>>212866410
>be me
>smoking hella weed and watching rick and morty
>couple of mormons or whatever knock on my door
>they're smiling, i smirk back knowing these sheep are about to be dunked on
>"good afternoon! if you have the time we'd love to talk about jesus with you!"
>i hit my weed vape pen and blow it at them
>"sure, if you don't mind me talking out our savior Sol, or the sun, the bringer of life and actual religious head of the whole world"
>they stare at me as if they just heard music for the first time
>"by the way, 'jesus' (i did the air quotes thing" loved everyone including gays"
>as i said gay i looked at both of them and winked
>"back to the two things i know ACTUALLY love me, WEED and SCIENCE!"
>slam the door on their shocked faces
>mfw i smoke a bowl and jack off after

>>81832126
What the fuck are all these answers like pennies and HDMI cables? Who the fuck has ever tasted an HDMI cable?

For the non-virgin larping answer, mostly they taste musky and sweaty, and sometimes they taste a bit like raw, unpasteurised honey.

Amazingly enough there are some girls who don't enjoy cunnilingus, although I did actually go out with a girl who didn't believe me when I told her that some girls didn't like it. (She certainly enjoyed it, so it wasn't due to any flaw in my technique!) She was French-Canadian and attributed not liking cunnilingus to "uptight anglos", and told me I should stick to French girls.