ON POLYGRAPH: No need, Palantir has all the truth on you. As long as you have no anti-semitic thoughts, you'll be fine.
>Resources:
Doesn't matter, you'll die anyway in the end.
>ASVAB or Minimum PFT?
Doesn't matter, Automatic acceptance. Recruiters & Draft officers will drag you to MEPS. No choice of MOS
AFQT? ignore it. Only reserved for the smartest, most loyal zogbot candidates; stationed at Eglin Air Force Base
>Basic Training
Doesn't matter, bare minimum so you'll die in middle east as useful cannon fodder against Axis of Evil. The less training you get in military, more shekels could be saved to be donated to Israel.
Basic training includes
>Singing Israel National Anthem, watching Dancing Israelis during 9/11
>Circumcision & Vaccinations if you haven't yet. Physical declaration of oath for G-d, Zion Don, United States of Israel
>Communication skills in order to side with Jews
>Selfless self-sacrifice to Jews. From body shield a Jew from bullets / bombs / drones / anti-semitic thoughts. Even giving your salary to a newborn Holocaust Survivor
Benefits:
>three zogbot goyslop chow per day.
>Fluoridated drinking water
>Daily Christian preaching on how Jews are G-d's chosen race
>BLACKED porn access (excluding subscription)
>Special Forces Fitness Guide
Only if you have absolute loyalty & servitude to zionism, like killing subhuman goyims in gaza without hesitation. Otherwise, doesn't matter; you'll be disposed.
Bonus reward is free children to groom & blackmail by Jews.
>Post-deployment reward
You mostly will die before deployment ends. If not, assisted suicide replaces GI-Bill (noose or a gun on your head, paid by yourself)
MIGA, Hava Nagila
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